\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
learning disabled titillating trump supporter boistinker
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Appetizing charcoal reading party
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
flirting honey-headed spot
  01/26/16
jesus no...
french lodge
  10/24/16
...
razzle hyperactive lettuce
  01/03/17
...
electric walnut stage new version
  02/20/18
...
vivacious idiotic station elastic band
  06/03/19
...
flirting honey-headed spot
  10/14/20
...
Salmon Hairraiser Parlour Liquid Oxygen
  01/25/16
...
Stimulating principal's office
  01/25/16
...
Slimy friendly grandma
  01/25/16
...
Lascivious Mischievous National Police Squad
  01/25/16
...
Magical kitchen
  01/25/16
...
Slimy friendly grandma
  01/25/16
...
Lascivious Mischievous National Police Squad
  01/25/16
...
Soul-stirring scarlet public bath
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Amethyst hospital
  01/25/16
...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
Beady-eyed Affirmative Action
  01/25/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
...
garnet big pistol
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Well-lubricated lemon resort voyeur
  01/25/16
...
Excitant half-breed
  01/25/16
...
learning disabled titillating trump supporter boistinker
  01/26/16
...
Gay Duck-like Lay Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
...
Sapphire vigorous generalized bond
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous Brilliant Potus Black Woman
  11/27/16
...
Amethyst hospital
  06/13/17
...
ebony persian
  12/19/17
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/24/18
...
exhilarant personal credit line
  06/10/24
...
Appetizing charcoal reading party
  01/26/16
...
Useless digit ratio
  10/24/16
...
razzle hyperactive lettuce
  11/27/16
...
Amethyst hospital
  01/23/17
...
Umber drunken toaster
  03/15/17
...
Amethyst hospital
  04/20/17
...
Amethyst hospital
  02/20/18
...
Amethyst hospital
  05/24/18
...
clear cerebral range
  09/26/21
...
multi-colored submissive temple ladyboy
  03/12/22
...
exhilarant personal credit line
  05/15/22
...
exhilarant personal credit line
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Vibrant school cafeteria newt
  01/25/16
Brutal
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
laughsome theater private investor
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
awkward mental disorder
  01/25/16
toxic
Swashbuckling forum
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
histrionic mexican parlor
  01/25/16
...
Stimulating principal's office
  01/25/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
...
Concupiscible property rigpig
  01/25/16
damnit
Shimmering stage prole
  01/25/16
...
Slimy friendly grandma
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
jfc
Amethyst hospital
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Slimy friendly grandma
  01/25/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Amethyst hospital
  01/25/16
Cr
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Metal hall
  01/25/16
hm
irradiated pea-brained address
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Metal hall
  01/25/16
wait
Trip school
  01/25/16
...
Appetizing charcoal reading party
  01/26/16
...
Coral dashing antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
histrionic mexican parlor
  01/25/16
...
Heady genital piercing space
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Vibrant school cafeteria newt
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Amethyst hospital
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Vibrant school cafeteria newt
  01/25/16
...
Trip school
  01/25/16
...
ebony persian
  01/25/16
...
ruddy psychic
  01/25/16
...
Shimmering stage prole
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Concupiscible property rigpig
  01/25/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Razzle-dazzle red ape
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Misanthropic Hominid Church
  01/25/16
...
Irate Insecure Corn Cake Nowag
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
vengeful haunting doctorate dog poop
  01/25/16
...
awkward mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
garnet big pistol
  01/25/16
damn
Metal hall
  01/25/16
...
chocolate gaped party of the first part
  01/25/16
...
Fuchsia fortuitous meteor sandwich
  01/25/16
O LORD
Harsh French Chef
  01/25/16
jfc
kink-friendly turdskin blood rage
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
twinkling garrison
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Excitant half-breed
  01/25/16
...
Slimy friendly grandma
  01/25/16
Lmao
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
...
brass idiot
  01/25/16
...
Appetizing charcoal reading party
  01/26/16
...
chocolate gaped party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Sapphire vigorous generalized bond
  01/26/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  02/15/16
...
green motley locus background story
  07/08/17
...
mauve area
  07/08/17
...
Abusive internet-worthy theatre telephone
  07/08/17
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  10/27/17
...
hilarious charismatic gay wizard
  12/26/17
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  05/24/18
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  03/16/20
...
Glassy Dragon
  02/18/22
...
180 bronze juggernaut meetinghouse
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Well-lubricated lemon resort voyeur
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Shimmering stage prole
  01/25/16
ouch
razzmatazz alpha legend
  01/26/16
poison
Hot regret hell
  01/26/16
...
Galvanic drab heaven dysfunction
  01/26/16
180
learning disabled titillating trump supporter boistinker
  01/26/16
...
Trip school
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
tripping arousing base
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Appetizing charcoal reading party
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Metal hall
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Soggy house candlestick maker
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
RIP brother
cobalt supple hunting ground
  09/27/16
...
180 bronze juggernaut meetinghouse
  12/26/17
...
Sapphire vigorous generalized bond
  08/12/19
180
flirting honey-headed spot
  01/26/16
...
Sapphire vigorous generalized bond
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
contagious orange depressive
  01/27/16
...
ebony persian
  01/27/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Maroon Mind-boggling Native Selfie
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Maroon Mind-boggling Native Selfie
