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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
deep garrison party of the first part
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Brilliant gay wizard library
  10/24/16
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Clear mexican
  01/03/17
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Navy cocky nursing home digit ratio
  02/20/18
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nubile underhanded masturbator
  06/03/19
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Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story
  10/14/20
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Glittery Blood Rage Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
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Sooty 180 Range Twinkling Uncleanness
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Shimmering National
  01/25/16
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Spectacular angry box office
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Cracking reading party persian
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Shimmering National
  01/25/16
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Spectacular angry box office
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garnet twisted center
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Ocher Regret
  01/25/16
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Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
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Galvanic lemon crackhouse
  01/25/16
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indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
...
Sable Nighttime Bawdyhouse Candlestick Maker
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Heady address halford
  01/25/16
...
Comical Laser Beams
  01/25/16
...
deep garrison party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Beta multi-colored property wagecucks
  01/26/16
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Azure Kitty
  01/26/16
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vibrant quadroon
  11/27/16
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Ocher Regret
  06/13/17
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Narrow-minded iridescent forum karate
  12/19/17
...
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/24/18
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honey-headed motley degenerate
  06/10/24
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Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage
  01/26/16
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Harsh Tantric Azn Rehab
  10/24/16
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Clear mexican
  11/27/16
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Ocher Regret
  01/23/17
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Razzmatazz puppy trust fund
  03/15/17
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Ocher Regret
  04/20/17
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Ocher Regret
  02/20/18
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Ocher Regret
  05/24/18
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Drab Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor
  09/26/21
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Turquoise outnumbered milk antidepressant drug
  03/12/22
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honey-headed motley degenerate
  05/15/22
...
honey-headed motley degenerate
  05/04/24
ruthless.
stimulating sapphire cuck
  01/25/16
Brutal
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
...
Trip Corner Electric Furnace
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
disturbing prole
  01/25/16
toxic
racy meetinghouse jewess
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
mind-boggling alcoholic love of her life
  01/25/16
...
Sooty 180 Range Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
...
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
...
Bateful up-to-no-good legal warrant
  01/25/16
damnit
Big rigpig school
  01/25/16
...
Shimmering National
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
jfc
Ocher Regret
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Shimmering National
  01/25/16
...
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Ocher Regret
  01/25/16
Cr
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
hm
Stirring cruel-hearted set lettuce
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
wait
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/25/16
...
Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage
  01/26/16
...
Provocative slimy site knife
  01/25/16
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indecent soul-stirring university
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
mind-boggling alcoholic love of her life
  01/25/16
...
beady-eyed parlour
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
stimulating sapphire cuck
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Ocher Regret
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
stimulating sapphire cuck
  01/25/16
...
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/25/16
...
Narrow-minded iridescent forum karate
  01/25/16
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henna razzle lodge
  01/25/16
...
Big rigpig school
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Bateful up-to-no-good legal warrant
  01/25/16
...
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
out-of-control pink gas station
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Fragrant tanning salon jew
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...
aquamarine lay cumskin
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
milky pozpig faggotry
  01/25/16
...
disturbing prole
  01/25/16
...
Sable Nighttime Bawdyhouse Candlestick Maker
  01/25/16
damn
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
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...
Chrome cerebral den
  01/25/16
...
Aromatic point stain
  01/25/16
O LORD
fantasy-prone institution
  01/25/16
jfc
Dashing fat ankles genital piercing
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Alcoholic dopamine business firm
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Comical Laser Beams
  01/25/16
...
Shimmering National
  01/25/16
Lmao
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
...
fuchsia greedy native
  01/25/16
...
Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage
  01/26/16
...
Chrome cerebral den
  01/26/16
...
Azure Kitty
  01/26/16
...
indecent soul-stirring university
  02/15/16
...
Self-centered Dead Whorehouse Useless Brakes
  07/08/17
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aphrodisiac internal respiration
  07/08/17
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Medicated Sienna Police Squad Stage
  07/08/17
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indecent soul-stirring university
  10/27/17
...
demanding menage
  12/26/17
...
indecent soul-stirring university
  05/24/18
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indecent soul-stirring university
  03/16/20
...
copper wonderful abode
  02/18/22
...
house-broken pearl macaca tattoo
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Heady address halford
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Big rigpig school
  01/25/16
ouch
talented mediation
  01/26/16
poison
excitant violet area trump supporter
  01/26/16
...
twinkling well-lubricated brethren
  01/26/16
180
deep garrison party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
translucent fiercely-loyal nibblets
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Balding Flatulent Wrinkle
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
RIP brother
arousing jap house
  09/27/16
...
house-broken pearl macaca tattoo
  12/26/17
...
Azure Kitty
  08/12/19
180
Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story
  01/26/16
...
Azure Kitty
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Boyish Burgundy Casino Roommate
  01/27/16
...
Narrow-minded iridescent forum karate
  01/27/16
...
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Low-t big-titted shrine
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Low-t big-titted shrine
  02/02/16
...
red public bath
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
yapping disgusting corn cake ladyboy
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
seedy useless codepig
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Umber stubborn hall
  02/24/16
18000000
Gold Self-absorbed Preventive Strike
  03/04/16
165
Cyan Frozen Indian Lodge Crotch
  03/04/16
...
Slate Exhilarant Giraffe
  05/19/16
chilling
ruddy half-breed
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Adventurous Telephone Theater
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Disrespectful Chapel Son Of Senegal
  01/03/17
oh my.
exciting federal goyim
  01/23/17
toxic
Odious station turdskin
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Razzmatazz puppy trust fund
  03/15/17
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henna razzle lodge
  04/02/17
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glassy chad
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Dun curious orchestra pit
  07/08/17
...
titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression
  10/27/17
mother of god
aphrodisiac internal respiration
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
olive selfie cruise ship
  10/27/17
JFC
blathering contagious main people
  10/27/17
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diverse black sex offender
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  12/26/17
ouch
Indigo Locus
  02/20/18
