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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: burgundy whorehouse

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Frozen Indirect Expression

Sugar Ray*

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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: burgundy whorehouse

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2],#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: burgundy whorehouse

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2],#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Histrionic frum space

She never responds

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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Sable appetizing location

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2],#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Twinkling lascivious menage



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Twinkling lascivious menage



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Excitant fiercely-loyal parlor trump supporter



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Marvelous ultramarine chapel old irish cottage

Fuck off dude

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Marvelous ultramarine chapel old irish cottage

Why does it hurt so bad man

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2],#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: burgundy whorehouse



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: flesh philosopher-king



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Razzle ape



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Federal jet newt



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Translucent Famous Landscape Painting Mad Cow Disease



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Wild Dysfunction Brunch

You can still maek it

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: burgundy whorehouse

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2],#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Chrome Base

Promising

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Umber swollen sanctuary gunner

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Translucent Famous Landscape Painting Mad Cow Disease

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2],#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Umber swollen sanctuary gunner



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: deranged casino



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: deep vibrant cuck



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Federal jet newt



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: burgundy whorehouse



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Translucent Famous Landscape Painting Mad Cow Disease



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: useless ocher indian lodge lettuce



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Wild Dysfunction Brunch



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: tripping turquoise clown double fault



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Twinkling lascivious menage



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Lavender bipolar trailer park rigor



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Dull Domesticated Friendly Grandma Office

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: burgundy whorehouse

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2],#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Twinkling lascivious menage



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: burgundy whorehouse

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2],#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: burgundy whorehouse



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: deranged casino

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained floppy degenerate locus



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: flesh philosopher-king



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Pea-brained floppy degenerate locus



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Big Orange Senate



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Charismatic State Karate



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Author: burgundy whorehouse



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained floppy degenerate locus



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Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Talk to your kids about time dilation. (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

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