  02/02/16
...
pale racy step-uncle's house gaping
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Light Orchestra Pit Yarmulke
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Unholy Whorehouse Hissy Fit
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Low-t fishy casino philosopher-king
  02/24/16
18000000
aphrodisiac wrinkle water buffalo
  03/04/16
165
Ungodly indigo cuck
  03/04/16
...
mustard aromatic sex offender tanning salon
  05/19/16
chilling
Carnelian floppy main people stead
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
big-titted home preventive strike
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Stubborn nursing home macaca
  01/03/17
oh my.
diverse dull factory reset button chapel
  01/23/17
toxic
insanely creepy trailer park
  03/13/17
...
Umber drunken toaster
  03/15/17
...
ruddy psychic
  04/02/17
...
violet striped hyena
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Exciting cerise goyim
  07/08/17
...
citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant
  10/27/17
mother of god
mauve area
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Impressive fragrant pit roommate
  10/27/17
JFC
Bateful aggressive associate
  10/27/17
...
Adventurous Silver Pisswyrm Locale
  12/26/17
...
boyish site
  12/26/17
ouch
bistre cracking therapy
  02/20/18
...
Doobsian geriatric indirect expression cumskin
  02/20/18
...
amber kitty
  01/16/19
...
carmine autistic messiness haunted graveyard
  08/09/19
...
clear cerebral range
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Curious narrow-minded shrine immigrant
  07/28/25
...
Turquoise spectacular dopamine
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
stirring rehab
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Thriller bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
garnet big pistol
  01/25/16
...
Excitant half-breed
  01/25/16
...
frozen talented gas station volcanic crater
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
toxic
Metal hall
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Metal hall
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Metal hall
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Odious brunch gunner
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Metal hall
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Razzle-dazzle red ape
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Razzle-dazzle red ape
  01/25/16
TY bro
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
Excitant half-breed
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
vermilion buck-toothed twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
laughsome theater private investor
  10/27/17
...
jade flatulent senate pocket flask
  10/27/17
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  05/24/18
...
diverse dull factory reset button chapel
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Yapping shaky headpube
  10/27/17
credited advice
bistre cracking therapy
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Metal hall
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Talking community account box office
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Metal hall
  01/25/16
i lol'd
crimson passionate office clown
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Razzle-dazzle red ape
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Metal hall
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
lol
aqua mentally impaired indian lodge coldplay fan
  06/01/17
...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Metal hall
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
learning disabled titillating trump supporter boistinker
  01/26/16
...
180 bronze juggernaut meetinghouse
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
twinkling garrison
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
twinkling garrison
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
twinkling garrison
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Metal hall
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
twinkling garrison
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Metal hall
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
twinkling garrison
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Metal hall
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
Lmao
lavender comical pozpig
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Amethyst hospital
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/25/16
lmao true
Metal hall
  01/25/16
...
Trip school
  01/26/16
...
180 bronze juggernaut meetinghouse
  12/26/17
Haha
judgmental partner church building
  03/19/20
...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
Concupiscible property rigpig
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
vermilion buck-toothed twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
dark roast beef quadroon
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
saffron state
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Yapping shaky headpube
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
cobalt supple hunting ground
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Opaque Splenetic Point
  06/03/19
oh no
Soggy house candlestick maker
  08/08/19
LOL
bossy trust fund shitlib
  03/16/20
JFC
diverse dull factory reset button chapel
  03/19/20
Update?
Glassy Dragon
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Free-loading stag film
  01/25/16
...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
ebony persian
  05/19/16
...
Coral dashing antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Khaki university bbw
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Concupiscible property rigpig
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Khaki university bbw
  01/26/16
Cr
Concupiscible property rigpig
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing charcoal reading party
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing charcoal reading party
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Khaki university bbw
  01/26/16
...
stirring rehab
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
sinister coffee pot halford
  01/26/16
...
sinister coffee pot halford
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Salmon Hairraiser Parlour Liquid Oxygen
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
green motley locus background story
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
sadistic faggotry
  01/26/16
...
chocolate gaped party of the first part
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
learning disabled titillating trump supporter boistinker
