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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
jet-lagged histrionic menage
  07/19/24
I live like this now
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180
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Juan Eighty
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loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
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  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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silver cuck boiling water
  07/19/24
*in the next week
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Hideous set
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libs maf!
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Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This ...
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charismatic step-uncle's house rigpig
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NM is back
Slimy sanctuary
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God I hope so
Hideous set
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
jet-lagged histrionic menage
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
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stimulating roast beef stead
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Wow
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Garnet kitchen
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Multi-colored Nighttime Center Queen Of The Night
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mrx sunburst
Multi-colored Nighttime Center Queen Of The Night
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Slimy sanctuary
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Pics?
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick ....
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apoplectic idiot state
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged histrionic menage

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: supple hissy fit

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: cordovan glittery corner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Shimmering Cumskin

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Chestnut trip turdskin



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: wonderful submissive market



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Disgusting ticket booth fanboi

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: fragrant stock car

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: silver cuck boiling water



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged histrionic menage

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Hideous set



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Garnet kitchen

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Box Office



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: electric tan jew



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: sooty tattoo resort

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: silver cuck boiling water

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling glassy sandwich



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Garnet kitchen



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored Nighttime Center Queen Of The Night



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: fragrant stock car



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: charismatic step-uncle's house rigpig



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Slimy sanctuary

NM is back

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Hideous set

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: jet-lagged histrionic menage

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: silver cuck boiling water

He poasted yesterday iirc

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: odious cobalt digit ratio indirect expression



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: jet-lagged histrionic menage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Light well-lubricated knife pocket flask



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: motley cruise ship factory reset button



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling dingle berry



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Doobsian House



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: 180 scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Comical transparent church building



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: stimulating roast beef stead



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: silver cuck boiling water



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: consumptive good



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Garnet kitchen



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored Nighttime Center Queen Of The Night



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored Nighttime Center Queen Of The Night

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Slimy sanctuary



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: alcoholic sick locale

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Slimy sanctuary



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse Razzle People Who Are Hurt



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling dingle berry



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling dingle berry



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Racy lay



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: adventurous bearded brunch



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Heady Newt

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: silver cuck boiling water

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: apoplectic idiot state



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: alcoholic sick locale

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling glassy sandwich

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: jet-lagged histrionic menage



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: silver cuck boiling water



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged histrionic menage



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