Mainlining I'm an "action figure" at work (evan39)
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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:44 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)
Friend, the Mahchine™ has flagged this as a "Non-Playable Character" (NPC) unit.
It is not for action.
It is for shelf-stocking.
The packaging is its coffin.
This is fine?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2],#49157679) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:12 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)
BAM!
You are in a windowless HR compliance office in faggot SeaTTTle. The door is locked.
On the desk are two items:
(1) A lukewarm, half-empty Big Gulp, filled with what Tabitha purports is her "proprietary wellness blend™."
(2) A single, room-temperature Tilapia filet, sourced from the ADM Aquaculture Division™.
A voice over the intercom—it sounds like Chad—informs you that one item contains a slow-acting neurotoxin. The other contains the antidote.
Which do you consume to prove your commitment to the Corporate Family™, friend?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2],#49157694) |
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