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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
brass chad box office
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Stirring Flickering Senate
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
crawly cowardly faggot firefighter jew
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
glittery hospital main people
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
brass chad box office
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
glittery hospital main people
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
glittery hospital main people
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
glittery hospital main people
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
brass chad box office
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
glittery hospital main people
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
contagious anal voyeur knife
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
contagious anal voyeur knife
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
motley cream internal respiration hall
  04/08/25
that's rude
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/08/25
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brass chad box office
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
vivacious gaming laptop
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
glittery hospital main people
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
sepia underhanded old irish cottage pit
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/08/25
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brass chad box office
  04/08/25
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Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
brass chad box office
  04/09/25
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brass chad box office
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Territorial area
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Twisted roommate
  04/09/25
Ty
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/09/25
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Kink-friendly personal credit line round eye
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Cracking Coldplay Fan Goal In Life
  04/09/25
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Medicated yapping patrolman home
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Duck-like toaster laser beams
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Lime Cuckoldry
  05/02/25
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Medicated yapping patrolman home
  05/12/25
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Medicated yapping patrolman home
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Twisted roommate
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
contagious anal voyeur knife
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
contagious anal voyeur knife
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Razzle-dazzle cuckold cruise ship
  06/03/25
...
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  06/26/25
OP?
Medicated yapping patrolman home
  06/27/25
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Medicated yapping patrolman home
  07/09/25
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Medicated yapping patrolman home
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: brass chad box office

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Stirring Flickering Senate

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: crawly cowardly faggot firefighter jew

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: glittery hospital main people

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: brass chad box office

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: glittery hospital main people

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: glittery hospital main people

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: glittery hospital main people

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: brass chad box office

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: glittery hospital main people

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: contagious anal voyeur knife

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: contagious anal voyeur knife

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: motley cream internal respiration hall

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: brass chad box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: vivacious gaming laptop

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: glittery hospital main people

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: sepia underhanded old irish cottage pit

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: brass chad box office



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: brass chad box office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: brass chad box office



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Territorial area

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Twisted roommate

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Kink-friendly personal credit line round eye



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Cracking Coldplay Fan Goal In Life

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Duck-like toaster laser beams

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Lime Cuckoldry

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Twisted roommate

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: contagious anal voyeur knife

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: contagious anal voyeur knife

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cuckold cruise ship

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Medicated yapping patrolman home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331552)