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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Buck-toothed pale location
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
burgundy dashing sanctuary
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Buck-toothed pale location
  04/14/22
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Smoky church building
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
irradiated tanning salon
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Buck-toothed pale location
  04/14/22
...
irradiated tanning salon
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Pink keepsake machete nursing home
  04/14/22
...
ultramarine stirring gaping
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Heady abode turdskin
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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Buck-toothed pale location
  04/28/22
...
Buck-toothed pale location
  07/04/23
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ultramarine stirring gaping
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Hideous Brunch Goal In Life
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Gay gaped idea he suggested
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Buck-toothed pale location
  04/27/24
?
Gay gaped idea he suggested
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Buck-toothed pale location
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Gay gaped idea he suggested
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Buck-toothed pale location
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Gay gaped idea he suggested
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
wine trip puppy
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Gay gaped idea he suggested
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
wine trip puppy
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
lemon titillating yarmulke
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Henna Tripping Pozpig Trailer Park
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Bull headed sable space
  04/24/26
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lascivious magical shrine wrinkle
  04/27/24
180
Milky Native Azn
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Heady abode turdskin
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Milky Native Azn
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
wine trip puppy
  04/27/24
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Saffron bearded forum
  04/27/24
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lascivious magical shrine wrinkle
  10/08/24
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Beady-eyed therapy
  10/08/24
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gold parlour background story
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Passionate Bonkers Site Personal Credit Line
  06/06/24
...
Big cyan jewess
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
boyish ivory windowlicker
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Bateful underhanded kitchen dog poop
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
boyish ivory windowlicker
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Bateful underhanded kitchen dog poop
  06/06/24
...
Cheese-eating tank
  04/24/26
...
Beady-eyed therapy
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Buck-toothed pale location
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Buck-toothed pale location
  09/14/25
...
Dead legend spot
  03/31/26
flame?
Mahogany school
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Buck-toothed pale location
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Fuchsia Fear-inspiring Plaza Candlestick Maker
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Arousing embarrassed to the bone feces
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Fuchsia Fear-inspiring Plaza Candlestick Maker
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Galvanic light wagecucks goyim
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Cheese-eating tank
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pale location

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: burgundy dashing sanctuary

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pale location

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Smoky church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: irradiated tanning salon

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pale location

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: irradiated tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Pink keepsake machete nursing home

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: ultramarine stirring gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Heady abode turdskin

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Buck-toothed pale location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pale location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: ultramarine stirring gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Hideous Brunch Goal In Life

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Gay gaped idea he suggested

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pale location

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Gay gaped idea he suggested

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pale location

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Gay gaped idea he suggested

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pale location

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Gay gaped idea he suggested

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: wine trip puppy

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Gay gaped idea he suggested

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: wine trip puppy

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: lemon titillating yarmulke

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Henna Tripping Pozpig Trailer Park

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Bull headed sable space

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: lascivious magical shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Milky Native Azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Heady abode turdskin

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Milky Native Azn

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: wine trip puppy

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Saffron bearded forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: lascivious magical shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: gold parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Passionate Bonkers Site Personal Credit Line

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Big cyan jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: boyish ivory windowlicker

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Bateful underhanded kitchen dog poop

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: boyish ivory windowlicker

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Bateful underhanded kitchen dog poop

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Cheese-eating tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pale location

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pale location

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Dead legend spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Mahogany school

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pale location

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Fuchsia Fear-inspiring Plaza Candlestick Maker

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Arousing embarrassed to the bone feces

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Fuchsia Fear-inspiring Plaza Candlestick Maker

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Galvanic light wagecucks goyim

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Cheese-eating tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50021007)