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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: olive dingle berry party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Big spruce idea he suggested coffee pot lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: olive dingle berry party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: Contagious frisky background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Adulterous Milk that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: olive dingle berry party of the first part pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: Motley set mother and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Adulterous Milk 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Curious Haunted Graveyard Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Swashbuckling charcoal station ratface 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Curious Haunted Graveyard Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Swashbuckling charcoal station ratface Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Curious Haunted Graveyard I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: lfo Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259308) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: Hyperventilating gaping Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: irradiated purple degenerate Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Hyperventilating gaping I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: Curious Haunted Graveyard Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Contagious frisky background story lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Curious Haunted Graveyard He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Contagious frisky background story what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Coral Indian Lodge three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Mahogany Talking Deer Antler Main People It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: brindle lay prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: bateful shrine shitlib Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: saffron telephone parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: ultramarine locale Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: Lime Pocket Flask im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: brindle lay prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: haunting marvelous boltzmann casino Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: Lime Pocket Flask two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Swashbuckling charcoal station ratface The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: aphrodisiac onyx address LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Curious Haunted Graveyard So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Hyperventilating gaping "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: ultramarine locale The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Curious Haunted Graveyard , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: salmon corn cake abode lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Rambunctious Light Gas Station Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: Hyperventilating gaping I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Contagious frisky background story this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Curious Haunted Graveyard Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: Lime Pocket Flask xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Curious Haunted Graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: Lime Pocket Flask the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Curious Haunted Graveyard It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: irradiated purple degenerate Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: Hyperventilating gaping Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: lfo ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259310) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Wonderful cordovan market Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: Hyperventilating gaping Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Candy Ride I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: lfo "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Candy Ride Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: lfo ty for your honesty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259833) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: lfo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259608) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: richard clock parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259839) |