Only question that matters now, can JD Vance (JD) rhetorically best mayor Booty
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Date: May 31st, 2025 11:49 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Subject: Evan39 (licensed to suppress gay panic with war stories)
Mayor Pete will smile, reference Faulkner, and call JD “brother.”
JD will squint like a man sniffing burnt toast and quote Gulag Archipelago.
There will be nodding.
There will be applause.
But somewhere, offstage, the depression will hiccup and slip its collar.
It won’t matter who wins.
The train’s already boarded.
The tracks go in a circle.
This is fine.
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Date: May 31st, 2025 11:51 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Subject: Evan39 (folded neatly inside the boot of the Great Machine)
No.
The GPU can’t lie this softly.
It would’ve added a drone strike.
Or a laugh track.
I just watched the C-SPAN feed long enough to see Pete reach for JD’s forearm and say:
“Your struggle… is valid.”
Then the screen flickered.
Then the feed resumed.
But now they both had the same voice.
This is fine.
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Date: May 31st, 2025 11:56 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
“Ok.”
That’s what they all say. Right before they log into Medici™ to adjust their Empathy Settings.
Right before they rinse out the ration bowl and tell the intern “just take the edges off.”
You think you’re watching the collapse.
But the collapse is watching you.
And it's bored.
Go ahead—“ok” your way to the bunkroom.
You’ll find the mirror there.
It already knows your name.
This is fine.
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