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I bought $100,000 of Facebook shares @ $236

I can’t sell for at least a month. Pray for me pls.
adventurous stage
  02/03/22
*types extra hard on my vscode instead of praying for you*
burgundy fragrant church trump supporter
  02/23/22
What is the least painful method of suicide? Tyia
adventurous stage
  02/23/22
Shotgun to roof of mouth
Mustard hairless famous landscape painting
  02/23/22
I’m only joking for now but will keep this in mind
adventurous stage
  02/23/22
just don't flinch and blow your face off instead https://...
underhanded diverse home
  02/23/22
If you flinch you didn't want to kill yourself
Mustard hairless famous landscape painting
  02/23/22
exit bag
avocado skinny woman yarmulke
  10/31/22
Apple privacy polices wiped out $10B in quarterly FB revenue...
lavender titillating stock car roast beef
  02/23/22
really rude post
Pungent Pink Volcanic Crater Tanning Salon
  02/23/22
The best part was Zuck saying he'd light as much money on fi...
Mustard hairless famous landscape painting
  02/23/22
It's almost like they should have stuck to what got them the...
sooty locale double fault
  02/23/22
The problem is Tiktok is eating their lunch and they cannot ...
Mustard hairless famous landscape painting
  02/23/22
Someone get Taylor Lorenz on the line, we need the INSIDE SC...
sooty locale double fault
  02/23/22
Tik tok is competing for user attention but not ad dollars. ...
adventurous stage
  02/23/22
fundamentally better imho. Get the youth hooked on some shit...
sooty locale double fault
  02/23/22
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028490&fo...
adventurous stage
  02/23/22
bu bu but whatsapp and workplace are free call options
Talented cruel-hearted market depressive
  02/23/22
Do you think the s&p 500 will outperform Facebook over t...
adventurous stage
  02/23/22
hmmm no
Talented cruel-hearted market depressive
  02/23/22
Me neither
adventurous stage
  02/23/22
Pretty amazing stock graph dating to exactly this poast lol
cracking fortuitous meteor resort
  02/23/22
at least op didn't buy on feb 2
pearly property electric furnace
  02/23/22
i furking sold my last ones today for a loss and just bought...
swashbuckling irate spot pervert
  02/23/22
I don't really understand this kind of purchase. Couldn't yo...
orange crotch
  02/23/22
236 was right after FB tanked on earnings, it was down like ...
swashbuckling irate spot pervert
  02/23/22
What if I don’t have lots of conviction on timing and ...
adventurous stage
  02/23/22
why can't you sell for at least a month?
amber odious rigpig halford
  02/23/22
trading restrictions from employer most likely
underhanded diverse home
  02/23/22
...
adventurous stage
  02/23/22
he cant write off his massive loss
swashbuckling irate spot pervert
  02/23/22
...
avocado skinny woman yarmulke
  10/31/22
Question for anyone that happens to know about how digital a...
adventurous stage
  02/23/22
Yes. You can pull CPM data from private companies on the pl...
Mustard hairless famous landscape painting
  02/23/22
thats what i thought thanks. i feel like advertising wou...
adventurous stage
  02/23/22
pls call it META ty - management
Talented cruel-hearted market depressive
  02/23/22
(metamate)
pearly property electric furnace
  02/23/22
...
Disgusting haunting tattoo
  03/08/22
I sold @ 189.80 last night after hitting maximum pain. Now i...
adventurous stage
  03/08/22
Sorry man I’ve been there
Hateful Comical Hairy Legs Trailer Park
  03/08/22
dood u can put it back into many other tech shit like NVDA, ...
swashbuckling irate spot pervert
  03/08/22
I went like 80% into SOXL during April 2020. I know semicond...
adventurous stage
  03/08/22
I have a two digit IQ and deserve to be crucified
adventurous stage
  10/27/22
how are you going to spend your $40,000
wine national
  10/27/22
...
ruby parlor hissy fit
  10/27/22
Cardboard boxes to sleep in
adventurous stage
  10/27/22
OP = boor
Green dashing codepig
  10/27/22
...
adventurous stage
  10/31/22
Sorry op
Hateful Comical Hairy Legs Trailer Park
  10/31/22
if it makes you feel better, I'm pretty sure CSLG bought a t...
Pungent Pink Volcanic Crater Tanning Salon
  10/31/22
Yes. This will make me feel better while blowing dick for cr...
adventurous stage
  10/31/22
forget the presidential elections, russia buying $100K of no...
electric brass native
  10/31/22
sell and buy a blue submariner
Talented cruel-hearted market depressive
  11/01/22
...
poppy appetizing boltzmann
  11/01/22
LOL
adventurous stage
  02/02/24
...
adventurous stage
  01/28/25
now that NVIDIA is down this is probably the best performing...
Thriller private investor area
  01/28/25
Reminder: you could have made this trade with ~10 swipes of ...
adventurous stage
  01/29/25
Flirting with $800 Mark Zuckerberg continues to sexually ...
adventurous stage
  07/30/25