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Trip school
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Amethyst hospital
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
sadistic faggotry
  01/26/16
Lmfao
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Salmon Hairraiser Parlour Liquid Oxygen
  01/26/16
...
Translucent organic girlfriend
  01/16/19
...
judgmental partner church building
  03/16/20
...
flirting honey-headed spot
  01/26/16
...
Trip school
  01/26/16
...
chocolate gaped party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
ebony persian
  03/28/16
...
carmine autistic messiness haunted graveyard
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
smoky field
  01/26/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Odious brunch gunner
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
flirting honey-headed spot
  01/26/16
...
french lodge
  10/24/16
...
Trip school
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
crimson passionate office clown
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
set
  04/04/16
...
Umber drunken toaster
  03/15/17
*applause*
twisted location scourge upon the earth
  10/27/17
...
clear cerebral range
  09/26/21
...
Yapping shaky headpube
  01/26/16
...
Trip school
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Khaki university bbw
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Trip school
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/26/16
...
Khaki university bbw
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Khaki university bbw
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible property rigpig
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle red ape
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
Describe
Khaki university bbw
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Khaki university bbw
  01/26/16
...
Trip school
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle red ape
  01/26/16
Please be flame
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Amethyst hospital
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Sapphire vigorous generalized bond
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
Fuck
citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Coral dashing antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
cq's!
Metal hall
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
diverse dull factory reset button chapel
  03/19/20
...
Umber drunken toaster
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Den
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Odious brunch gunner
  01/26/16
except for your autism
stirring rehab
  01/26/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/26/16
...
bistre cracking therapy
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Odious brunch gunner
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Razzle-dazzle red ape
  01/26/16
...
Sapphire vigorous generalized bond
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Odious brunch gunner
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
sadistic faggotry
  01/26/16
...
chocolate gaped party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing charcoal reading party
  01/23/17
...
Umber drunken toaster
  03/15/17
...
green motley locus background story
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Khaki university bbw
  01/26/16
underrated
french lodge
  01/26/16
...
ebony persian
  02/15/16
...
razzle hyperactive lettuce
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
know-it-all ultramarine people who are hurt sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
Trip school
  01/26/16
jfc
Amethyst hospital
  01/26/16
...
windowlicker library
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
sadistic faggotry
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Trip school
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
do u love it
Trip school
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
magenta giraffe weed whacker
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
sadistic faggotry
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Amethyst hospital
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Amethyst hospital
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
sadistic faggotry
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Amethyst hospital
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
Rebellious cruel-hearted mother
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Federal sound barrier theater stage
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Shimmering stage prole
  01/26/16
...
citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant
  01/26/16
...
flirting honey-headed spot
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Razzle-dazzle red ape
  01/26/16
...
Coral dashing antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
chocolate gaped party of the first part
  01/26/16
JFC
disgusting market
  01/26/16
180
Azure Nibblets Plaza
  01/26/16
...
Crystalline dilemma kitty cat
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
Federal sound barrier theater stage
  01/26/16
...
Federal sound barrier theater stage
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
provocative center really tough guy
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
180 twist
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/26/16
...
Trip school
  01/26/16
THIS
crimson passionate office clown
  01/26/16
...
hideous sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Sapphire vigorous generalized bond
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Sapphire vigorous generalized bond
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Sapphire vigorous generalized bond
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Sapphire vigorous generalized bond
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Soul-stirring scarlet public bath
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Soul-stirring scarlet public bath
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Metal hall
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Sapphire vigorous generalized bond
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Odious brunch gunner
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Sapphire vigorous generalized bond
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
ocher institution multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Metal hall
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Cowardly tan ticket booth
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Shimmering stage prole
  01/26/16
...
garnet big pistol
  01/26/16
180
Fighting Travel Guidebook Piazza