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razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house
  01/16/19
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crusty church building
  08/09/19
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Drab Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
718-662-5970
  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
Swashbuckling dragon
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
supple hell foreskin
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Sable Nighttime Bawdyhouse Candlestick Maker
  01/25/16
...
Comical Laser Beams
  01/25/16
...
Claret offensive theatre
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
toxic
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
charismatic grizzly spot affirmative action
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
out-of-control pink gas station
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
out-of-control pink gas station
  01/25/16
TY bro
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
...
Comical Laser Beams
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
lascivious sadistic gaping hospital
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Trip Corner Electric Furnace
  10/27/17
...
maniacal personal credit line plaza
  10/27/17
...
indecent soul-stirring university
  05/24/18
...
exciting federal goyim
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
mahogany concupiscible travel guidebook
  10/27/17
credited advice
Indigo Locus
  05/24/18
even more toxic
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
passionate black woman
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Irradiated trailer park psychic
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
out-of-control pink gas station
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
lol
Hideous brunch patrolman
  06/01/17
...
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
deep garrison party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
house-broken pearl macaca tattoo
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Alcoholic dopamine business firm
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Alcoholic dopamine business firm
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Alcoholic dopamine business firm
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Alcoholic dopamine business firm
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Alcoholic dopamine business firm
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
Lmao
Mewling histrionic senate
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
indecent soul-stirring university
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Ocher Regret
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/25/16
lmao true
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/25/16
...
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/26/16
...
house-broken pearl macaca tattoo
  12/26/17
Haha
scarlet vigorous depressive space
  03/19/20
...
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
...
Bateful up-to-no-good legal warrant
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
lascivious sadistic gaping hospital
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Electric queen of the night state
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
unhinged home
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
indecent soul-stirring university
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
mahogany concupiscible travel guidebook
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
arousing jap house
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
fighting people who are hurt
  06/03/19
oh no
Balding Flatulent Wrinkle
  08/08/19
LOL
rambunctious tank sanctuary
  03/16/20
JFC
exciting federal goyim
  03/19/20
Update?
copper wonderful abode
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Hyperactive hunting ground
  01/25/16
...
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
...
Narrow-minded iridescent forum karate
  05/19/16
...
Provocative slimy site knife
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
white confused stock car market
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Bateful up-to-no-good legal warrant
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
white confused stock car market
  01/26/16
Cr
Bateful up-to-no-good legal warrant
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
white confused stock car market
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling dragon
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
poppy free-loading elastic band
  01/26/16
...
poppy free-loading elastic band
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Glittery Blood Rage Old Irish Cottage
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Self-centered Dead Whorehouse Useless Brakes
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
wine temple
  01/26/16
...
Chrome cerebral den
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
deep garrison party of the first part
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Ocher Regret
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
wine temple
  01/26/16
Lmfao
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Glittery Blood Rage Old Irish Cottage
  01/26/16
...
dark principal's office therapy
  01/16/19
...
scarlet vigorous depressive space
  03/16/20
...
Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story
  01/26/16
...
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/26/16
...
Chrome cerebral den
  01/26/16
...
Narrow-minded iridescent forum karate
  03/28/16
...
crusty church building
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
theater stage weed whacker
  01/26/16
...
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
charismatic grizzly spot affirmative action
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story
  01/26/16
...
Brilliant gay wizard library
  10/24/16
...
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Irradiated trailer park psychic
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
hairless field
  04/04/16
...
Razzmatazz puppy trust fund
  03/15/17
*applause*
stag film
  10/27/17
...
Drab Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor
  09/26/21
...
mahogany concupiscible travel guidebook
  01/26/16
...
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
white confused stock car market
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/26/16
...
white confused stock car market
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
white confused stock car market
  01/26/16
...
Bateful up-to-no-good legal warrant
  01/26/16
...
out-of-control pink gas station
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
Describe
white confused stock car market
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
white confused stock car market
  01/26/16
...
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/26/16
...
out-of-control pink gas station
  01/26/16
Please be flame
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Ocher Regret
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Azure Kitty
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
Fuck
titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Provocative slimy site knife
  01/26/16
cq's!
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
...
exciting federal goyim
  03/19/20
...
Razzmatazz puppy trust fund
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Zombie-like Partner Base
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
charismatic grizzly spot affirmative action
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Swashbuckling dragon
  01/26/16
...
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/26/16
...
Indigo Locus
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
charismatic grizzly spot affirmative action
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
out-of-control pink gas station
  01/26/16
...
Azure Kitty
  01/26/16
LOL fair
charismatic grizzly spot affirmative action
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...
Chrome cerebral den
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Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage
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...
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underrated
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...
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why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/26/16
jfc
Ocher Regret
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...
slippery resort striped hyena
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
wine temple
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
do u love it
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
...
brindle kitchen
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
wine temple
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
...
indecent soul-stirring university
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Ocher Regret
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Ocher Regret
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
wine temple
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ok fair im kinda slow today
Ocher Regret
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
...
messiness locale
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
irate khaki heaven
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
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...
titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression
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...
Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story
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*puts gun in mouth*
out-of-control pink gas station
