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Date: June 9th, 2013 3:43 AM Author: Violent alcoholic mad-dog skullcap milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277053&forum_id=2],#23357859) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:04 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) The New York Times Modern Love | Guest Essay By Evan39 May 3, 2025
Whose Ejaculate Is It, Anyway? He said it during brunch.
Between an overripe mango Bellini and the cold, wet slap of self-awareness. "My cum belongs to you."
I nodded, not out of agreement but inertia. At 38, I have learned to let declaratives pass through me like sunlight through a dust-filled window in a Denver studio apartment.
There was a time I would’ve blushed. A time I believed “belonging” meant something. A time I hadn’t yet Googled whether sexual possessives could be enforced in mediation.
His name was Dylan. Or Tyler. Or perhaps a third man wearing a backward hat and oatmilk ambition.
He said it like a vow. Like an offering. Like a man who had never truly understood the implications of gift law.
I remember staring at the eggs. They were cold. He was warm. The line between irony and intimacy had dissolved like a mint in spit.
And I realized: He didn’t mean me. He meant anyone. Who would pretend to need it. Who would pretend it mattered.
So I smiled. And said, “Great. I’ll invoice you quarterly.”
About the Author Evan39 is currently in pre-litigation with his own reflection. His new book, “I’m Not Lonely, I’m Just Not Being Asked the Right Questions,” is forthcoming from Shambhala Legal Press. |
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