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Excitant half-breed
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/27/16
...
Coral dashing antidepressant drug
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Maroon Mind-boggling Native Selfie
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
greedy laser beams business firm
  05/19/16
repost please
Excitant half-breed
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
provocative center really tough guy
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
greedy laser beams business firm
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Rebellious cruel-hearted mother
  01/26/16
tyft brother
crimson passionate office clown
  01/26/16
...
Trip school
  01/26/16
...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  01/27/16
180.
ebony persian
  01/27/16
...
hideous sneaky criminal
  01/29/16
...
big-titted home preventive strike
  01/31/16
...
Trip school
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Alcoholic gaming laptop abode
  02/02/16
brave
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  02/03/16
...
Glassy Dragon
  02/22/16
...
Trip school
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
olive becky
  02/22/16
...
Excitant half-breed
  03/08/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  09/27/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  03/04/16
...
Amethyst hospital
  04/04/16
...
ruddy psychic
  04/04/16
cr
sadistic faggotry
  04/20/16
...
Glassy Dragon
  05/11/16
...
Trip school
  05/11/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  06/17/16
...
Deranged wine boltzmann
  09/27/16
...
Amethyst hospital
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Coral dashing antidepressant drug
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Metal hall
  10/24/16
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  10/24/16
i really like it here
greedy laser beams business firm
  10/24/16
...
big-titted home preventive strike
  10/27/16
...
Bespoke jet-lagged death wish useless brakes
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Coral dashing antidepressant drug
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
mad cow disease knife
  01/23/17
... ...
Yapping shaky headpube
  01/23/17
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  07/08/17
Lol
olive becky
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
sienna round eye
  01/16/19
...
flirting honey-headed spot
  02/11/17
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  03/13/17
...
Amethyst hospital
  03/15/17
...
Umber drunken toaster
  03/15/17
...
big-titted home preventive strike
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
pink crackhouse faggot firefighter
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Henna Codepig Crotch
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
diverse dull factory reset button chapel
  06/01/17
...
canary puppy
  06/01/17
...
ebony persian
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Sexy menage mediation
  06/13/17
...
diverse dull factory reset button chapel
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Shivering
  07/08/17
...
brindle marketing idea
  08/18/17
...
Amethyst hospital
  09/25/17
...
citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Coral dashing antidepressant drug
  10/27/17
...
Adventurous Silver Pisswyrm Locale
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
maize pervert
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
maize pervert
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Bespoke jet-lagged death wish useless brakes
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
hyperventilating toilet seat azn
  05/24/18
...
glittery pearl double fault cruise ship
  07/25/18
...
citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant
  05/17/18
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
cream chad
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  07/25/18
...
Gay Duck-like Lay Queen Of The Night
  07/25/18
...
citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/16/19
...
Coral dashing antidepressant drug
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
sienna round eye
  01/16/19
Jfc
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Coral dashing antidepressant drug
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Pearly degenerate
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Soul-stirring scarlet public bath
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
fluffy milk
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
fluffy milk
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
sadistic faggotry
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
fluffy milk
  01/17/19
...
citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant
  04/08/19
...
Bipolar international law enforcement agency
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Adventurous Silver Pisswyrm Locale
  04/09/19
...
fluffy milk
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
fluffy milk
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Bisexual rigor
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  06/03/19
...
Coral dashing antidepressant drug
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Unholy Whorehouse Hissy Fit
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
fluffy milk
  06/03/19
...
flirting honey-headed spot
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
fluffy milk
  08/08/19
...
fluffy milk
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
cheese-eating
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Self-absorbed Very Tactful National Security Agency
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
cheese-eating
  08/12/19
...
cheese-eating
  03/16/20
...
wild transparent son of senegal wagecucks
  02/02/20
...
Amethyst hospital
  03/14/20
...
sadistic faggotry
  03/16/20
...
sadistic faggotry
  09/30/20
...
Hateful mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/21
...
Amethyst hospital
  09/13/21
...
Coral dashing antidepressant drug
  09/26/21
...
Obsidian at-the-ready keepsake machete feces
  10/11/21
...
clear cerebral range
  10/11/21
bump
sadistic faggotry
  03/12/22
...
Amethyst hospital
  01/05/23
...
Glassy Dragon
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
blue
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
nofapping ratface
  10/13/23
...
wonderful high-end foreskin corner
  01/03/24
...
citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant
  08/09/24
...
Glassy Dragon
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678453)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: learning disabled titillating trump supporter boistinker