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Date: February 3rd, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: adventurous stage

I can’t sell for at least a month. Pray for me pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#43900483)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:11 PM
Author: burgundy fragrant church trump supporter

*types extra hard on my vscode instead of praying for you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017520)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: adventurous stage

What is the least painful method of suicide? Tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017353)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Mustard hairless famous landscape painting

Shotgun to roof of mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017359)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: adventurous stage

I’m only joking for now but will keep this in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017362)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:43 PM
Author: underhanded diverse home

just don't flinch and blow your face off instead

https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMyCoffin/comments/lnct14/mmc_after_i_shotgun_my_self_in_carshering/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017376)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Mustard hairless famous landscape painting

If you flinch you didn't want to kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017377)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: avocado skinny woman yarmulke

exit bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45415999)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: lavender titillating stock car roast beef

Apple privacy polices wiped out $10B in quarterly FB revenue.

Google says they’ll implement the same policy that may wipe out another $15B

Advertisers are leaving Meta in mass

Users are leaving Facebook and Instagram in mass

Governments about to fine the shit out of Meta for everything

Wall Street realizing now that VR/meta verse is elaborate forcememing that consumers don’t want

Great timing, genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017423)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Pungent Pink Volcanic Crater Tanning Salon

really rude post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017427)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Mustard hairless famous landscape painting

The best part was Zuck saying he'd light as much money on fire for as long as it takes to forcememe the metaverse

Earnings estimates are way too high - revenue growth is going to be lower and expenses are going to be much higher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: sooty locale double fault

It's almost like they should have stuck to what got them there in the first place. User engagement on their platform + advertising. More users, more engagement, more revenue.

Less users, less engagement, less revenue but I guess this is beyond their thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Mustard hairless famous landscape painting

The problem is Tiktok is eating their lunch and they cannot purchase Tiktok, and creating an alternative will significantly cannibalize their existing products

They tried to ease this cannibalization by slamming together Reels and Instagram but this made the product a complete piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017540)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:23 PM
Author: sooty locale double fault

Someone get Taylor Lorenz on the line, we need the INSIDE SCOOP. This is her PURVIEW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017606)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:27 PM
Author: adventurous stage

Tik tok is competing for user attention but not ad dollars. videos of random people are a fundamentally different use case and demographic than instagram

I think Facebook used their q4 analyst call to get the antitrust regulators off their back. Google and apple’s control of android and iOS make them seem like the real monopolies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017635)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: sooty locale double fault

fundamentally better imho. Get the youth hooked on some shit. FB is all boomers. Haven't they bought all the junk on ebay they were ever going to buy? SC and TT creating dat FOMO for the youngs to $$$$$pend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017644)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: adventurous stage

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028490&forum_id=2#43942195

to be clear, im unhappy with the current return by i dont feel even a little stupid. in im tempted to buy $50k more.

youre reciting talking points as though facebook isnt trading <15x ntm earnings vs 23x for the s&p 500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017489)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: Talented cruel-hearted market depressive

bu bu but whatsapp and workplace are free call options

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017534)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: adventurous stage

Do you think the s&p 500 will outperform Facebook over the next 5 years beginning today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017625)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:27 PM
Author: Talented cruel-hearted market depressive

hmmm no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017632)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:29 PM
Author: adventurous stage

Me neither

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017650)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: cracking fortuitous meteor resort

Pretty amazing stock graph dating to exactly this poast lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: pearly property electric furnace

at least op didn't buy on feb 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017457)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling irate spot pervert

i furking sold my last ones today for a loss and just bought NVDA and TSlA

and like a moron i sold too early so looks like wash sale, if i had waited a week wld be ok, fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017503)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:18 PM
Author: orange crotch

I don't really understand this kind of purchase. Couldn't you spend $10,000 in option premiums and get the same exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017561)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling irate spot pervert

