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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: burgundy whorehouse
On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.
"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."
You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2],#28262735) |
Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM Author: burgundy whorehouse
"I'm good. How are you?"
"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"
"Yeah, you could say that."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2],#28262802) |
Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM Author: burgundy whorehouse
She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."
Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.
You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.
The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2],#28265159) |
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