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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I fi...
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180! Especially liked the legal analysis.
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Lost it at extra large tampons
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“This got me furious bros.”
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I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from Cal...
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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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thirsty stead multi-billionaire
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Laughed at this a dozen times now
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This is hilarious.
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Talking office

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Yellow 180 Bawdyhouse



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: useless brass depressive keepsake machete



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: Laughsome yarmulke

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: Sadistic Gold Theater Son Of Senegal



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: thirsty stead multi-billionaire



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: citrine provocative principal's office halford



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: stirring base legal warrant



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
Author: titillating cocky step-uncle's house stain



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: dun temple

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Aggressive submissive faggotry



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: charismatic white site

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Ebony big address

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: hateful razzle psychic kitchen

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Stimulating Indecent Death Wish

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Electric abusive jewess



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Swollen hell corn cake



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Hilarious pozpig milk



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: spruce dead quadroon indian lodge

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: stirring base legal warrant



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: idiotic passionate church building

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: Talking office



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: Learning disabled whorehouse jew



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: thirsty stead multi-billionaire



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: exhilarant burgundy area mediation

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Talking office



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Comical international law enforcement agency



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: dun temple

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: thirsty stead multi-billionaire



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Learning disabled whorehouse jew



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Wild codepig striped hyena



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Geriatric Aromatic Corner Pisswyrm

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Talking office

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Wild codepig striped hyena

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Spectacular territorial nowag brunch



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: exhilarant burgundy area mediation

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: navy odious double fault skinny woman



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: Talking office



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Learning disabled whorehouse jew



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
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