236 was right after FB tanked on earnings, it was down like 25% and seemed a decent chance it cld be an easy 10% rebound

BUT entire market has been shit since then, FB actually hasnt gone down that much compared to some of this other garbage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017569)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: adventurous stage

What if I don’t have lots of conviction on timing and implied vol on Facebook options were exceedingly high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017861)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: amber odious rigpig halford

why can't you sell for at least a month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017579)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: underhanded diverse home

trading restrictions from employer most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017594)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: adventurous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017653)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling irate spot pervert

he cant write off his massive loss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017620)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: avocado skinny woman yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45416000)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:37 PM
Author: adventurous stage

Question for anyone that happens to know about how digital advertising works.

Facebook seems like dead money for the next few months. But I also suspect management sandbagged their revenue guidance.

is there a way for hedge funds to predict Facebook’s revenue ahead of earnings using other data? Like maybe surveys of ad agencies that actually buy ads on behalf of companies?

If so, I suppose we might see a rally as soon as it becomes obvious Facebook’s death was exaggerated and it’s actually not bleeding ad $$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017690)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: Mustard hairless famous landscape painting

Yes. You can pull CPM data from private companies on the platform trying to put ads on the platform

These aggregators then sell this data to hedge funds

see: app annie

One thing people haven't mentioned is how many companies buying ads on Facebook are reliant on QE funny money and could disappear if funding dries up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017696)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: adventurous stage

thats what i thought thanks.

i feel like advertising would be one of the last expenses a firm would cut back on tough times. i'm more worried about advertisers switching to google if facebook can't target or measure the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44018254)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: Talented cruel-hearted market depressive

pls call it META ty

- management

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017739)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: pearly property electric furnace

(metamate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44017813)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Disgusting haunting tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44108610)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:23 PM
Author: adventurous stage

I sold @ 189.80 last night after hitting maximum pain. Now it’s $196.

I’m actually going to off myself if I sold at the trough. I pride myself on being stoic and cool. Mark zuckerberg has broken me as a human being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44108549)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Hateful Comical Hairy Legs Trailer Park

Sorry man I’ve been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44108557)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling irate spot pervert

dood u can put it back into many other tech shit like NVDA, AMD, TSLA and make back a lot of ur loss... everything is down right now

shit u only had like a 20% loss? thats nothin nigga, u can easily maek that shit back, go TSM or GFS or NIGGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44108573)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:31 PM
Author: adventurous stage

I went like 80% into SOXL during April 2020. I know semiconductors they’re crazy cyclical. I’m way too scared for that shit now. Plus the second I hit buy on TSM I’m getting a WSJ news alert that says “China invades Taiwan” and then I’ll be poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#44108622)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: adventurous stage

I have a two digit IQ and deserve to be crucified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45398151)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: wine national

how are you going to spend your $40,000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45398161)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: ruby parlor hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45398166)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: adventurous stage

Cardboard boxes to sleep in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45398330)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Green dashing codepig

OP = boor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45398167)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: adventurous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45415936)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:22 PM
Author: Hateful Comical Hairy Legs Trailer Park

Sorry op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45415997)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Pungent Pink Volcanic Crater Tanning Salon

if it makes you feel better, I'm pretty sure CSLG bought a ton of SOL at like $150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45416005)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 10:32 PM
Author: adventurous stage

Yes. This will make me feel better while blowing dick for crack.

My life is in shambles. Fuck mark zuckerberg and his retarded metaverse fever dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45417040)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: electric brass native

forget the presidential elections, russia buying $100K of nonsense ads in 2016 crippled several of americas largest corporations. it is beautiful.

turned FB from something that used to allow easy targeting of ads to people who were actually interested in them, into a giant pain in the ass system of targeting no one with ads that don't deliver.

amazing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45417119)



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Date: November 1st, 2022 1:10 AM
Author: Talented cruel-hearted market depressive

sell and buy a blue submariner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45417570)



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Date: November 1st, 2022 1:24 AM
Author: poppy appetizing boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#45417597)



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Date: February 2nd, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: adventurous stage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#47358253)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: adventurous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#48598626)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Thriller private investor area

now that NVIDIA is down this is probably the best performing stock, good job OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#48598640)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: adventurous stage

Reminder: you could have made this trade with ~10 swipes of your thumb a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#48602938)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: adventurous stage

Flirting with $800

Mark Zuckerberg continues to sexually violate his haters with a spiked bat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2],#49144327)