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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Bearded exciting home
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contagious pearl trailer park
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
out-of-control rebellious shrine
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Bearded exciting home
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
contagious pearl trailer park
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Bearded exciting home
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
carmine excitant pit
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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Diverse philosopher-king famous landscape painting
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Flesh Passionate Nursing Home Coldplay Fan
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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electric ape
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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electric ape
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Bearded exciting home
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
out-of-control rebellious shrine
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
electric ape
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Bearded exciting home
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
electric ape
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Bearded exciting home
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
electric ape
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Bearded exciting home
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
electric ape
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Bearded exciting home
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
electric ape
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Bearded exciting home
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Bearded exciting home
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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violet sickened field immigrant
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
curious rigor
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Bearded exciting home
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
Idiotic provocative stage
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sadistic elite ratface senate
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
charismatic office potus
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Aromatic tanning salon
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
underhanded irradiated kitty cat
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This needs a vocaroo
effete church ladyboy
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Lawman8 weeping
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electric ape
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Zippy Beady-eyed Generalized Bond Step-uncle's House
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: contagious pearl trailer park



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: out-of-control rebellious shrine

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: contagious pearl trailer park

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: carmine excitant pit

(((crows)))

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle puce kitty fanboi

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Bright motley piazza mediation



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: salmon adulterous institution wrinkle



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Bateful filthpig garrison



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Nofapping cerebral base



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: effete church ladyboy

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Flesh Passionate Nursing Home Coldplay Fan



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Stimulating wagecucks



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Flesh Passionate Nursing Home Coldplay Fan



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Stirring National Messiness

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Bright motley piazza mediation



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Diverse philosopher-king famous landscape painting



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Flesh Passionate Nursing Home Coldplay Fan



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Frum whorehouse depressive

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Razzle Theater Stage



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: salmon adulterous institution wrinkle



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: electric ape



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: electric ape



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: out-of-control rebellious shrine

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: electric ape

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: electric ape

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: electric ape

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: electric ape

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: electric ape

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: violet sickened field immigrant

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: violet sickened field immigrant



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: curious rigor

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Idiotic provocative stage

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: sadistic elite ratface senate



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: charismatic office potus

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Metal hall stock car

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Aromatic tanning salon



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: sadistic elite ratface senate

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: underhanded irradiated kitty cat

lol johnsmeyer

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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: effete church ladyboy

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle puce kitty fanboi

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: zombie-like box office love of her life

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: electric ape



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: curious rigor

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Zippy Beady-eyed Generalized Bond Step-uncle's House



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Bearded exciting home

Nice bump. It remains true

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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