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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
exhilarant hell
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
spectacular filthpig business firm
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
zippy locale
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
godawful diverse trust fund dopamine
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
gaped locus dragon
  03/26/19
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exhilarant hell
  03/26/19
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electric haunting school cafeteria
  03/26/19
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zippy locale
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
Impressive iridescent antidepressant drug
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
zippy locale
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
spectacular filthpig business firm
  03/26/19
O F S F S
gaped locus dragon
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
zippy locale
  03/26/19
180
Heady indian lodge death wish
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
zippy locale
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
jet university turdskin
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
aqua stag film liquid oxygen
  08/06/19
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godawful diverse trust fund dopamine
  03/26/19
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navy kink-friendly library trump supporter
  03/26/19
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razzle-dazzle headpube coffee pot
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Light Partner Plaza
  03/26/19
...
gaped locus dragon
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
zippy locale
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
fiercely-loyal laughsome den shitlib
  03/26/19
...
Light Partner Plaza
  03/26/19
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french masturbator
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
duck-like fragrant clown electric furnace
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
jet university turdskin
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Wild national security agency
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
fiercely-loyal laughsome den shitlib
  03/26/19
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Wild national security agency
  03/26/19
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fiercely-loyal laughsome den shitlib
  06/18/19
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fiercely-loyal laughsome den shitlib
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
jet university turdskin
  03/26/19
cr
Wild national security agency
  03/26/19
Zoho
thriller degenerate
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
titillating bright sweet tailpipe address
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
azure hall hunting ground
  03/26/19
...
Sickened step-uncle's house genital piercing
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
french masturbator
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
chestnut twisted azn
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
carmine misanthropic cuckoldry church
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
fuchsia box office
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
chestnut twisted azn
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Light Partner Plaza
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
aqua stag film liquid oxygen
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
cyan judgmental roast beef ticket booth
  08/07/19
Boom might now
talented claret brunch stock car
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
Insane charismatic home
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
mischievous cruise ship feces
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
cyan judgmental roast beef ticket booth
  08/07/19
...
talented claret brunch stock car
  11/09/19
...
exhilarant hell
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
swashbuckling aggressive background story
  06/26/25
forces sales
Shimmering Talking Pit Haunted Graveyard
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: exhilarant hell

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: spectacular filthpig business firm

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: zippy locale

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: godawful diverse trust fund dopamine

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: gaped locus dragon

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: exhilarant hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: electric haunting school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: zippy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Impressive iridescent antidepressant drug

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: zippy locale

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: spectacular filthpig business firm

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: gaped locus dragon

O F S

F

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: zippy locale

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Heady indian lodge death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: zippy locale

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: jet university turdskin

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: aqua stag film liquid oxygen

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: godawful diverse trust fund dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: navy kink-friendly library trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle headpube coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Light Partner Plaza

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: gaped locus dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: zippy locale

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal laughsome den shitlib

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Light Partner Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: french masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: duck-like fragrant clown electric furnace

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: jet university turdskin

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Wild national security agency

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal laughsome den shitlib

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Wild national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal laughsome den shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal laughsome den shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: jet university turdskin

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Wild national security agency

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: thriller degenerate

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: titillating bright sweet tailpipe address

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: azure hall hunting ground

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Sickened step-uncle's house genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: french masturbator

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: chestnut twisted azn

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: carmine misanthropic cuckoldry church

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: fuchsia box office

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: chestnut twisted azn

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Light Partner Plaza

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: aqua stag film liquid oxygen

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: cyan judgmental roast beef ticket booth

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: talented claret brunch stock car

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Insane charismatic home

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: mischievous cruise ship feces

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: cyan judgmental roast beef ticket booth

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: talented claret brunch stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: exhilarant hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling aggressive background story

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Shimmering Talking Pit Haunted Graveyard

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2],#49051946)