anyway, this bitch was up in that guy's kid's face kinda. he is a bitch for giving the ball back.

he didn't seem to be in the wrong here, and even if it was arguable, he was getting the ball for his son so he gets to keep it. why does this butch dyke with a grating accent need a baseball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49240481)

if this were just two adults, i wouldn't really care much either way. maybe i'd slightly lean toward the white karen if the dood was black, if i'm being honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49240612)

The kid was apparently approached and given a bag of goodies from the Marlins management

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49240451)

you know that Karen voted for Kamala

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49240502)

i lit a cig and blew the smoke directly into her fact until it was done. back in the good old days when you could smoke in venues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49241534)

The allusion to the waif and waif-poles in the last chapter but one, necessitates some account of the laws and regulations of the whale fishery, of which the waif may be deemed the grand symbol and badge.

It frequently happens that when several ships are cruising in company, a whale may be struck by one vessel, then escape, and be finally killed and captured by another vessel; and herein are indirectly comprised many minor contingencies, all partaking of this one grand feature. For example,—after a weary and perilous chase and capture of a whale, the body may get loose from the ship by reason of a violent storm; and drifting far away to leeward, be retaken by a second whaler, who, in a calm, snugly tows it alongside, without risk of life or line. Thus the most vexatious and violent disputes would often arise between the fishermen, were there not some written or unwritten, universal, undisputed law applicable to all cases.

Perhaps the only formal whaling code authorized by legislative enactment, was that of Holland. It was decreed by the States-General in A.D. 1695. But though no other nation has ever had any written whaling law, yet the American fishermen have been their own legislators and lawyers in this matter. They have provided a system which for terse comprehensiveness surpasses Justinian’s Pandects and the By-laws of the Chinese Society for the Suppression of Meddling with other People’s Business. Yes; these laws might be engraven on a Queen Anne’s farthing, or the barb of a harpoon, and worn round the neck, so small are they.

I. A Fast-Fish belongs to the party fast to it.

II. A Loose-Fish is fair game for anybody who can soonest catch it.

But what plays the mischief with this masterly code is the admirable brevity of it, which necessitates a vast volume of commentaries to expound it.

First: What is a Fast-Fish? Alive or dead a fish is technically fast, when it is connected with an occupied ship or boat, by any medium at all controllable by the occupant or occupants,—a mast, an oar, a nine-inch cable, a telegraph wire, or a strand of cobweb, it is all the same. Likewise a fish is technically fast when it bears a waif, or any other recognised symbol of possession; so long as the party waifing it plainly evince their ability at any time to take it alongside, as well as their intention so to do.

These are scientific commentaries; but the commentaries of the whalemen themselves sometimes consist in hard words and harder knocks—the Coke-upon-Littleton of the fist. True, among the more upright and honorable whalemen allowances are always made for peculiar cases, where it would be an outrageous moral injustice for one party to claim possession of a whale previously chased or killed by another party. But others are by no means so scrupulous.

Some fifty years ago there was a curious case of whale-trover litigated in England, wherein the plaintiffs set forth that after a hard chase of a whale in the Northern seas; and when indeed they (the plaintiffs) had succeeded in harpooning the fish; they were at last, through peril of their lives, obliged to forsake not only their lines, but their boat itself. Ultimately the defendants (the crew of another ship) came up with the whale, struck, killed, seized, and finally appropriated it before the very eyes of the plaintiffs. And when those defendants were remonstrated with, their captain snapped his fingers in the plaintiffs’ teeth, and assured them that by way of doxology to the deed he had done, he would now retain their line, harpoons, and boat, which had remained attached to the whale at the time of the seizure. Wherefore the plaintiffs now sued for the recovery of the value of their whale, line, harpoons, and boat.

Mr. Erskine was counsel for the defendants; Lord Ellenborough was the judge. In the course of the defence, the witty Erskine went on to illustrate his position, by alluding to a recent crim. con. case, wherein a gentleman, after in vain trying to bridle his wife’s viciousness, had at last abandoned her upon the seas of life; but in the course of years, repenting of that step, he instituted an action to recover possession of her. Erskine was on the other side; and he then supported it by saying, that though the gentleman had originally harpooned the lady, and had once had her fast, and only by reason of the great stress of her plunging viciousness, had at last abandoned her; yet abandon her he did, so that she became a loose-fish; and therefore when a subsequent gentleman re-harpooned her, the lady then became that subsequent gentleman’s property, along with whatever harpoon might have been found sticking in her.

Now in the present case Erskine contended that the examples of the whale and the lady were reciprocally illustrative of each other.