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682018)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Appetizing charcoal reading party

This one stings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683283)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: flirting honey-headed spot

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684234)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: french lodge

jesus no...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31714981)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: razzle hyperactive lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32287869)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: electric walnut stage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35446899)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: vivacious idiotic station elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331891)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
Author: flirting honey-headed spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#41114459)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Salmon Hairraiser Parlour Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678454)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678456)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Slimy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678525)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Lascivious Mischievous National Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678457)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Magical kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678460)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Slimy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678464)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Lascivious Mischievous National Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678476)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678478)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678480)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678488)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678734)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679440)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: garnet big pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679919)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lemon resort voyeur

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680351)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Excitant half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680560)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: learning disabled titillating trump supporter boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682019)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Gay Duck-like Lay Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685198)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685278)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Marvelous Brilliant Potus Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32000462)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33545318)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: ebony persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34960866)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35226963)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: exhilarant personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#47734433)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Appetizing charcoal reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683284)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Useless digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31718181)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: razzle hyperactive lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32000450)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32440018)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Umber drunken toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32833820)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33119532)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35445746)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36120413)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: clear cerebral range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#43182516)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive temple ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#44136173)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: exhilarant personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#44515653)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: exhilarant personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#47634560)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria newt

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678485)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678486)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: laughsome theater private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34541852)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: awkward mental disorder

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678490)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling forum

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678498)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: histrionic mexican parlor

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678509)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678514)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678702)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible property rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679337)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Shimmering stage prole

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678518)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Slimy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678522)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678523)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678526)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Slimy friendly grandma

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678560)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678571)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678581)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678598)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Metal hall

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678964)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: irradiated pea-brained address

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679986)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Metal hall

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680117)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Trip school

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678967)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Appetizing charcoal reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683286)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Coral dashing antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678540)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682549)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: histrionic mexican parlor

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678541)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Heady genital piercing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678556)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria newt

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678706)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678811)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria newt

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679005)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678899)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: ebony persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29678939)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: ruddy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679242)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Shimmering stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679269)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible property rigpig

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679333)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679615)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red ape

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679746)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679788)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Misanthropic Hominid Church

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679796)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Irate Insecure Corn Cake Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29695248)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: vengeful haunting doctorate dog poop

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679815)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: awkward mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679906)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: garnet big pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679940)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Metal hall

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680090)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: chocolate gaped party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680164)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia fortuitous meteor sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680169)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Harsh French Chef

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680205)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: kink-friendly turdskin blood rage

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680268)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: twinkling garrison

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680314)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Excitant half-breed

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680340)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Slimy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680393)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680420)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: brass idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680962)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Appetizing charcoal reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683300)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: chocolate gaped party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684580)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685192)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29835937)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: green motley locus background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33728990)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: mauve area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33729021)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Abusive internet-worthy theatre telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33729061)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542686)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: hilarious charismatic gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011340)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36120607)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39779580)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Glassy Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#43989067)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: 180 bronze juggernaut meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#46930531)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lemon resort voyeur

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680383)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Shimmering stage prole

