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In hindsight Matress Girl was top tier performance art
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Date: April 25th, 2025 10:27 AM Author: titillating den toaster Lost in all the insanity was the fact that Emma Sulkawicz is a brilliant creative force and took a hot button social issue and turned it into high level art. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48879508) |
Date: April 25th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: soul-stirring fishy range Pretty sure the (fake) rape allegations were very much real to the guy getting slandered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48879513) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: titillating den toaster He received an undisclosed cash payment from Columbia for his troubles. He was ultimately made whole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48879524) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 10:39 AM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency no amount of money can make a person whole for having the rest of their life defined by "that guy that fucked that crazy mid gook's ass" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48879547) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: titillating den toaster FizzKidd your response? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48879550) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Galvanic claret trailer park yarmulke she's high-mid, jerk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880182) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: titillating den toaster To be fair,
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Date: April 25th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Honey-headed Concupiscible Parlour Marketing Idea THE UNTOLD TRUE STORY OF MATTRESS GIRL EMMA SULKOWICZ Emma Sulkowicz, an 18-year-old human-identifying persyn of ambiguous race, gender, and sexual orientation, had bravely decided to pursue her education as a doctoral candidate in quantum fluid mechanics despite generations of systemic oppression by the patriarchal white male capitalist supremacist society.
She studies 19 hours a day while working 3 jobs to support herself because of the exploitative university framework that allows straight white males to attend college for free
Emma's continued progress despite all of the obstacles placed in her way by the fiendish administration (run exclusively by old white men) catches the attention of Paul 'Cunt Crusher of Cologne' Nungesser, renowned Germanic neo-Nazi and top agent of the Kyriarchy, who had been assigned to Columbia University straight from Germany to ensure that no brave strong competent progressive world citizens could dispel the carefully-maintained illusion of white male supremacy.
Right before Emma's final exams, Paul 'Womb Wrecker of Westphalia' Nungesser batters down the door of her dorm room, the wood splintering under the assault of his 7 foot, 400 pound frame of pure Aryan rape muscles.
Terrified, Emma stammers out, "who are youyouyouyouyou?", her eyes glued open by this perfectly-developed result of 10,000 years of female-oppressing evolution standing before her the arrogant übermensch barks out laughter, the glint of misogynistic sadism shining visibly in his cruel, penetrating blue eyes, and replies in his thick nazi accent that he "ist heer für die hang out", his hands moving to unfasten his gleaming eagle swastika belt buckle.
Despite her encyclopedic knowledge of feminist theory, Emma finds her body betraying her; seduced by his shining platinum-blond hair and chiseled arrogant countenance, her eyes move unwilling downwards as he prepares to institutionalize his misogyny inside of her vulnerable yielding form.
the high-ranking SS officer hangs out his biological rape weapon over 18 inches in length and thicker around than a coke can, with fist-sized grenades of weaponized male privilege dangling ominously inside his patriarchy pouch.
Emma tries to resist, but she is caught in the same paralyzing magnetic field of sexual desire that has kept womyn of all colors subservient to the white male kyriarchy since time immemorial. Emma's body betrays her as Paul 'Hymen Hammerer of Hamburg' Nungesser stalks towards her, polished jackboots clacking harshly on the cold tile floor, his meaty oppresschlong already slick and glistening with the tears of the 517 WOCs he had violated before breakfast.
Her quivering womanhood, confused and reacting unconsciously to generations of societal indoctrination falsely claiming that PIV intercourse isn't rape, begins to soak her panties with pre-rape juice, preparing her for this thunderous Teutonic invader intent on wrecking her even harder than her father's native Poland three generations ago
his rough hands seize her hips, and tears flow freely from Emma's diverse brown eyes as Paul 'Slut Slammer of Stuttgart' Nungesser flips her effortlessly over onto her stomach, shredding the underclothes from her body like Adolf Hitler shredded the Treaty of Versailles.
