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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Lilac lascivious box office | 01/03/23 |
| Exciting Garrison | 01/03/23 |
| Lilac lascivious box office | 01/03/23 |
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| hot heaven | 01/04/23 |
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| Azure Site Candlestick Maker | 01/04/23 |
| Exciting Garrison | 01/04/23 |
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| irradiated locus karate | 04/19/23 |
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| Hideous stirring national brethren | 04/30/24 |
| fishy bull headed codepig | 04/30/24 |
| fantasy-prone bright feces pit | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Lilac lascivious box office One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Exciting Garrison https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Lilac lascivious box office Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Disgusting big-titted telephone 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Lilac lascivious box office Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: hot heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Hideous stirring national brethren alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Azure Site Candlestick Maker anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Exciting Garrison everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Azure Site Candlestick Maker so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Exciting Garrison (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Azure Site Candlestick Maker It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Exciting Garrison more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: irradiated locus karate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Exciting Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Medicated Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: hot heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Hideous stirring national brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: fishy bull headed codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: fantasy-prone bright feces pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Histrionic Citrine Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Mischievous vivacious senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Exciting Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Exciting Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: crystalline lodge corn cake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Alcoholic gaming laptop SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Apoplectic Galvanic Incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: aromatic aqua public bath tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Diverse Queen Of The Night Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Rusted space The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: amethyst house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Histrionic Citrine Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Histrionic Citrine Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Histrionic Citrine Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Histrionic Citrine Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Histrionic Citrine Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: chestnut alcoholic rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Histrionic Citrine Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Mischievous vivacious senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Histrionic Citrine Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Dark Son Of Senegal Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Histrionic Citrine Meetinghouse QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Self-centered Comical Theater International Law Enforcement Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: seedy floppy chapel ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Apoplectic Galvanic Incel (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: sick abnormal mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: sick abnormal mad-dog skullcap The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Hideous stirring national brethren it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: seedy floppy chapel ladyboy when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Hideous stirring national brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Apoplectic Galvanic Incel (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#49213065) |