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Soccermos: why not 'pinch' ball between elbows and run with it?

Not a hand ball
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more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair p...
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any arm contact is a handball
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I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their bac...
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shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK...
cocky useless death wish
  07/26/15
That's a handball. Also, players don't take kindly to tri...
Arousing Orchestra Pit Genital Piercing
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Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perf...
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Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, a...
bistre talented sneaky criminal
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Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.
talking hominid
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Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking...
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Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run towa...
talking hominid
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No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thr...
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Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!
talking hominid
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everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongme...
cocky useless death wish
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(actual retard)
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"Offsides would be the only issue I think." Hav...
Arousing Orchestra Pit Genital Piercing
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Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offside...
talking hominid
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Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one...
bistre talented sneaky criminal
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Not offsides but obstruction.
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Handball includes the whole arm.
beady-eyed stag film
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Lol it's not called an armball
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How many interactions by a player with the ball in American ...
beady-eyed stag film
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Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the...
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"With the ball" implies possession and field goals...
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I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the bal...
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Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% bec...
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(retard hamburger) im pretty sure if you called your spor...
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Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.
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Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have m...
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Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has th...
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GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ...
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Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressin...
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ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble o...
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Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc
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obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investiga...
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"But did he make a football move?" [5 minutes ...
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Lol you're so overreaching
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did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your b...
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Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball th...
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most games already end in a draw afaik.
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I made this
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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac hell travel guidebook

Not a hand ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412443)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Cyan Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Area



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Cyan Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#36400663)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: frozen black stage goal in life

more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair product and run with it on your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412466)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Jade boltzmann institution

any arm contact is a handball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412473)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac hell travel guidebook

I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their back. Would that be illegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412584)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: cocky useless death wish

shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK

cmon stop being a retard lolyer looking for loopholes, nigga, you know what "arm" means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28414679)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Arousing Orchestra Pit Genital Piercing

That's a handball.

Also, players don't take kindly to tricks like what you are thinking of. Check out this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PxzP2G5gK0



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412603)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac hell travel guidebook

Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perfectly legal move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412619)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: bistre talented sneaky criminal

Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, and the other 9 guys link arms and form a tight circle around him so nobody on the other team can get the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412660)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: talking hominid

Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412693)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac hell travel guidebook

Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412738)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: talking hominid

Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run toward w defender and push the defender along to keep them in front maybe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412767)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac hell travel guidebook

No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412769)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: talking hominid

Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412833)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: cocky useless death wish

everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongmen and doods who defect for US PIGSKIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28414691)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: nudist pea-brained wrinkle trump supporter

(actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28414692)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Arousing Orchestra Pit Genital Piercing

"Offsides would be the only issue I think."

Have you *ever* watched soccer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412770)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: talking hominid

Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offsides. I'm a girl though, so free pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412836)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: bistre talented sneaky criminal

Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one guy dribble it all the way up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412773)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed stag film

Not offsides but obstruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed stag film

Handball includes the whole arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412749)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac hell travel guidebook

Lol it's not called an armball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412782)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed stag film

How many interactions by a player with the ball in American football involve the use of the foot? 1%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412793)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Arousing Orchestra Pit Genital Piercing

Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the foot. Patriots. Norwood. It's one of the lamer aspects of football to be fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412802)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac hell travel guidebook

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412805)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: flatulent personal credit line lay

"With the ball" implies possession and field goals kickers do not "posses" the ball at the time of the kick so this number will actually be a lot lower than you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412840)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed stag film

I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the ball.

Why is the game called football when it mostly involves throwing, catching and holding the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412884)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: flatulent personal credit line lay

Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% because most players "interacting" with the ball are trying to progress it, you know, by running.

Why is your game called soccer when all the guys playing it are too low-T to ever actually sock a women in the face (when she deserves it)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412942)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: nudist pea-brained wrinkle trump supporter

(retard hamburger)

im pretty sure if you called your sport american handball, it would sound more appealing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28414602)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Irradiated ape

Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28414563)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: flatulent personal credit line lay

Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have mine wear the other teams colors. Or I would cover him in tin foil and have people in the stands shine lasers on him when the other team went to shoot. Ljl at this sporttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412825)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac hell travel guidebook

Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has the hidden ball play football the flea flicker why can't soccer twinks try something new when it would obviously work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412838)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed stag film

GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ordinary team strips.

In higher leagues the GK's top also has to contrast with the referees' tops and cannot be the same colour as the other goalkeeper's. This is why EPL teams have lots of different coloured GK tops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412853)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: flatulent personal credit line lay

Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressing like each other and pretending to be referees?

Lmao that shit would never fly in football or basketball. I'm trying to picture some kid pretending to be a referee during a HS football game and I just can't do it

Also none of this addresses my points re: tin foil and lasers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412886)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Laughsome aqua round eye

ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble over to the other team's goal with it while your boys run super fast circles around you creating a virtual force field?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412850)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed stag film

Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412857)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: Laughsome aqua round eye

obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investigation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Arousing Orchestra Pit Genital Piercing

"But did he make a football move?"

[5 minutes of replays, commentator discussion]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412881)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: rough-skinned main people



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac hell travel guidebook

Lol you're so overreaching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28412883)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Chestnut dashing nursing home



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: nudist pea-brained wrinkle trump supporter

did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your body, such that the ball can't be removed without being fouled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28414615)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: aromatic fishy cuck den

(William Webb Ellis)

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Date: July 26th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: bull headed white knife dilemma

One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the ground while 4 other bros grab a limb and drag him down the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#28415113)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: obsidian thriller locale rigor

lmfao

why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your belly, then your team drags you down the field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#36400669)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac hell travel guidebook



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: Puce floppy karate

Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team for not thinking of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#36400637)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM
Author: indigo cerebral half-breed



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:26 PM
Author: Curious ocher office

Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball the whole game and end each game in a draw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#45561217)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: indigo cerebral half-breed

most games already end in a draw afaik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#49936130)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac hell travel guidebook

I made this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#49936124)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Territorial marvelous mental disorder

That's a great way to get tennis elbow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2],#49936126)