An extremely-problematic sensation of arousal vibrates through Emma's slim, nubile form, the dusky-skinned womyn shuddering beneath this blond brute as she feels his massive patriarcock, now as rigid and firm as the strict gender norms imposed by white male supremacist America, pulsing with wicked sexual intent against the tantalizing tanned curve of her tightly-clenched tuckus as he presses his turgid dongminator against the delicate petals of her defenseless feminine flower, it's the searing heat that finally awakens the strong independent womyn that resides within all survivors of the patriarchy that empowers her to cry out, "we n-need to have a c-chill sesh, maybe during the..."
The heartless future camp commandant, enraged by this small but infinitely significant act of heroic defiance in the face of his overpowering intersectional privilege, decides not to ravish her quivering ciswoman genitalia and impregnate her with a future beneficiary of societal privilege, instead aiming his malevolent man-ram at the tight virginal pucker hidden between her satiny-soft cheeks.
Without any warning or preparation, Paul 'Booty Batterer of Berlin' Nungesser bashes his bulbous biospear against her bared butthole in a brutal blitzkrieg unseen since the Battle of the Bulge. Emma screeches as her sphincter is smashed to smithereens by the Sturmbannführer's swollen staff of sexual enslavement, her slender shape shuddering with spasms of servile sensual submission, screaming, "...SUMMMMERRRR!!!
He hammers her hole for 40 straight hours, reaming her abused ass without mercy as Emma's body tries to cope with the trauma of her total violation by falsely interpreting the experience as enjoyable, cranking out orgasm after orgasm as she surrenders herself to his Aryan aggression.
After what seems like an eternity, Paul 'Ferocious Fuckmachine of Frankfurt' Nungesser reaches rapegasm, flooding Emma's bulldozed bowels with 15 gallons of his steaming-hot subjugation sauce, he leaves her there, broken and barely-conscious, his privilege pudding leaking out of her and leaving a permanent stain on her mattress in a startlingly-accurate reproduction of seven and a half pages of Mein Kampf.
As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nungesser warns Emma to keep silent like the good Republican bitch he had just made of her, mocking the brave survivor of his brutal sexual assault by asking a "lying gook buttslut" [sic] like her if she understood that her purpose in life was to serve as "the White Man's cumdumpster"
completely overwhelmed and exhausted by her trauma, the courageous victim of the patriarchy whispered in a soft, shuddering voice...
"lol yusss"
thankfully, due to the efforts of our progressive and visionary leader President Barack Hussein Obama in establishing and funding the Intercollegiate Service for Institutionalized Sexism (ISIS), Emma Sulkowicz's ordeal was discovered by ISIS Field Director Judith S. Rosenblatt, who assisted Emma in recalling the details of her sexual trauma 12 months after it had happened.
Ms. Rosenblatt also advised her to take up her mattress as a sign of public protest against the ubiquitous rape culture on American campuses, where women are statistically more likely to be raped than they would be in a lawless Central African war zone which has been wracked by unceasing political violence and suffering from a complete collapse of governmental authority for the past 20 years in response to the recent article published by the Daily Beast expressing skepticism about Ms. Sulkowicz's allegations, Ms. Rosenblatt reportedly exclaimed, "Oy vey, the boyim know! Never forget the one in four!" |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48879558) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 10:52 AM Author: clear mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48879563) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Marvelous background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880001) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Beady-eyed National Security Agency "pure Aryan rape muscles" tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880040) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: Yellow location lol she will literally stick needles in you for 200 bucks an hour
https://www.emmasulkowicz.com/ |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: titillating den toaster +1 (917) 929-1995
Need a brave poaster to do the needful |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:25 PM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency she identified as non-binary and went by they/them for a while. now she sticks needles in people in the name of women's health. her performance art now consists of doing public bdsm ropeplay.
