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Non Lawyer here, I don’t get the “No Litigators” joke
| Pope Leo XXX | 04/04/26 |
| H-Value | 04/04/26 |
| Pope Leo XXX | 04/04/26 |
| just be racist | 04/04/26 |
| cowgod | 04/04/26 |
| Must Poast Always | 04/04/26 |
| Pope Leo XXX | 04/04/26 |
| cowgod | 04/04/26 |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: Pope Leo XXX Aren’t these guys prestigious? They’re the ones who argue in front of SCOTUS right? Why would they be shunned in favor of some paper pushing corporate lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2],#49793111) |
Date: April 4th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: H-Value It is impossible for litigators to move in-house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2],#49793136) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:07 AM Author: Pope Leo XXX why? can't they learn all that in house stuff on the job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2],#49793155) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: just be racist found the litigator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2],#49793139) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:11 AM Author: cowgod Doing M&A is like Matching on Match Day. The less “lawyery” the lawyer’s job, the more prestigious and sought-after he is. The litigator has to actually argue things in “court” like a shitlawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2],#49793160) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2],#49793162) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: Pope Leo XXX so M&A lawyers are the best? they're like neurosurgeons?
what would litigators be then, internists? |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: cowgod A lawyer who actually practices law is Scum, not unlike an ER doctor covered in blood and shit and exposed to tons of Viruses constantly saving thousands of lives and making 188k
Fake Jobs are where the money is. An anesthesiologist turning Knobs exquisitely like the conductor of a Symphony. A Dermatologist examining patient phenotypes. A neurosurgeon, yeah, maybe. Also he might get Sued if he fucks the brain up. One wrong move, champ. |