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680783)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz alpha legend

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681904)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Hot regret hell

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681911)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Galvanic drab heaven dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682017)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: learning disabled titillating trump supporter boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682024)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682054)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683275)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: tripping arousing base

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29714619)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Appetizing charcoal reading party

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683299)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Metal hall

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31696500)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Soggy house candlestick maker

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683525)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684217)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: cobalt supple hunting ground

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31509905)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: 180 bronze juggernaut meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011345)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Sapphire vigorous generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38673321)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: flirting honey-headed spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684240)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685199)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: contagious orange depressive

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29690331)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: ebony persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29692444)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29715945)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Maroon Mind-boggling Native Selfie

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29726734)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Maroon Mind-boggling Native Selfie

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29740482)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: pale racy step-uncle's house gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29740519)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Light Orchestra Pit Yarmulke

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29888868)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Unholy Whorehouse Hissy Fit

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29888912)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Low-t fishy casino philosopher-king

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29909715)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac wrinkle water buffalo

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29980772)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Ungodly indigo cuck

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29981244)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: mustard aromatic sex offender tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30516200)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Carnelian floppy main people stead

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31718233)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: big-titted home preventive strike

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32165325)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Stubborn nursing home macaca

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32287948)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: diverse dull factory reset button chapel

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32440078)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: insanely creepy trailer park

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32818287)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Umber drunken toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32833822)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: ruddy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32973645)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: violet striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33450428)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Exciting cerise goyim

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33728872)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542976)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: mauve area

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33729026)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Impressive fragrant pit roommate

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542693)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Bateful aggressive associate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34544010)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Adventurous Silver Pisswyrm Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011307)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: boyish site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35012416)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: bistre cracking therapy

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35445782)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Doobsian geriatric indirect expression cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35446902)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: amber kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605660)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: carmine autistic messiness haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38660219)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: clear cerebral range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#43182498)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Curious narrow-minded shrine immigrant

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#49136987)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Turquoise spectacular dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#49481263)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: stirring rehab

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679801)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Thriller bawdyhouse

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679945)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: garnet big pistol

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679955)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Excitant half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679970)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: frozen talented gas station volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679989)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680072)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Metal hall

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680103)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680207)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Metal hall

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680235)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680262)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680269)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Metal hall

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680284)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680294)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Odious brunch gunner

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680304)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Metal hall

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680266)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680306)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red ape

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680152)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680170)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red ape

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680240)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680326)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Excitant half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680540)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: vermilion buck-toothed twinkling uncleanness

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685945)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: laughsome theater private investor

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542578)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: jade flatulent senate pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543719)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36120611)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: diverse dull factory reset button chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39808720)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Yapping shaky headpube

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542944)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: bistre cracking therapy

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36120603)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Metal hall

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680213)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Talking community account box office

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680247)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Metal hall

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680258)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: crimson passionate office clown

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686607)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680296)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red ape

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680310)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Metal hall

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680362)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680416)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: aqua mentally impaired indian lodge coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33450476)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680671)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Metal hall

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680714)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680754)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: learning disabled titillating trump supporter boistinker

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682035)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: 180 bronze juggernaut meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011459)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: twinkling garrison

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680335)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: twinkling garrison

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680320)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680348)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: twinkling garrison

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680364)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Metal hall

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680436)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: twinkling garrison

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680554)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Metal hall

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680784)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: twinkling garrison

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680325)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680343)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680725)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Metal hall

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680760)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680820)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: lavender comical pozpig

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38655437)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543175)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680357)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680372)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Metal hall

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680438)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682074)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: 180 bronze juggernaut meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35012399)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: judgmental partner church building

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39808783)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680764)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible property rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680928)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683316)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: vermilion buck-toothed twinkling uncleanness

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685965)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: dark roast beef quadroon

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34541874)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: saffron state

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542854)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543122)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Yapping shaky headpube

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543129)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: cobalt supple hunting ground

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543163)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Opaque Splenetic Point

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331890)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Soggy house candlestick maker

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38655565)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: bossy trust fund shitlib

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39780168)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: diverse dull factory reset button chapel

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39808676)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Glassy Dragon