damn, what a fucked up person. hard to believe that her parents are a jew and a gook, both psychotherapists! |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: Orchid 180 half-breed sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880075) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: clear mad cow disease Pretty gross how people who were born into money can be complete and utterly retarded and evil fuckups and still be handheld into professional careers
"Libs" have a point about generational wealth that I happen to agree with more and more strongly the older I get |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:33 PM Author: titillating den toaster Elaborate on the second part there... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880086) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: Vigorous Charcoal Institution I guess he agrees with libs that these people deserve to have their wealth confiscated ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880090) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: titillating den toaster That's what I was asking. Does he believe in a wealth tax or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880103) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: clear mad cow disease Generational wealth being passed down is generally a bad thing and should be discouraged and prevented
Many other smart people have agreed with this. Primogeniture was very beneficial for the west because it forced talented men of good breeding to make it on their own and punished you if you couldn't |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:54 PM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency many of the founding fathers also worried about generational wealth and that it would lead to a new aristocracy. but they figured "well if that happens this 180 democracy we're creating well take care of it, after all people won't just vote for oligarchs that exploit them right haha" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880133) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: clear mad cow disease In a real aristocracy, the aristocratic class's power comes from martial dominance. If you're an inferior fuckup, you're ngmi. It's a self-regulating system, both at the individual and group levels
The monied "aristocracy" that has emerged in the post-industrial era is a different creature entirely. Money indefinitely maintains and grows itself without any merit required. Not good, folks! |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: titillating den toaster This is why Trump cucking on the tariffs was so insane. He had it within his reach. He was destroying Boomer wealth and everyone was going to have to get a job. It was so beautiful. And then Bissent told him T bills were going to shit and he rolled everything back. It was insane. Probably the worst President in history. We had two weeks of Leninism and now nothing. Now the system will never change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880200) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:12 PM Author: Big-titted Twinkling Church Patrolman yea if only a bunch of coding crypto fags replaced the boomers as our new aristocracy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880204) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: titillating den toaster We were going to all have to go manufacture plastic bits and bobs. We were going to make iPhones in South Carolina. Or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880210) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency additionally, the aristocracy felt they had a duty to their subjects and engaged in noblesse oblige. of course in practice this wasn't always the case, but it often was.
under a money aristocracy there is no sense of obligation to their subjects. in fact the recipients of generational wealth tend to act in outright hostility to the proles. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:19 PM Author: titillating den toaster Why do elites hate the people who have to go to work every day to prop up the lifestyle of the rich? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880373) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency i don't think they "hate" in most situations. the hostility is usually in the form of "PICK YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS LIKE MY GRANDPAPPY DID!"
there's also the issue of the problems being very, very difficult to solve and how trying to fix it could make things a lot worse (see communism). and of course there's the fact that any change would come at their expense.
they don't hate you. they don't think about you at all, really. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: titillating den toaster There's an enormous new construction McMansion on my block in wealthy white suburbia and it's covered in Do Not Enter signs and Beware of Dog shit and concertina wire. My mom says no one on the block has ever met them. They shuttle their kids around in blacked out SUVs.
My mom says that as the neighborhood has gotten richer over time the community transformed from being oriented around community and the very high end public amenities (schools, pools, recreation) to privacy and exclusivity. The nouveau riche tech money coming in want nothing to do with regular people. They almost view UMCmos with 1-2 million net worth as toxic and radioactive like they might irradiate them with their middling 250k hhi.
I think they think about proles more than you're letting on. They're viscerally disgusted. And not just contractor proles but even Disco Fries level proles. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency sure, they think about them to the extent that they're aware of their existence and want to mitigate the consequences of that. just like how you aren't concerned about a criminal's welfare but lock your doors at night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880431) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: titillating den toaster Right exactly. They're locking their doors at night. For fear of people who went to WUSTL.
I think Molly Shannon's monologue about how it's better to be a philanthropist than run a foundation was probably the best scene in all of White Lotus. The mask came off.
