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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
chocolate demanding lettuce boiling water
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Purple fantasy-prone pit
  04/05/26
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Well-lubricated vibrant police squad
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
chocolate demanding lettuce boiling water
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
chocolate demanding lettuce boiling water
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Purple fantasy-prone pit
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Mint Mind-boggling Market
  04/05/26
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spectacular french chef
  04/05/26
Lol
diverse wrinkle
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
iridescent jap
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
chocolate demanding lettuce boiling water
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
iridescent jap
  04/05/26
...
Purple fantasy-prone pit
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Multi-colored obsidian space
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Well-lubricated vibrant police squad
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Exciting people who are hurt
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
180 field
  04/05/26
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territorial church patrolman
  04/05/26
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Hot hairraiser shitlib
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Self-absorbed filthy national hominid
  04/05/26
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dead slate juggernaut elastic band
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
chocolate demanding lettuce boiling water
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Self-absorbed filthy national hominid
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Marvelous Legend Corn Cake
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Stimulating indigo background story
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Maize stubborn skinny woman
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Excitant lake gunner resort
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
crystalline talking range rigor
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Apoplectic corner
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Stimulating indigo background story
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Excitant lake gunner resort
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Apoplectic corner
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
territorial church patrolman
  04/05/26
...
Purple fantasy-prone pit
  04/05/26
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glittery fluffy business firm
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Marvelous Legend Corn Cake
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Apoplectic corner
  04/05/26
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spectacular french chef
  04/05/26
...
spectacular french chef
  04/05/26
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Red comical nibblets
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Red comical nibblets
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Contagious shrine dog poop
  04/05/26
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Purple fantasy-prone pit
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
vigorous umber really tough guy rehab
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
chocolate demanding lettuce boiling water
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Marvelous Legend Corn Cake
  04/05/26
...
Apoplectic corner
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
appetizing public bath
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: chocolate demanding lettuce boiling water

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Purple fantasy-prone pit

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Well-lubricated vibrant police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: chocolate demanding lettuce boiling water

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: chocolate demanding lettuce boiling water

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Purple fantasy-prone pit

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Mint Mind-boggling Market

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: spectacular french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: diverse wrinkle

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: iridescent jap

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: chocolate demanding lettuce boiling water

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: iridescent jap

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Purple fantasy-prone pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored obsidian space

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Well-lubricated vibrant police squad

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Exciting people who are hurt

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: 180 field

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: territorial church patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Hot hairraiser shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Self-absorbed filthy national hominid

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: dead slate juggernaut elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: chocolate demanding lettuce boiling water

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Self-absorbed filthy national hominid

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Marvelous Legend Corn Cake

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo background story

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Maize stubborn skinny woman

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Excitant lake gunner resort

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: crystalline talking range rigor

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Apoplectic corner

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo background story

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Excitant lake gunner resort

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Apoplectic corner

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: territorial church patrolman

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Purple fantasy-prone pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: glittery fluffy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Marvelous Legend Corn Cake

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Apoplectic corner

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: spectacular french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: spectacular french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Red comical nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Red comical nibblets

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Contagious shrine dog poop

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Purple fantasy-prone pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: vigorous umber really tough guy rehab

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: chocolate demanding lettuce boiling water

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Marvelous Legend Corn Cake

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Apoplectic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: appetizing public bath

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49812165)