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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
Sepia pit personal credit line
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is there any kind of installment plan available?
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  07/20/17
Waddled here
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  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
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  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
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  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
Greedy wine range
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
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  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
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Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
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  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
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  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
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Id do this for 0$
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  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
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Big temple
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
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  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
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do i also get to live in 1994?
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Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
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No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
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kind of a gay clarification
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CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
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i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
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  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
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  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
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  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
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id do this for free
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Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
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i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
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Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
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  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
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  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
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  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Sepia pit personal credit line

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: balding hall blood rage

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: coiffed multi-colored office french chef

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Sepia pit personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Light Native Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Dull sick place of business

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: coiffed multi-colored office french chef

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Greedy wine range

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: coiffed multi-colored office french chef

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: Razzle adulterous property

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Ruddy stubborn gay wizard



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: diverse heaven pistol



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: House-broken Cerebral Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: diverse heaven pistol

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Mauve Forum

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: seedy impressive institution voyeur

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Light Native Clown

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: trip senate faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Sepia pit personal credit line

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia demanding spot newt

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: scarlet confused wrinkle wagecucks

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Big temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Mauve Forum

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Sepia pit personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Big temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: coiffed multi-colored office french chef

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Sepia pit personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Glittery gay selfie

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Aromatic Menage

cq

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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: passionate out-of-control kitty factory reset button



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Sepia pit personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Charismatic hairless therapy

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Sepia pit personal credit line

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: seedy impressive institution voyeur

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Sepia pit personal credit line

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: doobsian address shitlib

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: seedy impressive institution voyeur

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Aromatic Menage

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: azure theater stage

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Iridescent Odious Ticket Booth Masturbator

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Sepia pit personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Sepia pit personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Sepia pit personal credit line



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Fuchsia demanding spot newt

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: bespoke gaming laptop school cafeteria



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: lilac flickering lettuce karate

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling kitty cat space

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: passionate out-of-control kitty factory reset button

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: coiffed multi-colored office french chef



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Sepia pit personal credit line



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: bespoke gaming laptop school cafeteria



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: bespoke gaming laptop school cafeteria



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: bespoke gaming laptop school cafeteria



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Startled Impertinent Party Of The First Part

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Zippy base roast beef

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: coiffed multi-colored office french chef

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49027937)