These pleadings, and the counter pleadings, being duly heard, the very learned judge in set terms decided, to wit,—That as for the boat, he awarded it to the plaintiffs, because they had merely abandoned it to save their lives; but that with regard to the controverted whale, harpoons, and line, they belonged to the defendants; the whale, because it was a Loose-Fish at the time of the final capture; and the harpoons and line because when the fish made off with them, it (the fish) acquired a property in those articles; and hence anybody who afterwards took the fish had a right to them. Now the defendants afterwards took the fish; ergo, the aforesaid articles were theirs.

A common man looking at this decision of the very learned Judge, might possibly object to it. But ploughed up to the primary rock of the matter, the two great principles laid down in the twin whaling laws previously quoted, and applied and elucidated by Lord Ellenborough in the above cited case; these two laws touching Fast-Fish and Loose-Fish, I say, will, on reflection, be found the fundamentals of all human jurisprudence; for notwithstanding its complicated tracery of sculpture, the Temple of the Law, like the Temple of the Philistines, has but two props to stand on.

Is it not a saying in every one’s mouth, Possession is half of the law: that is, regardless of how the thing came into possession? But often possession is the whole of the law. What are the sinews and souls of Russian serfs and Republican slaves but Fast-Fish, whereof possession is the whole of the law? What to the rapacious landlord is the widow’s last mite but a Fast-Fish? What is yonder undetected villain’s marble mansion with a door-plate for a waif; what is that but a Fast-Fish? What is the ruinous discount which Mordecai, the broker, gets from poor Woebegone, the bankrupt, on a loan to keep Woebegone’s family from starvation; what is that ruinous discount but a Fast-Fish? What is the Archbishop of Savesoul’s income of £100,000 seized from the scant bread and cheese of hundreds of thousands of broken-backed laborers (all sure of heaven without any of Savesoul’s help) what is that globular £100,000 but a Fast-Fish? What are the Duke of Dunder’s hereditary towns and hamlets but Fast-Fish? What to that redoubted harpooneer, John Bull, is poor Ireland, but a Fast-Fish? What to that apostolic lancer, Brother Jonathan, is Texas but a Fast-Fish? And concerning all these, is not Possession the whole of the law?

But if the doctrine of Fast-Fish be pretty generally applicable, the kindred doctrine of Loose-Fish is still more widely so. That is internationally and universally applicable.

What was America in 1492 but a Loose-Fish, in which Columbus struck the Spanish standard by way of waifing it for his royal master and mistress? What was Poland to the Czar? What Greece to the Turk? What India to England? What at last will Mexico be to the United States? All Loose-Fish.

What are the Rights of Man and the Liberties of the World but Loose-Fish? What all men’s minds and opinions but Loose-Fish? What is the principle of religious belief in them but a Loose-Fish? What to the ostentatious smuggling verbalists are the thoughts of thinkers but Loose-Fish? What is the great globe itself but a Loose-Fish? And what are you, reader, but a Loose-Fish and a Fast-Fish, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49240476)

no way a Trumpmo tries to hide behind his son and then caves

Fan’s 10yo son with tears in his eyes watches his dad and thinks “why won’t he fight back?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49240918)

https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1964394295307489684

keep derp derping, shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49241472)

In just a few decades we have warped the human animal so much that physically frail 50-something females are comfortable being violent aggressors while males instinctively react to them in genuine terror because they fear the social and legal repercussions if they were to use force to appropriately defend themselves

"The Longhouse" really is not a meme, it's completely real, and actually way worse than we all assume because we all live in a sort of unconscious optimistic coping denial about how bad it is. This shit is really gross and evil and has to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49240930)

https://x.com/Texas_jeep__guy/status/1964341458577567999

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49241107)

https://x.com/LucienWolfe111/status/1964238236236095836

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49241460)

https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1964394295307489684

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49241473)

https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1964394295307489684

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0LuMyAXIAAEjHU?format=jpg&name=900x900

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0LuMyBX0AAPzgC?format=jpg&name=medium

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0LyL_0W0AEwAq3?format=jpg&name=900x900

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0LyfU2WIAALqDk?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49241477)

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49241528)

If you took the list of every shitty thing people did in this country yesterday, she might not be in the top million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49241547)

Women don't belong in this space at all, ever, and they should respect the implicit rules when they come in.

This is my take on immigration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49241602)

The dissent would have focused on who invested the most effort it obtaining the ball, under the theory that we want balls picked up off the ground, and we want to reward people who invest in that enterprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49241609)

there are conflicting media reports on whether it's the woman doxxed on X...

https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-buzz/who-is-cheryl-richardson-wagner-phillies-karen-who-took-home-run-ball-from-kid-watch-article-152695988

https://www.hindustantimes.com/sports/us-sports/i-am-not-the-phillies-karen-cheryl-richardson-wagner-issues-statement-amid-ball-snatching-row-101757186793209.html

https://www.mensjournal.com/sports/cheryl-richardson-wagner-denies-being-angry-phillies-karen-in-viral-video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770309&forum_id=2],#49241627)