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TLS Ichiro Suzuki threw his bat once...then apologized afterward

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK LJL at Asians: "In addit...
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180 actually
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I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.
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  11/11/14
He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out the...
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  11/11/14
well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he ma...
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Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats...
Slate Aromatic Black Woman
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his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89
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He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more t...
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You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who...
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He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear ...
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Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots...
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Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. J...
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: Slate Aromatic Black Woman

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK

LJL at Asians:

"In addition to that wonderful little morsel of honesty, Suzuki also explained that he has great respect for the tools of his trade and the artists who craft them. He admitted to throwing a bat once, but said he immediately regretted it and wrote a letter to the man who made it, apologizing for the lapse in judgment.

Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the face, instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2],#26696108)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Cocky Sanctuary

180 actually

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: slippery locus background story

most honolabre 180!

*assumes karate stance*

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:06 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: house-broken irradiated laser beams hunting ground

I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Slate Aromatic Black Woman

He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out there that will give him a chance. Would be a surprise if he gets it done next season though.

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: house-broken irradiated laser beams hunting ground

well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he matches that, he will need 2 seasons.

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Slate Aromatic Black Woman

Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats last season. Not sure if that was due to injury or not being a bona fide starter anymore. It would probably be in his best interest to join a very offense-needy team instead of a contender if he wants a legitimate chance at 3,000 next year.

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: house-broken irradiated laser beams hunting ground

his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Cobalt kitchen

He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more than one more year and he wont be getting the money he is used to getting.

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: galvanic brindle famous landscape painting meetinghouse

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: primrose church faggotry

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: primrose church faggotry

?

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Flatulent Dysfunction Resort

You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who save their entire race

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Slate Aromatic Black Woman

He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear that even that is not enough to counteract his AZNness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2],#26696188)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: bistre pistol

Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots like Bonds and ARod

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Slate Aromatic Black Woman

Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. Jeter has done it, Chipper Jones has done it, etc. It's good to express anger and frustration sometimes to hit the reset button. Apologizing for it is unnecessary, let alone to the person who made the fucking bat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2],#26696259)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: demanding milky theatre

ljl at this thread.

Suzuki, master of his profession, is wise enough to respect craft and workmanship. Has a lapse in judgment, disciplines himself, and accepts responsibility for his actions. Grows as a human being, accordingly surpasses many in wisdom and strength. Will die a hero to many, beloved by men of charity and good will.

U: go to sports bar in Alexandria, sloppily drink entire pitcher of beer, desperately attempt to fuck "women" on tinder, live a life unremarkable save for its depravity, which is of itself so bland and common that it is only worth passing mention.

ljl.

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:00 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:32 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:21 PM
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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:00 AM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:44 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Flatulent Dysfunction Resort

No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime.

http://eupnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ichiro.jpg

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Know-it-all salmon nowag

"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm with a wrench, instead."

WTF, does the 'Zuk poast here??

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: Mentally impaired talented lay

Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything

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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:08 AM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: saffron odious national dingle berry

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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:42 AM
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He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at a high level with batting, slugging, and on-base percentages above .300 in 2016, while approaching 43 years of age. In 2016, Suzuki notched the 3,000th hit of his MLB career, against Chris Rusin of the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field, becoming only the 30th player ever to do so. In total, he finished with 4,367 hits in his professional career across Japan and the United States.

3089 total

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