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I just turned 42, what should I do for my girlfriend's 25th birhday

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my...
galvanic garrison
  06/15/26
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Flushed bipolar pistol
  06/16/26
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  06/17/26
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claret charismatic point
  06/15/26
She loves my average penis.
galvanic garrison
  06/15/26
Ask her why she's a gold digging whore. Ask her to babysit ...
claret charismatic point
  06/15/26
My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anyt...
galvanic garrison
  06/15/26
does she pick the movies or do you
Chestnut buck-toothed corn cake kitchen
  06/15/26
We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each ot...
galvanic garrison
  06/15/26
No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it fo...
Very Tactful Candlestick Maker Legend
  06/15/26
Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still ...
galvanic garrison
  06/15/26
How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?
Very Tactful Candlestick Maker Legend
  06/15/26
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twisted generalized bond
  06/16/26
wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good
Spectacular lettuce
  06/15/26
Criminally underappreciated, 180 post
Painfully honest mad cow disease
  06/16/26
Very sad thread.
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  06/15/26
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Anal motley fanboi
  06/15/26
do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wi...
Spectacular lettuce
  06/15/26
She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked lik...
galvanic garrison
  06/15/26
You are repulsive.
claret charismatic point
  06/15/26
happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highl...
Spectacular lettuce
  06/15/26
What an absolutely psychotic thing to say
Very Tactful Candlestick Maker Legend
  06/15/26
what, this? -- Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: cali...
Spectacular lettuce
  06/15/26
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Fuchsia immigrant
  06/16/26
say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish
Orchid station
  06/16/26
lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level
Brilliant messiness
  06/16/26
I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all t...
ruddy mischievous address international law enforcement agency
  06/16/26
paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. pr...
Trip Double Fault
  06/16/26
nitrous
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  06/15/26
That's really bad for you. I would never.
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  06/15/26
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  06/15/26
2cb/2ci
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  06/15/26
Welcome back gunneratttt
ruddy mischievous address international law enforcement agency
  06/16/26
...
Plum dragon jap
  06/16/26
How often do you get your kids?
Thriller Patrolman Theater Stage
  06/16/26
50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives ...
galvanic garrison
  06/16/26
kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck yo...
Spectacular lettuce
  06/16/26
180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.
Thriller Patrolman Theater Stage
  06/16/26
...
Spectacular lettuce
  06/16/26
How much money did she settle for
ruddy mischievous address international law enforcement agency
  06/16/26
That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it ...
Painfully honest mad cow disease
  06/16/26
This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even ...
Very Tactful Candlestick Maker Legend
  06/16/26
i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the ...
Chest-beating godawful locus background story
  06/16/26
I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes acros...
Spectacular lettuce
  06/16/26
he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????
Chest-beating godawful locus background story
  06/16/26
thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?
Spectacular lettuce
  06/16/26
His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flam...
Very Tactful Candlestick Maker Legend
  06/16/26
Unbelievable thread.
Splenetic Milky Locale Shitlib
  06/16/26
Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.
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  06/16/26
trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds
primrose partner
  06/16/26
buy some of disco fries' old coins for her
twisted generalized bond
  06/16/26
I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25
Anal motley fanboi
  06/16/26
You should date CSLG and he will treat you
Fuchsia immigrant
  06/17/26
Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC
Mildly Autistic Pisswyrm
  06/16/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: galvanic garrison

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my kids, and our 90lb rottweiler. Was super fun. She made us food, played with my kids, and we all hiked/went to the beach. For example, one day she made us eggs, bacon and pancakes for breakfast, and carne asada tacos for dinner. We just ate pbj for lunch.

I'm not sure what to do for her birthday. I'm thinking airbnb in big bear with her and the dog for a night. It's only a 2 hour drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941106)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: Flushed bipolar pistol

tattoo removal seems like the cr gift

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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: flesh market

lol

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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: ruddy mischievous address international law enforcement agency



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Anal motley fanboi



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Bateful onyx sandwich french chef



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Fuchsia immigrant



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Medicated alcoholic deer antler



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: claret charismatic point

Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you needle dick her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941111)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: galvanic garrison

She loves my average penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941116)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: claret charismatic point

Ask her why she's a gold digging whore.