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...
Provocative slimy site knife
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
Chrome cerebral den
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JFC
sound barrier
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180
Rose headpube stead
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...
Insane piazza death wish
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
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  01/26/16
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irate khaki heaven
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...
irate khaki heaven
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
effete impressive private investor
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...
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Crimson dilemma
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
180 twist
indecent soul-stirring university
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...
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  01/26/16
THIS
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...
avocado nowag
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Azure Kitty
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Azure Kitty
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
effete impressive private investor
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If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Azure Kitty
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Azure Kitty
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
garnet twisted center
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
effete impressive private investor
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
garnet twisted center
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Azure Kitty
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
charismatic grizzly spot affirmative action
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Azure Kitty
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
effete impressive private investor
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
carnelian hairraiser marketing idea
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
orange church
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Big rigpig school
  01/26/16
...
Sable Nighttime Bawdyhouse Candlestick Maker
  01/26/16
180
flushed office
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Comical Laser Beams
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/27/16
...
Provocative slimy site knife
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Low-t big-titted shrine
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Gay Pit Dysfunction
  05/19/16
repost please
Comical Laser Beams
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Crimson dilemma
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Gay Pit Dysfunction
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
messiness locale
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Irradiated trailer park psychic
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...
Pea-brained Parlor Mother
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...
Thriller bearded filthpig
  01/27/16
180.
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...
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...
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...
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brave
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...
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Pea-brained Parlor Mother
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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...
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...
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...
Ocher Regret
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...
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cr
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...
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...
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...
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...
Ocher Regret
  10/21/16
mods please delete
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  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
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...
indecent soul-stirring university
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Gay Pit Dysfunction
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...
Adventurous Telephone Theater
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...
jade
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Provocative slimy site knife
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
indecent soul-stirring university
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
frisky new version
  01/23/17
... ...
mahogany concupiscible travel guidebook
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...
indecent soul-stirring university
  07/08/17
Lol
Dingle Berry
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
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...
Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story
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...
indecent soul-stirring university
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...
Ocher Regret
  03/15/17
...
Razzmatazz puppy trust fund
  03/15/17
...
Adventurous Telephone Theater
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Flesh Cheese-eating Potus
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
green elite
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bump for leolenin
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...
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...
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where is corporate slave?
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Ocher Regret
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This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
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...
diverse black sex offender
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Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Unholy French Chef
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
indecent soul-stirring university
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Unholy French Chef
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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...
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...
indecent soul-stirring university
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
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  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
indecent soul-stirring university
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...
Beta multi-colored property wagecucks
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...
titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/16/19
...
Provocative slimy site knife
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Ivory generalized bond
  01/16/19
Jfc
indecent soul-stirring university
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Provocative slimy site knife
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
bat-shit-crazy massive circlehead
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
garnet twisted center
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Naked Juggernaut
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Naked Juggernaut
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
wine temple
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Naked Juggernaut
  01/17/19
...
titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression
  04/08/19
...
Impertinent pale
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
diverse black sex offender
  04/09/19
...
Naked Juggernaut
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Naked Juggernaut
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
indecent soul-stirring university
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
emerald
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
indecent soul-stirring university
  06/03/19
...
Provocative slimy site knife
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
seedy useless codepig
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Naked Juggernaut
  06/03/19
...
Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Naked Juggernaut
  08/08/19
...
Naked Juggernaut
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
mood
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
jet
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
mood
  08/12/19
...
mood
  03/16/20
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Duck-like Aggressive Toilet Seat
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Ocher Regret
  03/14/20
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wine temple
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Ocher Regret
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Provocative slimy site knife
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Drab Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor
  10/11/21
bump
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  03/12/22
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Ocher Regret
  01/05/23
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copper wonderful abode
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Bull headed coffee pot
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Overrated Mauve Sneaky Criminal
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indecent soul-stirring university
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: deep garrison party of the first part

