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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
arousing travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Overrated Motley Base
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Idiotic Death Wish School Cafeteria
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Galvanic copper locale
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Electric territorial chapel
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Stirring rose dingle berry factory reset button
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Hateful cruise ship
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
vivacious translucent twinkling uncleanness wrinkle
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Lime hairraiser gaping old irish cottage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
bronze fear-inspiring sanctuary
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
dead stain
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Beta Ruddy Abode Knife
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
odious roast beef
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
provocative primrose nursing home love of her life
  06/30/25
cr
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Lime hairraiser gaping old irish cottage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
startling black stage
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Beta Ruddy Abode Knife
  06/30/25
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Indecent Parlour
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
dead stain
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
provocative primrose nursing home love of her life
  06/30/25
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Yellow bawdyhouse sound barrier
  07/01/25
*bussy
sexy geriatric native
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Stirring rose dingle berry factory reset button
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Jade diverse hospital generalized bond
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
umber laughsome party of the first part round eye
  06/30/25
fuck
dead stain
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Jade diverse hospital generalized bond
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
arousing travel guidebook
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
dead stain
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
startling black stage
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
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passionate sinister hunting ground
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Poppy Mentally Impaired Home Black Woman
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
impertinent dark stag film
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
aphrodisiac alcoholic casino goyim
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
impertinent dark stag film
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Indecent Parlour
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
impertinent dark stag film
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Appetizing school
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
House-broken Place Of Business
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Violent Associate
  06/30/25
tcr
Indecent Parlour
  07/01/25
just jump
maize theater
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
...
Irradiated crimson indian lodge crotch
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
stimulating thirsty hairy legs box office
  06/30/25
wow
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Vengeful beady-eyed lay toaster
  06/30/25
JFC man
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
vivacious translucent twinkling uncleanness wrinkle
  06/30/25
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maize theater
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dead stain
  06/30/25
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Beta Ruddy Abode Knife
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thriller tattoo
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crusty arrogant turdskin feces
  06/30/25
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House-broken Place Of Business
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Violent Associate
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Poppy Mentally Impaired Home Black Woman
  06/30/25
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up-to-no-good emerald church
  07/01/25
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Yellow bawdyhouse sound barrier
  07/01/25
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Floppy Newt
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
aromatic infuriating university lettuce
  07/01/25
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bonkers exhilarant blood rage
  07/01/25
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Idiotic Death Wish School Cafeteria
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Electric territorial chapel
  06/30/25
bro
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
...
Violent Associate
  06/30/25
lol
Indecent Parlour
  07/01/25
...
Mind-boggling Pocket Flask
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
exciting ruby boistinker
  06/30/25
jfc
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Lime hairraiser gaping old irish cottage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
thriller tattoo
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
crusty arrogant turdskin feces
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Indecent Parlour
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
exciting ruby boistinker
  07/01/25
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aphrodisiac alcoholic casino goyim
  07/01/25
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crusty arrogant turdskin feces
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
bonkers exhilarant blood rage
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Bisexual coffee pot shrine
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
startling black stage
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
dead stain
  06/30/25
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narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
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talented kitchen
  07/01/25
lol
Indecent Parlour
  07/01/25
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maize theater
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
bull headed pisswyrm set
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Mauve Big Idiot Private Investor
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Haunting Station Personal Credit Line
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
bateful step-uncle's house keepsake machete
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
swollen national ladyboy
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
talented kitchen
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Soul-stirring Self-centered Dilemma Brethren
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Indecent Parlour
  07/01/25
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narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Yellow bawdyhouse sound barrier
  07/01/25
😟
titillating space
  07/01/25
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Concupiscible crackhouse
  07/01/25
holy shit
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
talented kitchen
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
White Ceo Rigor
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
bonkers exhilarant blood rage
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Stirring rose dingle berry factory reset button
  07/01/25
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narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
bonkers exhilarant blood rage
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
bonkers exhilarant blood rage
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
stimulating thirsty hairy legs box office
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Stirring rose dingle berry factory reset button
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Orange Pervert Nowag
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Yellow bawdyhouse sound barrier
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Comical property
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
...
stimulating thirsty hairy legs box office
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
bat-shit-crazy mother useless brakes
  07/06/25
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crusty arrogant turdskin feces
  07/06/25
lol
Indecent Parlour
  07/07/25
wow
narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: arousing travel guidebook

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Overrated Motley Base

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Idiotic Death Wish School Cafeteria

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Galvanic copper locale

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Electric territorial chapel

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Stirring rose dingle berry factory reset button

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Hateful cruise ship

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: vivacious translucent twinkling uncleanness wrinkle

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Lime hairraiser gaping old irish cottage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: bronze fear-inspiring sanctuary

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: dead stain

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Beta Ruddy Abode Knife

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: odious roast beef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: provocative primrose nursing home love of her life

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Lime hairraiser gaping old irish cottage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: startling black stage

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Beta Ruddy Abode Knife

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Indecent Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: dead stain

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: provocative primrose nursing home love of her life

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Yellow bawdyhouse sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: sexy geriatric native

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Stirring rose dingle berry factory reset button

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Jade diverse hospital generalized bond

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: umber laughsome party of the first part round eye

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: dead stain

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Jade diverse hospital generalized bond

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: arousing travel guidebook

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dead stain

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: startling black stage

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: passionate sinister hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Poppy Mentally Impaired Home Black Woman

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: impertinent dark stag film

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic casino goyim

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: impertinent dark stag film

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Indecent Parlour

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: impertinent dark stag film

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Appetizing school

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: House-broken Place Of Business

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Violent Associate

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Indecent Parlour

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: maize theater

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Irradiated crimson indian lodge crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: stimulating thirsty hairy legs box office

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Vengeful beady-eyed lay toaster

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: vivacious translucent twinkling uncleanness wrinkle

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: maize theater



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: dead stain



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Beta Ruddy Abode Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: thriller tattoo



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: crusty arrogant turdskin feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: House-broken Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Violent Associate

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Poppy Mentally Impaired Home Black Woman

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: up-to-no-good emerald church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Yellow bawdyhouse sound barrier



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Floppy Newt



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: aromatic infuriating university lettuce

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: bonkers exhilarant blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Idiotic Death Wish School Cafeteria



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Electric territorial chapel

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Violent Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Indecent Parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: exciting ruby boistinker

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Lime hairraiser gaping old irish cottage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: thriller tattoo

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: crusty arrogant turdskin feces

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Indecent Parlour

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: exciting ruby boistinker

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic casino goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: crusty arrogant turdskin feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: bonkers exhilarant blood rage

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bisexual coffee pot shrine

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: startling black stage

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: dead stain

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: talented kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Indecent Parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: maize theater



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: bull headed pisswyrm set

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Mauve Big Idiot Private Investor

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Haunting Station Personal Credit Line

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: bateful step-uncle's house keepsake machete

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: swollen national ladyboy

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: talented kitchen

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Self-centered Dilemma Brethren

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Indecent Parlour

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Yellow bawdyhouse sound barrier

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: titillating space

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible crackhouse



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: talented kitchen

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: White Ceo Rigor

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: bonkers exhilarant blood rage

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Stirring rose dingle berry factory reset button

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: bonkers exhilarant blood rage

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: bonkers exhilarant blood rage

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: stimulating thirsty hairy legs box office

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Stirring rose dingle berry factory reset button

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Orange Pervert Nowag

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Yellow bawdyhouse sound barrier

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Comical property

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: stimulating thirsty hairy legs box office



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy mother useless brakes

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: crusty arrogant turdskin feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Indecent Parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge antidepressant drug

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)