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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Kink-friendly field hominid
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
big glassy pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Kink-friendly field hominid
  07/26/25
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Wine Piazza Laser Beams
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turquoise diverse trump supporter juggernaut
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
glittery heaven black woman
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Kink-friendly field hominid
  07/26/25
At a bar
contagious abode pervert
  07/26/25
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Wine Piazza Laser Beams
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Hateful center really tough guy
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appetizing idiot
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  07/27/25
Not hygienic
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big glassy pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Excitant Weed Whacker Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Kink-friendly field hominid
  07/26/25
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big glassy pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Excitant Weed Whacker Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Wine Piazza Laser Beams
  07/26/25
I know what to say
spectacular haunting friendly grandma
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Kink-friendly field hominid
  07/27/25
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French nursing home clown
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Boyish parlor
  07/26/25
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Wine Piazza Laser Beams
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Passionate Violet Hall Toilet Seat
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Hateful center really tough guy
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Swollen talented site dingle berry
  07/26/25
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Swashbuckling fuchsia selfie giraffe
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Onyx legend
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Hateful center really tough guy
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Kink-friendly field hominid
  07/26/25
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big glassy pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
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vengeful casino
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
big glassy pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Lascivious national mexican
  07/26/25
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Wine Piazza Laser Beams
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Bonkers fanboi gas station
  07/26/25
which dad tp
learning disabled snowy kitty cat rigor
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Chartreuse Mewling Lodge Tattoo
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Kink-friendly field hominid

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: big glassy pisswyrm haunted graveyard

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Kink-friendly field hominid

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Wine Piazza Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: turquoise diverse trump supporter juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: glittery heaven black woman

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly field hominid

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: contagious abode pervert

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Wine Piazza Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: out-of-control incel forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Wild frum state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle tantric police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Cerise Trip Spot Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: olive magical place of business skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Tan Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Kink-friendly field hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fuchsia selfie giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Hateful center really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: self-centered charismatic hospital striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: appetizing idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy ebony church building hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Painfully honest coral jap sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: vivacious angry locale

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: big glassy pisswyrm haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Excitant Weed Whacker Mad-dog Skullcap

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly field hominid

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: big glassy pisswyrm haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Excitant Weed Whacker Mad-dog Skullcap

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Wine Piazza Laser Beams

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: spectacular haunting friendly grandma

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Kink-friendly field hominid

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: French nursing home clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Boyish parlor

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Wine Piazza Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Passionate Violet Hall Toilet Seat

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Hateful center really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Swollen talented site dingle berry

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fuchsia selfie giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Onyx legend

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Hateful center really tough guy

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Kink-friendly field hominid

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: big glassy pisswyrm haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: vengeful casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: big glassy pisswyrm haunted graveyard

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Lascivious national mexican

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Wine Piazza Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Bonkers fanboi gas station

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: learning disabled snowy kitty cat rigor

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mewling Lodge Tattoo

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134975)