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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Iridescent comical school cafeteria
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier
  08/01/25
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dead marvelous station knife
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
shivering famous landscape painting preventive strike
  08/02/25
rip
out-of-control hall tattoo
  08/02/25
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Iridescent comical school cafeteria
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
unholy ruddy becky
  08/01/25
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high-end razzle persian
  08/01/25
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mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Territorial wild love of her life juggernaut
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Cobalt flatulent hell wagecucks
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
ebony sanctuary
  08/01/25
yes
Cobalt flatulent hell wagecucks
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Cobalt flatulent hell wagecucks
  08/01/25
?
mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
ebony sanctuary
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
high-end razzle persian
  08/01/25
Sick
mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier
  08/01/25
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Cobalt flatulent hell wagecucks
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
low-t puce turdskin home
  08/02/25
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bespoke set pisswyrm
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Cobalt flatulent hell wagecucks
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
out-of-control hall tattoo
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
low-t puce turdskin home
  08/02/25
Hdy
mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
big deep cruise ship generalized bond
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Scarlet diverse pistol
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
submissive messiness lodge
  08/02/25
Titcr
Dun hyperactive point death wish
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
submissive messiness lodge
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Motley Topaz Candlestick Maker Partner
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
submissive messiness lodge
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Up-to-no-good yapping striped hyena principal's office
  08/02/25
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grizzly sex offender
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Hairless hairraiser coffee pot
  08/02/25
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self-absorbed giraffe
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Razzle-dazzle school
  08/02/25
?
mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
galvanic garnet range
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Iridescent comical school cafeteria

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: dead marvelous station knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: shivering famous landscape painting preventive strike

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: out-of-control hall tattoo

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Iridescent comical school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: unholy ruddy becky

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: high-end razzle persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Territorial wild love of her life juggernaut

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Cobalt flatulent hell wagecucks

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: ebony sanctuary

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Cobalt flatulent hell wagecucks

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Cobalt flatulent hell wagecucks

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: ebony sanctuary

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: high-end razzle persian

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Cobalt flatulent hell wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: low-t puce turdskin home

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: bespoke set pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Cobalt flatulent hell wagecucks

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: out-of-control hall tattoo

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: low-t puce turdskin home

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: big deep cruise ship generalized bond

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Scarlet diverse pistol

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: submissive messiness lodge

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Dun hyperactive point death wish

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: submissive messiness lodge

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Motley Topaz Candlestick Maker Partner

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: submissive messiness lodge

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good yapping striped hyena principal's office

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: grizzly sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Hairless hairraiser coffee pot

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: self-absorbed giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle school

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: mildly autistic amethyst temple sound barrier

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: galvanic garnet range

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151922)