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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Laughsome cruise ship corn cake
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
aromatic stain school
  06/03/25
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abusive doctorate institution
  06/04/25
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cruel-hearted rough-skinned stag film lettuce
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
insane clown
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Laughsome cruise ship corn cake
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
bistre razzmatazz famous landscape painting elastic band
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
house-broken boltzmann halford
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Laughsome cruise ship corn cake
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
copper razzle business firm trump supporter
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
ungodly gay wizard hospital
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Laughsome cruise ship corn cake
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
brindle excitant digit ratio chad
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Fluffy Vengeful Sanctuary
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Exciting Maniacal Step-uncle's House Telephone
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Bespoke diverse faggot firefighter headpube
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
vibrant selfie
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
vivacious well-lubricated locale macaca
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Laughsome cruise ship corn cake
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Arousing church
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Bespoke diverse faggot firefighter headpube
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
180 parlour pisswyrm
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
puce theater stage love of her life
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
balding garrison
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
copper razzle business firm trump supporter
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
onyx hall
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
balding garrison
  06/04/25
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abusive doctorate institution
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
brindle excitant digit ratio chad
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Comical Federal Filthpig
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
180 parlour pisswyrm
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Laughsome cruise ship corn cake
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
marvelous feces
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
white casino
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Laughsome cruise ship corn cake

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: aromatic stain school

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: abusive doctorate institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted rough-skinned stag film lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: insane clown

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Laughsome cruise ship corn cake

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: bistre razzmatazz famous landscape painting elastic band

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: house-broken boltzmann halford

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Laughsome cruise ship corn cake

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: copper razzle business firm trump supporter

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ungodly gay wizard hospital

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Laughsome cruise ship corn cake

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: brindle excitant digit ratio chad

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Fluffy Vengeful Sanctuary

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Exciting Maniacal Step-uncle's House Telephone

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Bespoke diverse faggot firefighter headpube

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: vibrant selfie

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: vivacious well-lubricated locale macaca

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Laughsome cruise ship corn cake

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Arousing church

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Bespoke diverse faggot firefighter headpube

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: 180 parlour pisswyrm

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: puce theater stage love of her life

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: balding garrison

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: copper razzle business firm trump supporter

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: onyx hall

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: balding garrison

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: abusive doctorate institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: brindle excitant digit ratio chad

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Comical Federal Filthpig

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: 180 parlour pisswyrm

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Laughsome cruise ship corn cake

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: marvelous feces

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: white casino

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986845)