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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Glittery Toilet Seat
  07/20/17
Waddled here
Stimulating resort ape
  07/20/17
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Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete
  07/20/17
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Supple slate station mediation
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
Hideous Pit
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
Stimulating resort ape
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
razzle indigo locus
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
Stimulating resort ape
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
Spectacular bat-shit-crazy home multi-billionaire
  10/18/21
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floppy mint toaster
  07/20/17
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demanding legend school
  07/20/17
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180 Dead Community Account Patrolman
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
demanding legend school
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
magenta zombie-like voyeur fanboi
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
topaz brunch twinkling uncleanness
  07/20/17
Titcq
Supple slate station mediation
  07/20/17
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Boyish cruise ship
  03/02/18
Yes.
Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
Bonkers haunted graveyard nursing home
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
razzmatazz mexican
  07/20/17
...
alcoholic gaming laptop
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
magenta zombie-like voyeur fanboi
  07/20/17
...
Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete
  08/01/17
...
alcoholic gaming laptop
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
Stimulating resort ape
  08/01/17
...
Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
Diverse Lay
  09/18/17
cq
Orange hairraiser stage
  09/18/17
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Talented sticky scourge upon the earth
  09/04/21
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Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
Amethyst exhilarant principal's office
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
topaz brunch twinkling uncleanness
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
Violent Rusted Bawdyhouse
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
topaz brunch twinkling uncleanness
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Orange hairraiser stage
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
stirring center
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
mahogany cocky property
  03/02/18
...
Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete
  07/24/18
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Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete
  02/19/19
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Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete
  10/31/19
id do this for free
Bonkers haunted graveyard nursing home
  10/31/19
...
Cerebral Nofapping Newt
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
Green hospital
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
Vigorous hilarious boistinker organic girlfriend
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
Talented sticky scourge upon the earth
  09/04/21
...
Stimulating resort ape
  06/18/25
...
Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete
  10/18/21
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Cerebral Nofapping Newt
  06/23/22
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Cerebral Nofapping Newt
  12/14/23
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Cerebral Nofapping Newt
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
galvanic rebellious senate
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
Provocative Chapel
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
Stimulating resort ape
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Glittery Toilet Seat

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Stimulating resort ape

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Supple slate station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Hideous Pit

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Stimulating resort ape

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: razzle indigo locus

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Stimulating resort ape

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: Spectacular bat-shit-crazy home multi-billionaire

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: floppy mint toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: demanding legend school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: 180 Dead Community Account Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: demanding legend school

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: magenta zombie-like voyeur fanboi

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: topaz brunch twinkling uncleanness

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Supple slate station mediation

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Boyish cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Bonkers haunted graveyard nursing home

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz mexican

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: alcoholic gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: magenta zombie-like voyeur fanboi

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: alcoholic gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Stimulating resort ape

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Diverse Lay

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Orange hairraiser stage

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Talented sticky scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Amethyst exhilarant principal's office

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: topaz brunch twinkling uncleanness

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Violent Rusted Bawdyhouse

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: topaz brunch twinkling uncleanness

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Orange hairraiser stage

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: stirring center

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: mahogany cocky property

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Bonkers haunted graveyard nursing home

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Nofapping Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Green hospital

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Vigorous hilarious boistinker organic girlfriend

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Talented sticky scourge upon the earth

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Stimulating resort ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Translucent Pungent Turdskin Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Cerebral Nofapping Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Cerebral Nofapping Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Cerebral Nofapping Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: galvanic rebellious senate

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Provocative Chapel

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Stimulating resort ape

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49027937)