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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Glittery voyeur turdskin
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
self-centered halford
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Glittery voyeur turdskin
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
learning disabled canary rehab tattoo
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
Supple Light Kitty Internal Respiration
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
arousing vengeful business firm
  06/06/25
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stubborn amethyst depressive
  06/06/25
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irate insecure piazza
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
self-centered halford
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
Glittery voyeur turdskin
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
Thriller fortuitous meteor
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
Glittery voyeur turdskin
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Balding jap cruise ship
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Glittery voyeur turdskin
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
internet-worthy carmine temple stain
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Glittery voyeur turdskin
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
Wonderful Sapphire Ape
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
Thriller fortuitous meteor
  06/06/25
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irate insecure piazza
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
Wonderful Sapphire Ape
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
frozen immigrant athletic conference
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
Glittery voyeur turdskin
  06/06/25
Damn
frozen immigrant athletic conference
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
irate insecure piazza
  06/06/25
not including tip
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arousing vengeful business firm
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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Salmon zippy principal's office national security agency
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glassy brunch goyim
  06/06/25
LOL
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beady-eyed cowardly candlestick maker
  06/27/25
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internet-worthy carmine temple stain
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
Deranged casino selfie
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
Salmon zippy principal's office national security agency
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
Indigo jew
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Glittery voyeur turdskin
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
Indigo jew
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
Glittery voyeur turdskin
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
internet-worthy carmine temple stain
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
Indigo jew
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
irate insecure piazza
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Glittery voyeur turdskin
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
Wonderful Sapphire Ape
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
Nighttime floppy lettuce shrine
  06/06/25
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Pearly Locale People Who Are Hurt
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Wonderful Sapphire Ape
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
appetizing crackhouse incel
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
Henna splenetic menage
  06/06/25
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stubborn amethyst depressive
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
apoplectic odious set
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Glittery voyeur turdskin
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
apoplectic odious set
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
Aromatic olive forum private investor
  06/06/25
...
Glittery voyeur turdskin
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
out-of-control irradiated heaven
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Passionate primrose space black woman
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
Scarlet Theatre
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Nighttime floppy lettuce shrine
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
Saffron Police Squad Range
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
Fear-inspiring site
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Mildly Autistic Den
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
violent gold university
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
Glittery voyeur turdskin
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Glittery voyeur turdskin

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: self-centered halford

Did they check your blood pressure?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Glittery voyeur turdskin

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: learning disabled canary rehab tattoo

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Supple Light Kitty Internal Respiration

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: arousing vengeful business firm

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: stubborn amethyst depressive



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: irate insecure piazza



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: self-centered halford

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Glittery voyeur turdskin

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Thriller fortuitous meteor

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Glittery voyeur turdskin

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Balding jap cruise ship

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Glittery voyeur turdskin

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: internet-worthy carmine temple stain

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Glittery voyeur turdskin

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Wonderful Sapphire Ape

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Thriller fortuitous meteor

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: irate insecure piazza



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Wonderful Sapphire Ape

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: frozen immigrant athletic conference

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Glittery voyeur turdskin

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: frozen immigrant athletic conference

Damn

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: irate insecure piazza

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Wonderful Sapphire Ape

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: gay stimulating lodge coffee pot



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: internet-worthy carmine temple stain



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: apoplectic odious set



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: arousing vengeful business firm



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Den

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: self-centered halford



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: internet-worthy carmine temple stain



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Thriller fortuitous meteor



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: apoplectic odious set



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Outnumbered Market



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Passionate primrose space black woman



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: learning disabled canary rehab tattoo



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Supple Light Kitty Internal Respiration



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: out-of-control irradiated heaven



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Khaki Bonkers Personal Credit Line



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Nighttime floppy lettuce shrine



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Scarlet Theatre



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Carnelian Frum State



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Salmon zippy principal's office national security agency



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: glassy brunch goyim



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Vivacious sticky stead really tough guy

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed cowardly candlestick maker



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy carmine temple stain



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Deranged casino selfie

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Salmon zippy principal's office national security agency

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Indigo jew

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Glittery voyeur turdskin

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Indigo jew

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Glittery voyeur turdskin

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: internet-worthy carmine temple stain

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Indigo jew

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: irate insecure piazza

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Glittery voyeur turdskin

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Wonderful Sapphire Ape

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Nighttime floppy lettuce shrine

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Pearly Locale People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Wonderful Sapphire Ape

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: appetizing crackhouse incel

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Henna splenetic menage

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: stubborn amethyst depressive



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: apoplectic odious set

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Glittery voyeur turdskin

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: apoplectic odious set

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Aromatic olive forum private investor

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Glittery voyeur turdskin



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: out-of-control irradiated heaven

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Passionate primrose space black woman

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Scarlet Theatre

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Nighttime floppy lettuce shrine

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Saffron Police Squad Range

Expected it to be a kidney stone

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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring site

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Den

The HOG was on the toilet

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: violent gold university

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Glittery voyeur turdskin

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

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