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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
Hideous brunch
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Cracking double fault
  07/20/17
Waddled here
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  07/20/17
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Hideous brunch
  07/20/17
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Multi-colored khaki ape stage
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
Rusted Odious Ceo
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
deranged excitant internal respiration set
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
adventurous useless heaven lettuce
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
deranged excitant internal respiration set
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
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  07/20/17
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  07/20/17
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Amethyst Becky
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
provocative high-end spot crotch
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
tripping gay whorehouse black woman
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
Hilarious stag film
  07/20/17
Titcq
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  07/20/17
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mind-boggling school
  03/02/18
Yes.
Hideous brunch
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
Sinister copper corner dopamine
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
irradiated chestnut ticket booth associate
  07/20/17
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glittery mental disorder
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
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  07/20/17
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Hideous brunch
  08/01/17
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glittery mental disorder
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
deranged excitant internal respiration set
  08/01/17
...
Hideous brunch
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
Cream fantasy-prone telephone mood
  09/18/17
cq
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  09/18/17
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Hideous brunch
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
Harsh cruise ship
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
Hideous brunch
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
Hilarious stag film
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
Hideous brunch
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
embarrassed to the bone fishy legend
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
Hilarious stag film
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Magenta parlor
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
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  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
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  03/02/18
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Hideous brunch
  07/24/18
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  02/19/19
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Hideous brunch
  10/31/19
id do this for free
Sinister copper corner dopamine
  10/31/19
...
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  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
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  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
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  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
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  06/18/25
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  10/18/21
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  06/23/22
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stirring mustard gas station
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
Chartreuse deep nursing home love of her life
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
lemon dead chapel roommate
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
deranged excitant internal respiration set
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Hideous brunch

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Cracking double fault

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: deranged excitant internal respiration set

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Hideous brunch



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored khaki ape stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Rusted Odious Ceo

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: deranged excitant internal respiration set

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: adventurous useless heaven lettuce

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: deranged excitant internal respiration set

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: topaz thriller genital piercing

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Greedy razzle-dazzle keepsake machete theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: provocative high-end spot crotch



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Amethyst Becky



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: provocative high-end spot crotch

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: tripping gay whorehouse black woman

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Hilarious stag film

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored khaki ape stage

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Hideous brunch

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Sinister copper corner dopamine

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: irradiated chestnut ticket booth associate

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: glittery mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: tripping gay whorehouse black woman

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Hideous brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: glittery mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: deranged excitant internal respiration set

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Hideous brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Cream fantasy-prone telephone mood

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Magenta parlor

cq

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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Anal sick public bath



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Hideous brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Harsh cruise ship

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Hideous brunch

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Hilarious stag film

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Hideous brunch

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone fishy legend

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Hilarious stag film

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Magenta parlor

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: violet orchestra pit

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac base

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Hideous brunch



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Hideous brunch



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Hideous brunch



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Sinister copper corner dopamine

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: stirring mustard gas station



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: salmon passionate crackhouse

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: marvelous primrose tanning salon circlehead

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Anal sick public bath

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: deranged excitant internal respiration set



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Hideous brunch



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: stirring mustard gas station



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: stirring mustard gas station



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: stirring mustard gas station



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Chartreuse deep nursing home love of her life

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: lemon dead chapel roommate

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: deranged excitant internal respiration set

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49027937)