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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
autistic aromatic spot newt
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Glittery lemon haunted graveyard organic girlfriend
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
autistic aromatic spot newt
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
Saffron business firm love of her life
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
Silver private investor
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
fluffy point mad cow disease
  06/06/25
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vivacious glassy wrinkle milk
  06/06/25
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Flickering Aphrodisiac Lay
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Glittery lemon haunted graveyard organic girlfriend
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
autistic aromatic spot newt
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
excitant mauve kitty
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
autistic aromatic spot newt
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Titillating corner community account
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
autistic aromatic spot newt
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
chrome beta brethren
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
autistic aromatic spot newt
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
laughsome underhanded home corn cake
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
excitant mauve kitty
  06/06/25
...
Flickering Aphrodisiac Lay
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
laughsome underhanded home corn cake
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
khaki bawdyhouse trump supporter
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
autistic aromatic spot newt
  06/06/25
Damn
khaki bawdyhouse trump supporter
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
Flickering Aphrodisiac Lay
  06/06/25
not including tip
laughsome underhanded home corn cake
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thriller space pistol
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chrome beta brethren
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naked curious abode
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fluffy point mad cow disease
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
Motley Immigrant
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Glittery lemon haunted graveyard organic girlfriend
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chrome beta brethren
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excitant mauve kitty
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180 Bull Headed Sex Offender
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Saffron business firm love of her life
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Silver private investor
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Provocative bright lodge
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Marvelous Disgusting Turdskin Regret
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domesticated lascivious senate psychic
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supple theater stage liquid oxygen
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Sadistic mint theatre french chef
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Swashbuckling affirmative action
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stirring legend hospital
  06/06/25
LOL
wonderful dog poop jewess
  06/07/25
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Bearded Vigorous Area
  06/27/25
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chrome beta brethren
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
Pearl violent cuckold legal warrant
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
Swashbuckling affirmative action
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
bespoke stimulating set becky
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
autistic aromatic spot newt
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
bespoke stimulating set becky
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
autistic aromatic spot newt
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
chrome beta brethren
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
bespoke stimulating set becky
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
Flickering Aphrodisiac Lay
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
autistic aromatic spot newt
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
laughsome underhanded home corn cake
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
domesticated lascivious senate psychic
  06/06/25
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exciting coral house
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
laughsome underhanded home corn cake
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
Bearded therapy
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
disrespectful toaster
  06/06/25
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vivacious glassy wrinkle milk
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
naked curious abode
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
autistic aromatic spot newt
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
naked curious abode
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
territorial startled state
  06/06/25
...
autistic aromatic spot newt
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Provocative bright lodge
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
purple den keepsake machete
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
supple theater stage liquid oxygen
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
domesticated lascivious senate psychic
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
comical thirsty field water buffalo
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
Electric Forum Cuck
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Motley Immigrant
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
Sooty Ungodly Sanctuary Crotch
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
autistic aromatic spot newt
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: autistic aromatic spot newt

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Glittery lemon haunted graveyard organic girlfriend

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: autistic aromatic spot newt

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Saffron business firm love of her life

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Silver private investor

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: fluffy point mad cow disease

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: vivacious glassy wrinkle milk



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Flickering Aphrodisiac Lay



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Glittery lemon haunted graveyard organic girlfriend

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: autistic aromatic spot newt

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: excitant mauve kitty

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: autistic aromatic spot newt

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Titillating corner community account

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: autistic aromatic spot newt

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: chrome beta brethren

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: autistic aromatic spot newt

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: laughsome underhanded home corn cake

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: excitant mauve kitty

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Flickering Aphrodisiac Lay



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: laughsome underhanded home corn cake

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: khaki bawdyhouse trump supporter

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: autistic aromatic spot newt

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: khaki bawdyhouse trump supporter

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Flickering Aphrodisiac Lay

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: laughsome underhanded home corn cake

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: thriller space pistol



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: chrome beta brethren



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: naked curious abode



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: fluffy point mad cow disease



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Motley Immigrant

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Glittery lemon haunted graveyard organic girlfriend



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: chrome beta brethren



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: excitant mauve kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: naked curious abode



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: 180 Bull Headed Sex Offender



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: purple den keepsake machete



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Saffron business firm love of her life



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Silver private investor



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Provocative bright lodge



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Marvelous Disgusting Turdskin Regret



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: domesticated lascivious senate psychic



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: supple theater stage liquid oxygen



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Sadistic mint theatre french chef



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling affirmative action



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: stirring legend hospital



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: wonderful dog poop jewess

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Bearded Vigorous Area



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: chrome beta brethren



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Pearl violent cuckold legal warrant

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling affirmative action

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: bespoke stimulating set becky

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: autistic aromatic spot newt

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: bespoke stimulating set becky

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: autistic aromatic spot newt

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: chrome beta brethren

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: bespoke stimulating set becky

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Flickering Aphrodisiac Lay

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: autistic aromatic spot newt

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: laughsome underhanded home corn cake

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: domesticated lascivious senate psychic

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: exciting coral house



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: laughsome underhanded home corn cake

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Bearded therapy

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: disrespectful toaster

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: vivacious glassy wrinkle milk



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: naked curious abode

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: autistic aromatic spot newt

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: naked curious abode

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: territorial startled state

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: autistic aromatic spot newt



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Provocative bright lodge

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: purple den keepsake machete

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: supple theater stage liquid oxygen

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: domesticated lascivious senate psychic

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: comical thirsty field water buffalo

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Electric Forum Cuck

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Motley Immigrant

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Sooty Ungodly Sanctuary Crotch

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: autistic aromatic spot newt

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48994921)