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Luis convincing his client 28 years in prison is actually pretty chill

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Ebony Crotch Digit Ratio
  07/05/25
"just spread ur cheeks & doobsmaxx day one"
Titillating Sexy Range People Who Are Hurt
  07/05/25
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Arrogant ticket booth ladyboy
  07/05/25
Haven’t pled anyone out to a sentence longer than 10-1...
Umber shivering theatre candlestick maker
  07/05/25
Why are your cases getting kookier?
pink filthpig
  07/05/25
I’m gay Stick around long enough as a public defen...
Umber shivering theatre candlestick maker
  07/05/25
"3 square meals and a bed, no more worries about paying...
Medicated Haunted Graveyard
  07/05/25
I think I would rather be summarily executed than serve a se...
supple chad clown
  07/05/25
my more experienced clients tell me state prison is more ch...
Umber shivering theatre candlestick maker
  07/05/25
because county is meant for short-term stays and doesn't hav...
Cruel-hearted faggot firefighter nowag
  07/05/25
Yeah, they get pissed when they’re stuck in county for...
Umber shivering theatre candlestick maker
  07/05/25
I'm very pretty and people try to rape me to death if I even...
supple chad clown
  07/05/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3tUpPbpNB8&ab_channel=J...
Appetizing office
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White stead keepsake machete
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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Ebony Crotch Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074085)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Titillating Sexy Range People Who Are Hurt

"just spread ur cheeks & doobsmaxx day one"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074094)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Arrogant ticket booth ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074114)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Umber shivering theatre candlestick maker

Haven’t pled anyone out to a sentence longer than 10-11 years (sex cases) yet, but that will change soon now that my cases are getting kookier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074097)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: pink filthpig

Why are your cases getting kookier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074121)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Umber shivering theatre candlestick maker

I’m gay

Stick around long enough as a public defender and they start giving you murder cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074396)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Medicated Haunted Graveyard

"3 square meals and a bed, no more worries about paying rent to jewish overlords brother, and boipussy is getting very advanced these days"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074117)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: supple chad clown

I think I would rather be summarily executed than serve a sentence or more than three or four days or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074398)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Umber shivering theatre candlestick maker

my more experienced clients tell me state prison is more chill than doing time in the local county jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074404)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted faggot firefighter nowag

because county is meant for short-term stays and doesn't have the "amenities" of a long-term resort like a state prison

source: i'm benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074415)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Umber shivering theatre candlestick maker

Yeah, they get pissed when they’re stuck in county for a year because the crime isnt serious enough for state prison but their record is too shitty for a shorter sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074432)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: supple chad clown

I'm very pretty and people try to rape me to death if I even just go outside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074466)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Appetizing office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3tUpPbpNB8&ab_channel=Juvenile-Topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074406)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: White stead keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2],#49074468)