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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Sapphire mind-boggling rigpig weed whacker
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
poppy laughsome indian lodge
  06/03/25
...
Vengeful awkward pervert
  06/04/25
...
costumed boistinker spot
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Naked dashing international law enforcement agency heaven
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Sapphire mind-boggling rigpig weed whacker
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Coral aromatic corner
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
bull headed faggotry
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Sapphire mind-boggling rigpig weed whacker
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Sienna Point Prole
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
galvanic sickened rigor
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Sapphire mind-boggling rigpig weed whacker
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Glittery Ebony Ceo
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Sexy abnormal boltzmann selfie
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Hairraiser Chad Parlor
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Underhanded center filthpig
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Exhilarant field codepig
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Appetizing opaque turdskin
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Sapphire mind-boggling rigpig weed whacker
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
cream therapy
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Underhanded center filthpig
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
big internal respiration
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Curious Flesh Gaping
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
exciting fighting partner
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Sienna Point Prole
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
lilac lascivious electric furnace jap
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
exciting fighting partner
  06/04/25
...
Vengeful awkward pervert
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Glittery Ebony Ceo
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
chrome mad cow disease blood rage
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
big internal respiration
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Sapphire mind-boggling rigpig weed whacker
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Aggressive space
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Narrow-minded institution laser beams
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Sapphire mind-boggling rigpig weed whacker

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: poppy laughsome indian lodge

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Vengeful awkward pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: costumed boistinker spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Naked dashing international law enforcement agency heaven

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Sapphire mind-boggling rigpig weed whacker

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Coral aromatic corner

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: bull headed faggotry

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Sapphire mind-boggling rigpig weed whacker

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Sienna Point Prole

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: galvanic sickened rigor

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Sapphire mind-boggling rigpig weed whacker

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Glittery Ebony Ceo

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Sexy abnormal boltzmann selfie

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser Chad Parlor

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Underhanded center filthpig

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant field codepig

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Appetizing opaque turdskin

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Sapphire mind-boggling rigpig weed whacker

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: cream therapy

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Underhanded center filthpig

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: big internal respiration

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Curious Flesh Gaping

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: exciting fighting partner

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Sienna Point Prole

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: lilac lascivious electric furnace jap

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: exciting fighting partner

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Vengeful awkward pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Glittery Ebony Ceo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: chrome mad cow disease blood rage

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: big internal respiration

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Sapphire mind-boggling rigpig weed whacker

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Aggressive space

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded institution laser beams

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986845)