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Ocher Regret

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Heady address halford

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: honey-headed motley degenerate



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: stimulating sapphire cuck

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig

Brutal

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Trip Corner Electric Furnace



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: disturbing prole

fuuuuuuuuck

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: racy meetinghouse jewess

toxic

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling alcoholic love of her life

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Sooty 180 Range Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Bateful up-to-no-good legal warrant



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Big rigpig school

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Shimmering National



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

EDITED too painful to contemplate

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Ocher Regret

jfc

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Shimmering National

Cr edit

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Ocher Regret

u softbatch TTT

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

Cr

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Stirring cruel-hearted set lettuce

hm

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

it's not that toxic

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother

wait

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Provocative slimy site knife



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling alcoholic love of her life

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlour



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: stimulating sapphire cuck

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Ocher Regret

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: stimulating sapphire cuck

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Narrow-minded iridescent forum karate



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: henna razzle lodge



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Big rigpig school



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Bateful up-to-no-good legal warrant

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: out-of-control pink gas station

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

Fucking 180

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Fragrant tanning salon jew

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: aquamarine lay cumskin



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: milky pozpig faggotry

MASTERful work

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: disturbing prole



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Sable Nighttime Bawdyhouse Candlestick Maker



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

damn

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Chrome cerebral den



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Aromatic point stain



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone institution

O LORD

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Dashing fat ankles genital piercing

jfc

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic dopamine business firm

180 KILLSHOT

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Comical Laser Beams

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Shimmering National



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

Lmao

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: fuchsia greedy native



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Chrome cerebral den



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Azure Kitty



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Self-centered Dead Whorehouse Useless Brakes



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac internal respiration



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Medicated Sienna Police Squad Stage



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: demanding menage



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: copper wonderful abode



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: house-broken pearl macaca tattoo



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Heady address halford

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Big rigpig school

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: talented mediation

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: excitant violet area trump supporter

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: twinkling well-lubricated brethren



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: deep garrison party of the first part

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: translucent fiercely-loyal nibblets

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage

Christ. FATALITY.