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#43257805)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Free-loading stag film

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680274)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680900)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: ebony persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30516002)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Coral dashing antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680360)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Khaki university bbw

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681730)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible property rigpig

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681781)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Khaki university bbw

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681795)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Concupiscible property rigpig

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681800)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Appetizing charcoal reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683308)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Appetizing charcoal reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683324)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Khaki university bbw

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681796)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: stirring rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681801)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author:  sinister coffee pot halford

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681829)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author:  sinister coffee pot halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681848)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Salmon Hairraiser Parlour Liquid Oxygen

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683517)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: green motley locus background story

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683868)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: sadistic faggotry

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683886)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: chocolate gaped party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684778)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: learning disabled titillating trump supporter boistinker

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682052)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Trip school

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682082)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683303)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: sadistic faggotry

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683341)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683489)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Salmon Hairraiser Parlour Liquid Oxygen

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683523)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Translucent organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605742)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: judgmental partner church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39779479)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: flirting honey-headed spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684252)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684291)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: chocolate gaped party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684772)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: ebony persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30156366)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: carmine autistic messiness haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38660220)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author:  smoky field

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683667)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683761)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Odious brunch gunner

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684175)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: flirting honey-headed spot

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684259)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: french lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31715965)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684272)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: crimson passionate office clown

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686616)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author:  set

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30201794)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Umber drunken toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32833825)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: twisted location scourge upon the earth

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543111)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: clear cerebral range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#43182576)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Yapping shaky headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683679)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683789)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Khaki university bbw

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683797)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Trip school

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683802)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683831)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Khaki university bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683840)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Khaki university bbw

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683851)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible property rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683873)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684049)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684244)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Khaki university bbw

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684270)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684295)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Khaki university bbw

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684303)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684304)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684427)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684520)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684624)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684694)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684701)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#47734478)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous generalized bond

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685301)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685641)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685696)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684899)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Coral dashing antidepressant drug

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685180)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Metal hall

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685268)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686563)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: diverse dull factory reset button chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39808717)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Umber drunken toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32833828)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author:  Den

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684182)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Odious brunch gunner

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684186)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: stirring rehab

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684273)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684318)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: bistre cracking therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684324)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Odious brunch gunner

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684414)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red ape

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684435)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685274)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Odious brunch gunner

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685581)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: sadistic faggotry

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684847)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: chocolate gaped party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684784)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Appetizing charcoal reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32440058)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Umber drunken toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32833830)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: green motley locus background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35446904)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Khaki university bbw

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684280)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: french lodge

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685673)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: ebony persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29837939)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: razzle hyperactive lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32000449)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: know-it-all ultramarine people who are hurt sanctuary

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684443)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684472)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684475)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684501)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  windowlicker library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684532)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: sadistic faggotry

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684551)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684606)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Trip school

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684642)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684656)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Trip school

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684671)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684698)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  magenta giraffe weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29726837)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: sadistic faggotry

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684716)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684725)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30516035)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684726)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684740)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684751)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: sadistic faggotry

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684755)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684771)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684774)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Rebellious cruel-hearted mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685212)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Federal sound barrier theater stage

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685219)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Shimmering stage prole

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685684)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685734)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: flirting honey-headed spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684620)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red ape

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684633)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Coral dashing antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684664)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: chocolate gaped party of the first part

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684884)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  disgusting market

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684689)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Azure Nibblets Plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684853)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Crystalline dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684937)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684980)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685164)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Federal sound barrier theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685270)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Federal sound barrier theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685194)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685173)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685189)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685317)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685563)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685564)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685582)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685611)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685643)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685674)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685690)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685588)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685218)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: crimson passionate office clown

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686942)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  hideous sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685193)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous generalized bond

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685253)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685289)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous generalized bond

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685332)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685362)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous generalized bond

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685419)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685528)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous generalized bond

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685612)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685636)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet public bath

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686827)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29690324)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet public bath

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29695165)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Metal hall

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685361)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685379)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous generalized bond

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685435)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685535)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Odious brunch gunner

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685725)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685783)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous generalized bond

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685920)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: ocher institution multi-billionaire

