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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Anal Address Hissy Fit
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
pungent market hairy legs
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Yellow vibrant point background story
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Violent light private investor cuck
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Violent light private investor cuck
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Yellow vibrant point background story
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Violent light private investor cuck
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Yellow vibrant point background story
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Violent light private investor cuck
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Yellow vibrant point background story
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Violent light private investor cuck
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Violent light private investor cuck
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Yellow vibrant point background story
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Violent light private investor cuck
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
citrine puppy persian
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Violent light private investor cuck
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
citrine puppy persian
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Violent light private investor cuck
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Coiffed sneaky criminal lodge
  04/08/25
that's rude
Violent light private investor cuck
  04/08/25
...
Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Exhilarant cheese-eating theatre
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Yellow vibrant point background story
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
jet-lagged violet giraffe dilemma
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Violent light private investor cuck
  04/08/25
...
Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
...
Violent light private investor cuck
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal
  04/09/25
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Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
vigorous temple
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
bipolar new version piazza
  04/09/25
Ty
Violent light private investor cuck
  04/09/25
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Up-to-no-good electric furnace windowlicker
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Lavender Stain Community Account
  04/09/25
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Violent light private investor cuck
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Spectacular sanctuary
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Violent light private investor cuck
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Violent light private investor cuck
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
obsidian principal's office
  05/02/25
...
Violent light private investor cuck
  05/12/25
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Violent light private investor cuck
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Violent light private investor cuck
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
bipolar new version piazza
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Violent light private investor cuck
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
citrine puppy persian
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Violent light private investor cuck
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
citrine puppy persian
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Cobalt bearded sex offender
  06/03/25
...
Violent light private investor cuck
  06/26/25
OP?
Violent light private investor cuck
  06/27/25
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Violent light private investor cuck
  07/09/25
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Violent light private investor cuck
  07/31/25
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Violent light private investor cuck
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
Violent light private investor cuck
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Cobalt bearded sex offender
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Anal Address Hissy Fit

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: pungent market hairy legs

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Yellow vibrant point background story

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Yellow vibrant point background story

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Yellow vibrant point background story

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Yellow vibrant point background story

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Yellow vibrant point background story

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: citrine puppy persian

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: citrine puppy persian

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Coiffed sneaky criminal lodge

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant cheese-eating theatre

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Yellow vibrant point background story

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: jet-lagged violet giraffe dilemma

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic State Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: vigorous temple

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: bipolar new version piazza

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good electric furnace windowlicker



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Lavender Stain Community Account

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Spectacular sanctuary

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: obsidian principal's office

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: bipolar new version piazza

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: citrine puppy persian

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: citrine puppy persian

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Cobalt bearded sex offender

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Violent light private investor cuck

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Cobalt bearded sex offender

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331552)