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Balding Flatulent Wrinkle

lol u poor bastards

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: arousing jap house

RIP brother

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: house-broken pearl macaca tattoo



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Azure Kitty



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Azure Kitty



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Boyish Burgundy Casino Roommate

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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Narrow-minded iridescent forum karate



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Low-t big-titted shrine

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Low-t big-titted shrine

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: red public bath



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: yapping disgusting corn cake ladyboy

It actually hurt to read this

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: seedy useless codepig

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Umber stubborn hall

God have mercy.

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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Gold Self-absorbed Preventive Strike

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Cyan Frozen Indian Lodge Crotch

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Slate Exhilarant Giraffe



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: ruddy half-breed

chilling

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Adventurous Telephone Theater

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Disrespectful Chapel Son Of Senegal

Good lord.

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: exciting federal goyim

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Odious station turdskin

toxic

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz puppy trust fund



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: henna razzle lodge



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: glassy chad



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Dun curious orchestra pit

180 existential horror



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac internal respiration

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: olive selfie cruise ship

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: blathering contagious main people

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: diverse black sex offender



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing immigrant



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Indigo Locus

ouch

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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Bistre location feces



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: crusty church building



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Drab Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dragon

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: supple hell foreskin

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Sable Nighttime Bawdyhouse Candlestick Maker

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Comical Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Claret offensive theatre



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: charismatic grizzly spot affirmative action

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: out-of-control pink gas station

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: out-of-control pink gas station

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Comical Laser Beams



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: lascivious sadistic gaping hospital

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Trip Corner Electric Furnace

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: maniacal personal credit line plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: exciting federal goyim



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: mahogany concupiscible travel guidebook

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Indigo Locus

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: passionate black woman

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Irradiated trailer park psychic

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: out-of-control pink gas station

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Hideous brunch patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: deep garrison party of the first part

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: house-broken pearl macaca tattoo



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic dopamine business firm

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic dopamine business firm

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic dopamine business firm

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic dopamine business firm

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic dopamine business firm

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Mewling histrionic senate

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Ocher Regret

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: house-broken pearl macaca tattoo



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: scarlet vigorous depressive space

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Bateful up-to-no-good legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: lascivious sadistic gaping hospital

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Electric queen of the night state

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author:  unhinged home

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: mahogany concupiscible travel guidebook

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: arousing jap house

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: fighting people who are hurt

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Balding Flatulent Wrinkle

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author:  rambunctious tank sanctuary

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: exciting federal goyim

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: copper wonderful abode

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive hunting ground

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Narrow-minded iridescent forum karate



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Provocative slimy site knife



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: white confused stock car market

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Bateful up-to-no-good legal warrant

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: white confused stock car market

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Bateful up-to-no-good legal warrant

Cr

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: white confused stock car market

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling dragon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: poppy free-loading elastic band

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: poppy free-loading elastic band



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Glittery Blood Rage Old Irish Cottage

Y-...Yes?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Self-centered Dead Whorehouse Useless Brakes

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: wine temple

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Chrome cerebral den



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: deep garrison party of the first part

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother

1800000000000 thread

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Ocher Regret

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: wine temple

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

Lmfao

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Glittery Blood Rage Old Irish Cottage

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Chrome cerebral den



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded iridescent forum karate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author:  theater stage weed whacker

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: charismatic grizzly spot affirmative action

LOL this is brilliant work

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Brilliant gay wizard library



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Irradiated trailer park psychic

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: hairless field

cr this is poetry

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Razzmatazz puppy trust fund



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author:  stag film

*applause*

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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Drab Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: mahogany concupiscible travel guidebook



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: white confused stock car market

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother

recommending their own IVF doctors

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: white confused stock car market



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: white confused stock car market

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Bateful up-to-no-good legal warrant



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: out-of-control pink gas station



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: white confused stock car market

Describe

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: white confused stock car market

God damn brutal

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: out-of-control pink gas station



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Ocher Regret

are u stil maried

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

yes - 3 years this May

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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression

Desperately need an update on this marriage

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Azure Kitty

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression

Fuck

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Provocative slimy site knife

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

cq's!

