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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
spruce stimulating center
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
wonderful fighting space
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
fantasy-prone macaca parlour
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
spectacular chad gaping
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
spruce stimulating center
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
spectacular chad gaping
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
spectacular chad gaping
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
spectacular chad gaping
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
spruce stimulating center
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
spectacular chad gaping
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Plum Histrionic Chapel
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Plum Histrionic Chapel
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Magenta new version pit
  04/08/25
that's rude
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/08/25
...
spruce stimulating center
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Stirring gaped whorehouse
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
spectacular chad gaping
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Violet Painfully Honest Public Bath
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/08/25
...
spruce stimulating center
  04/08/25
...
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
spruce stimulating center
  04/09/25
...
spruce stimulating center
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
mentally impaired unhinged senate
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
laughsome personal credit line messiness
  04/09/25
Ty
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/09/25
...
Bearded adulterous nowag trailer park
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Cowardly at-the-ready antidepressant drug
  04/09/25
...
Dull Native Corn Cake
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
thriller federal alpha hell
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Dull Native Corn Cake
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Dull Native Corn Cake
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
dashing field halford
  05/02/25
...
Dull Native Corn Cake
  05/12/25
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Dull Native Corn Cake
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Dull Native Corn Cake
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
laughsome personal credit line messiness
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Dull Native Corn Cake
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Plum Histrionic Chapel
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Dull Native Corn Cake
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Plum Histrionic Chapel
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
exhilarant twinkling rehab
  06/03/25
...
Dull Native Corn Cake
  06/26/25
OP?
Dull Native Corn Cake
  06/27/25
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Dull Native Corn Cake
  07/09/25
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Dull Native Corn Cake
  07/31/25
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Dull Native Corn Cake
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
Dull Native Corn Cake
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
exhilarant twinkling rehab
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: spruce stimulating center

crickets

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: wonderful fighting space

lmaooo poor chandler

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone macaca parlour

jews never not screwing over the goyim

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: spectacular chad gaping

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: spruce stimulating center

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: spectacular chad gaping

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: spectacular chad gaping

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: spectacular chad gaping

and cslg didnt?



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: spruce stimulating center

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: spectacular chad gaping

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Plum Histrionic Chapel

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Plum Histrionic Chapel

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Magenta new version pit

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: spruce stimulating center



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Stirring gaped whorehouse

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: spectacular chad gaping

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Violet Painfully Honest Public Bath

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: spruce stimulating center



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: spruce stimulating center

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: spruce stimulating center



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: mentally impaired unhinged senate

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: laughsome personal credit line messiness

chandler stays winning

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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

Ty

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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Bearded adulterous nowag trailer park



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Cowardly at-the-ready antidepressant drug

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: thriller federal alpha hell

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: dashing field halford

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: laughsome personal credit line messiness

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Plum Histrionic Chapel

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

I have 53k shares

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Plum Histrionic Chapel

100*(44/37)=~119

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: exhilarant twinkling rehab

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Dull Native Corn Cake

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: exhilarant twinkling rehab

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331552)