"Running a charity is hard. Just give them money!" |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 4:04 PM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency that's not what that scene was about. molly shannon was encouraging her to join the board of charities instead of becoming an employee (she *is* encouraging her to run a foundation), because much of what the employees do is solicit donations and create events and such for donors anyway, so running it is doing the same thing except no boss. and also that is the way rachel could best help the non-profit world would be to do this, because now she'll have access to more people as a wealthy person.
it's a great example of how the show makes correct people unlikable with their tone and mannerisms rather what they're actually saying. molly is 100% right here, she's just expressing herself in an unlikable way. note that rachel did not give any concrete example of *what* she wants to do. it's just as facile as her journalism ambitions. the scene starts because shane is talking about how she's giving that up.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13868052/characters/nm0788340/ |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: Honey-headed Concupiscible Parlour Marketing Idea "My work is about exploring my own identity and story, as well as Asian-American experience."
https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1647833895591.jpg https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1561202839847.jpg |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency her google description:
"Acupuncture from a cool, smart, half-Asian acupuncturist who graduated dean’s list from Columbia University. * Why go to a big brand acupuncture clinic where the practitioners are treated like cogs in a machine and can’t give you the attention you deserve? Don’t waste your money on ineffective, impersonal acupuncture. * Instead, treat yourself to a calm environment with an attentive, knowledgeable acupuncturist who graduated at the top of her class. *
from her website:
In 2019, she began a Master’s of Science program at the Pacific College of Health and Science. She graduated at the top of her class in 2023, earning the yearly award for academic excellence.
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lol @ her doing the rsf columbia implication. just a cool, smart half-asian that graduated top of her class in ART SCHOOL based on her performance art: ATTEMPT TO RUIN A MAN'S LIFE BECAUSE HE *LITERALLY* ANAL THAN DUMPED YOU |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: Mustard Market Ceci N'est Pas Un Viol was a Triumph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880083) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: maniacal iridescent place of business ticket booth She looked surprisingly decent in her porno.
The male talent also had a nice big dick, which I imagine was random chance. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency you fucking asshole, that's an art film made by an ivy league art school graduate! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880129) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: Honey-headed Concupiscible Parlour Marketing Idea ceci n'est pas un porno (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880138) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880153) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Orchid 180 half-breed sanctuary there were many auditions that day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880146) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:01 PM Author: Mustard Market The dude had a big fat ass. What was up with that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880159) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:03 PM Author: maniacal iridescent place of business ticket booth Making the hung stud a bit unattractive made the rape claims vaguely plausible
Everyone knows that being tall and attractive is an absolute defense to rape allegations. Conversely, sex with a short or unattractive man is statutory rape. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency i guess that's why it's an art film as a documentary would have had a hapa enthusiastically begging for chad cock in her ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880330) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: Big-titted Twinkling Church Patrolman she looks pretty normal now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPA_ADatO0s |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:21 PM Author: titillating den toaster She still maintains she was raped despite the texts which obviously show she was still into him afterwards. Definitely not sane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880379) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency not taking accountability for her wrongdoing and child-like denial in the face of overwhelming evidence is further proof she is a normal woman! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880393) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: titillating den toaster I have never met one of these "women" creatures before so I will have to take your word on their "180" nature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880420) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:27 PM Author: maniacal iridescent place of business ticket booth The initially consensual sex became rape ex post when the guy who pumped and dumped her would not agree to see her again. If he had agreed to have sex with her again as she wanted the original sex would have remained consensual (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880395) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: Fuchsia aromatic international law enforcement agency MYTH: Consent can be indicated explicitly through words, or implicitly by enthusiastically participating in intercourse.
FACT: A woman's reality is defined by her emotional state, therefore if she wishes she had not consented then she did not consent. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: clear mad cow disease "Still into him" lmao she was literally begging him to fuck her in the ass after publicly accusing him of rape
Women are 180 |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Mustard Market Link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880423) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: stubborn address she was the original scowling "asian american" woman. she took advantage of her non-obesity and did the best she could to destroy the country that mercifully took her in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715950&forum_id=2],#48880553) |