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: exciting federal goyim



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Razzmatazz puppy trust fund



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author:  Zombie-like Partner Base

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: charismatic grizzly spot affirmative action

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dragon

except for your autism

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Indigo Locus



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: charismatic grizzly spot affirmative action

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: out-of-control pink gas station

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Azure Kitty



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: charismatic grizzly spot affirmative action

LOL fair

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: wine temple

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Chrome cerebral den



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Marvelous Shaky Windowlicker Stage



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Razzmatazz puppy trust fund



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Self-centered Dead Whorehouse Useless Brakes



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: white confused stock car market

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Brilliant gay wizard library

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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Narrow-minded iridescent forum karate



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Clear mexican



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: ruby shitlib

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Ocher Regret

jfc

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: slippery resort striped hyena



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: wine temple

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother

do u love it

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  brindle kitchen



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: wine temple

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Ocher Regret

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Ocher Regret

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: wine temple

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Ocher Regret

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  messiness locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: irate khaki heaven

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Big rigpig school

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: out-of-control pink gas station

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Provocative slimy site knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Chrome cerebral den

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  sound barrier

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Rose headpube stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Insane piazza death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: irate khaki heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: irate khaki heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Crimson dilemma

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Irradiated trailer park psychic

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: avocado nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Azure Kitty

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Azure Kitty

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Azure Kitty

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Azure Kitty

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: garnet twisted center

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: effete impressive private investor

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: garnet twisted center

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Azure Kitty

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: charismatic grizzly spot affirmative action

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Azure Kitty

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: effete impressive private investor

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: orange church

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Big rigpig school

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Sable Nighttime Bawdyhouse Candlestick Maker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  flushed office

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Comical Laser Beams

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Provocative slimy site knife



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Low-t big-titted shrine

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Gay Pit Dysfunction

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Comical Laser Beams

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Crimson dilemma

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Gay Pit Dysfunction

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  messiness locale

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Irradiated trailer park psychic

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Narrow-minded iridescent forum karate

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: avocado nowag



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Adventurous Telephone Theater



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  liquid oxygen

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: copper wonderful abode



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  Dingle Berry

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Comical Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Ocher Regret



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: henna razzle lodge



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: wine temple

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: copper wonderful abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: hot hilarious athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Ocher Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Provocative slimy site knife

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: carnelian hairraiser marketing idea

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Gay Pit Dysfunction

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Adventurous Telephone Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  jade



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Provocative slimy site knife

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  frisky new version

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: mahogany concupiscible travel guidebook

...

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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  Dingle Berry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Ivory generalized bond

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Ocher Regret



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Razzmatazz puppy trust fund



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Adventurous Telephone Theater



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Flesh Cheese-eating Potus

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: green elite

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: exciting federal goyim

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Vengeful idea he suggested



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Narrow-minded iridescent forum karate



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  toaster

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: exciting federal goyim



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: 

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  national security agency



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Ocher Regret



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Provocative slimy site knife

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: diverse black sex offender



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Unholy French Chef

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Unholy French Chef

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  jade

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Brass thirsty voyeur philosopher-king

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Thriller bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Lime fluffy ratface sandwich

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Beta multi-colored property wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Provocative slimy site knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Ivory generalized bond

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Provocative slimy site knife

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy massive circlehead

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: garnet twisted center

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Naked Juggernaut

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Naked Juggernaut

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: wine temple

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Naked Juggernaut

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Impertinent pale



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: diverse black sex offender

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Naked Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Naked Juggernaut

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  emerald

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Provocative slimy site knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: seedy useless codepig

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Naked Juggernaut

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Laughsome mint school cafeteria background story



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Naked Juggernaut

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Naked Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  mood

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: jet

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  mood

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  mood



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Duck-like Aggressive Toilet Seat



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Ocher Regret



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: wine temple



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: wine temple



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: 



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Ocher Regret



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Provocative slimy site knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Swollen kitty cat



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Drab Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: wine temple

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Ocher Regret



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: copper wonderful abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Bull headed coffee pot

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Overrated Mauve Sneaky Criminal

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: indecent soul-stirring university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: titillating sinister ticket booth indirect expression



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: lfo



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