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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Coral boyish multi-billionaire
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Useless vigorous resort coffee pot
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
cordovan senate ceo
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
autistic cracking menage
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
curious skinny woman
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Coral boyish multi-billionaire
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
curious skinny woman
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
autistic cracking menage
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
curious skinny woman
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
autistic cracking menage
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
curious skinny woman
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
autistic cracking menage
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
curious skinny woman
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Coral boyish multi-billionaire
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
curious skinny woman
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
autistic cracking menage
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
curious skinny woman
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Hyperactive Disrespectful Stage New Version
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
curious skinny woman
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Hyperactive Disrespectful Stage New Version
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
curious skinny woman
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
mildly autistic buck-toothed spot
  04/08/25
that's rude
curious skinny woman
  04/08/25
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Coral boyish multi-billionaire
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Vivacious magenta school cafeteria
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
autistic cracking menage
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
cocky nubile selfie hairy legs
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
curious skinny woman
  04/08/25
...
Coral boyish multi-billionaire
  04/08/25
...
curious skinny woman
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Coral boyish multi-billionaire
  04/09/25
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Coral boyish multi-billionaire
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Opaque swashbuckling crackhouse
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
carmine motley party of the first part
  04/09/25
Ty
curious skinny woman
  04/09/25
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Diverse brunch
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Sadistic business firm rigor
  04/09/25
...
curious skinny woman
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
soggy beta son of senegal keepsake machete
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
curious skinny woman
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
curious skinny woman
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
turquoise marketing idea mad-dog skullcap
  05/02/25
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curious skinny woman
  05/12/25
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curious skinny woman
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
curious skinny woman
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
carmine motley party of the first part
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
curious skinny woman
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Hyperactive Disrespectful Stage New Version
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
curious skinny woman
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Hyperactive Disrespectful Stage New Version
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Flesh sickened property
  06/03/25
...
curious skinny woman
  06/26/25
OP?
curious skinny woman
  06/27/25
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curious skinny woman
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Coral boyish multi-billionaire

crickets

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Useless vigorous resort coffee pot

lmaooo poor chandler

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: cordovan senate ceo

jews never not screwing over the goyim

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: autistic cracking menage

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Coral boyish multi-billionaire

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: autistic cracking menage

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: autistic cracking menage

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: autistic cracking menage

and cslg didnt?



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Coral boyish multi-billionaire

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: autistic cracking menage

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive Disrespectful Stage New Version

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive Disrespectful Stage New Version

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic buck-toothed spot

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Coral boyish multi-billionaire



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Vivacious magenta school cafeteria

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: autistic cracking menage

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: cocky nubile selfie hairy legs

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Coral boyish multi-billionaire



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: curious skinny woman



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Coral boyish multi-billionaire

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Coral boyish multi-billionaire



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Opaque swashbuckling crackhouse

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: carmine motley party of the first part

chandler stays winning

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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

Ty

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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Diverse brunch



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Sadistic business firm rigor

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: curious skinny woman



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: soggy beta son of senegal keepsake machete

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: turquoise marketing idea mad-dog skullcap

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: curious skinny woman



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: curious skinny woman



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: curious skinny woman

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: carmine motley party of the first part

never bet against HCK

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: curious skinny woman

I lost $15k on hustler last night

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Hyperactive Disrespectful Stage New Version

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: curious skinny woman

I have 53k shares

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Hyperactive Disrespectful Stage New Version

100*(44/37)=~119

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Flesh sickened property

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: curious skinny woman



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: curious skinny woman

OP?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: curious skinny woman



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



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