Ask her to babysit your kids since mom and dad are only interested in themselves.

Pay the bull extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941124)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: galvanic garrison

My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anything and she mostly supports herself. I just pay for a trip sometimes and when we do an occasional dinner. She mostly cooks for me and we stay in and watch movies, have sex, scuba dive, camp, walk the dog, go on drives, go to the beach, and hike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941133)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Chestnut buck-toothed corn cake kitchen

does she pick the movies or do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941136)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: galvanic garrison

We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each other movies or we pick whatever horror/thriller is new. The last few movies we watched were Annabel Creation, The Crow (new), Don't Breach, and Hush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941148)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Very Tactful Candlestick Maker Legend

No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it for anything else. You're hideous and have put your rancid personality and sociopathic core on display on XO. You have no redeeming features aside from money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941138)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: galvanic garrison

Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still pays all her own bills, so I'm not sure what she is getting out of it besides this handsome guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941155)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Very Tactful Candlestick Maker Legend

How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941157)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: twisted generalized bond



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Spectacular lettuce

wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941174)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Painfully honest mad cow disease

Criminally underappreciated, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942248)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Sinister high-end church digit ratio

Very sad thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941119)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Anal motley fanboi



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Spectacular lettuce

do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wife (or ex-wife?) know that? is she dating someone new yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941125)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: galvanic garrison

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941135)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: claret charismatic point

You are repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941146)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Spectacular lettuce

happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highly intelligent. we should all be so lucky. is he a younger dude?

does she lurk on xo? what would happen if she saw the sentence "My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941147)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Very Tactful Candlestick Maker Legend

What an absolutely psychotic thing to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941149)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Spectacular lettuce

what, this?

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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM

Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941135

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941168)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia immigrant



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Orchid station

say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942275)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Brilliant messiness

lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942804)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: ruddy mischievous address international law enforcement agency

I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all the chess they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942814)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Trip Double Fault

paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942819)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: stirring community account parlour

nitrous

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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: galvanic garrison

That's really bad for you. I would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941158)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: stirring community account parlour

pussy

wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a senile old man and abandoning ur kids if ur not gonna do poppers like steve-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941166)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Cowardly Citrine Theater Internal Respiration

2cb/2ci

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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:14 AM
Author: ruddy mischievous address international law enforcement agency

Welcome back gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49941686)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: Plum dragon jap



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: Thriller Patrolman Theater Stage

How often do you get your kids?

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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: galvanic garrison

50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives up time with them so she can travel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942179)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Spectacular lettuce

kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck your client/witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942186)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Thriller Patrolman Theater Stage

180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942188)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Spectacular lettuce



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: ruddy mischievous address international law enforcement agency

How much money did she settle for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942419)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Painfully honest mad cow disease

That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it cool while making her feel special. A diamond ring worth about 60 months' salary is about right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942247)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Very Tactful Candlestick Maker Legend

This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even sure if it’s real cslg fully dropping the mask or a parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942437)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: Chest-beating godawful locus background story

i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the line in the initial thread about his daughter saying his gf is her new mommy now or whatever was flaem

i reacted earnestly to it if you ready the subthread wasteland i started in that thread. embarrassing for me

also, there is no possible way CSLG or anyone could believe the girl he's been poasting pics of is .... nvm not even worth saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942449)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Spectacular lettuce

I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes across that way but he's Actually Like That

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942455)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating godawful locus background story

he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942471)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Spectacular lettuce

thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942478)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Very Tactful Candlestick Maker Legend

His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flame or humor. All he can do is post shameless self promotion. It seems he was trying to mimic humans for a while but now he is going to stop pretending and go full kike. This is really who this sociopathic ratface is inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49943135)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Splenetic Milky Locale Shitlib

Unbelievable thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942440)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: sienna exciting bbw karate

Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942441)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: primrose partner

trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942442)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: twisted generalized bond

buy some of disco fries' old coins for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942445)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Anal motley fanboi

I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942541)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Fuchsia immigrant

You should date CSLG and he will treat you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49943765)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Pisswyrm

Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2],#49942837)