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686041)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Metal hall

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685300)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Cowardly tan ticket booth

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685635)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Shimmering stage prole

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685670)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: garnet big pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685737)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Fighting Travel Guidebook Piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686927)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Excitant half-breed

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29688689)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29692345)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Coral dashing antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29726866)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Maroon Mind-boggling Native Selfie

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29740505)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: greedy laser beams business firm

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30516120)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Excitant half-breed

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31322656)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: provocative center really tough guy

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31696577)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: greedy laser beams business firm

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33545376)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Rebellious cruel-hearted mother

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685217)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: crimson passionate office clown

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686973)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686573)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29692473)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: ebony persian

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29695105)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  hideous sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29710038)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: big-titted home preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29719332)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29726769)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic gaming laptop abode

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29740620)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29745733)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Glassy Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29888789)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29888820)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: olive becky

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29888829)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Excitant half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30011217)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31509721)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29980741)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30201735)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: ruddy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30201798)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: sadistic faggotry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30311189)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Glassy Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30456427)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30456759)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30728336)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Deranged wine boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31509865)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Amethyst hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31696480)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Coral dashing antidepressant drug

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31696519)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Metal hall

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31714898)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31717973)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: greedy laser beams business firm

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31715971)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: big-titted home preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31738008)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Bespoke jet-lagged death wish useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32167609)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Coral dashing antidepressant drug

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32287873)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34058755)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  mad cow disease knife

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32440839)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Yapping shaky headpube

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32440878)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33728865)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: olive becky

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34018807)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: sienna round eye

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605655)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: flirting honey-headed spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32596246)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32818201)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Amethyst hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32833246)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Umber drunken toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32833819)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: big-titted home preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32973380)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  pink crackhouse faggot firefighter

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32973392)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  Henna Codepig Crotch

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32974083)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: diverse dull factory reset button chapel

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33449151)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: canary puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33450386)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: ebony persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33450409)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Sexy menage mediation

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33545689)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: diverse dull factory reset button chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33689269)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Shivering

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33729047)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: brindle marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34018777)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34291351)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34541789)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Coral dashing antidepressant drug

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34541842)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Adventurous Silver Pisswyrm Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011311)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: maize pervert

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011392)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011407)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: maize pervert

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011546)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Bespoke jet-lagged death wish useless brakes

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35446889)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  hyperventilating toilet seat azn

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36120524)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: glittery pearl double fault cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36493744)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36071800)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36493633)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  cream chad

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36493792)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36493799)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Gay Duck-like Lay Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36493763)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605614)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605618)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Coral dashing antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605673)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: sienna round eye

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605696)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605700)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Coral dashing antidepressant drug

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605671)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Pearly degenerate

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605749)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet public bath

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605917)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  fluffy milk

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37606174)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  fluffy milk

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38061344)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: sadistic faggotry

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37606311)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  fluffy milk

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37608100)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38058384)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Bipolar international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38061194)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Adventurous Silver Pisswyrm Locale

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38061250)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  fluffy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38061345)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  fluffy milk

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38076981)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331712)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Bisexual rigor

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331750)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331757)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Coral dashing antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38655549)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Unholy Whorehouse Hissy Fit

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331857)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  fluffy milk

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331878)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: flirting honey-headed spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38655417)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  fluffy milk

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38655608)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  fluffy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38673273)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: cheese-eating

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38673311)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Very Tactful National Security Agency

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38673503)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: cheese-eating

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38673513)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39779443)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: wild transparent son of senegal wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39531148)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39763251)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: sadistic faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39779439)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: sadistic faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#41016701)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Hateful mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#43021741)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Amethyst hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#43107782)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Coral dashing antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#43182523)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Obsidian at-the-ready keepsake machete feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#43257821)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: clear cerebral range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#43257834)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: sadistic faggotry

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#44136160)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#45747202)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Glassy Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#46075051)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  blue

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#46930507)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: nofapping ratface

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#46931020)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: wonderful high-end foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#47246331)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: citrine pungent athletic conference legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#47947258)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Glassy Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#49136888)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#49547993)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#49547997)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#49548061)