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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Flesh blathering fat ankles locus
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Magical affirmative action
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
very tactful pocket flask
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
cyan aromatic coldplay fan masturbator
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Opaque corn cake volcanic crater
  08/30/25
...
Heady Hunting Ground School Cafeteria
  09/05/25
, he lisped
startling big public bath trust fund
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Wonderful orchid haunted graveyard indirect expression
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Flesh blathering fat ankles locus
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Wonderful orchid haunted graveyard indirect expression
  08/31/25
...
aphrodisiac costumed cumskin
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
very tactful pocket flask
  08/31/25
delusional take
aphrodisiac costumed cumskin
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
very tactful pocket flask
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
soul-stirring parlor nibblets
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
very tactful pocket flask
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Smoky Filthy Church Building Gaping
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
very tactful pocket flask
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Flesh blathering fat ankles locus
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
very tactful pocket flask
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Flesh blathering fat ankles locus
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Smoky Filthy Church Building Gaping
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
very tactful pocket flask
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
very tactful pocket flask
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
very tactful pocket flask
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Smoky Filthy Church Building Gaping
  09/05/25
...
very tactful pocket flask
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Startled Balding Ticket Booth
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Smoky Filthy Church Building Gaping
  09/05/25
...
very tactful pocket flask
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
very tactful pocket flask
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Smoky Filthy Church Building Gaping
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Flesh blathering fat ankles locus
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Galvanic Impertinent Indian Lodge
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
very tactful pocket flask
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Galvanic Impertinent Indian Lodge
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
very tactful pocket flask
  09/05/25
Kenny
Smoky Filthy Church Building Gaping
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Flesh blathering fat ankles locus
  09/06/25
...
Maroon Garrison
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
very tactful pocket flask
  09/06/25
...
Maroon Garrison
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Flesh blathering fat ankles locus
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
very tactful pocket flask
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Avocado Doctorate
  09/07/25
Explain
Flesh blathering fat ankles locus
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
olive striped hyena
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Flesh blathering fat ankles locus
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
very tactful pocket flask
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Flesh blathering fat ankles locus
  09/07/25
...
soul-stirring parlor nibblets
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
very tactful pocket flask
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
very tactful pocket flask
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/17/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Flesh blathering fat ankles locus

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Magical affirmative action

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: cyan aromatic coldplay fan masturbator

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Opaque corn cake volcanic crater

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Heady Hunting Ground School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: startling big public bath trust fund

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Wonderful orchid haunted graveyard indirect expression

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Flesh blathering fat ankles locus

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Wonderful orchid haunted graveyard indirect expression

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac costumed cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: aphrodisiac costumed cumskin

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor nibblets

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Smoky Filthy Church Building Gaping

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Flesh blathering fat ankles locus

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Flesh blathering fat ankles locus

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Smoky Filthy Church Building Gaping

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Smoky Filthy Church Building Gaping

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: very tactful pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Startled Balding Ticket Booth

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Smoky Filthy Church Building Gaping

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: very tactful pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Smoky Filthy Church Building Gaping

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Flesh blathering fat ankles locus

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Galvanic Impertinent Indian Lodge

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Galvanic Impertinent Indian Lodge

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Smoky Filthy Church Building Gaping

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Flesh blathering fat ankles locus

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Maroon Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Maroon Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Flesh blathering fat ankles locus

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Avocado Doctorate

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Flesh blathering fat ankles locus

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: olive striped hyena

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Flesh blathering fat ankles locus

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Flesh blathering fat ankles locus

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: very tactful pocket flask

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49438939)