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Huge CNN article about dorky Mormon marrying Asian Hiking Girl

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance...
Soul-stirring Cream Trust Fund
  07/14/25
he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going ...
beady-eyed violent school cafeteria
  07/14/25
many such cases!
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transparent mildly autistic stead antidepressant drug
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terminal case of yellow fever tp
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"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sigh...
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  07/14/25
Their son will 100% be a spree shooter
beady-eyed violent school cafeteria
  07/14/25
Never seen a more clear cut case than this before
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  07/14/25
Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp
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FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match w...
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“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 20...
Indecent business firm jap
  07/14/25
Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiraci...
Dark concupiscible really tough guy
  07/14/25
I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m ...
Indecent business firm jap
  07/14/25
Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?
big-titted cerebral haunted graveyard
  07/15/25
Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI...
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  07/15/25
But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in a...
big-titted cerebral haunted graveyard
  07/15/25
I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regula...
Dark concupiscible really tough guy
  07/16/25
ROFL why is this newsworthy.
French Dopamine Theatre
  07/14/25
because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the fir...
sienna excitant range azn
  07/14/25
“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bi...
well-lubricated razzle-dazzle pit
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I wish NPB were still here
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wonderful bonkers coffee pot base
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That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.
crimson trailer park weed whacker
  07/14/25
nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.
Soul-stirring Cream Trust Fund
  07/14/25
I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO ad...
crimson trailer park weed whacker
  07/14/25
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Indecent business firm jap
  07/14/25
Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace
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crimson trailer park weed whacker
  07/14/25
Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?
umber bawdyhouse juggernaut
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Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this ...
wonderful bonkers coffee pot base
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the perfect program doesnt exi--
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wonderful bonkers coffee pot base
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How do you think it got the name?
nudist topaz plaza
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Gorgeous girl
stimulating twinkling philosopher-king set
  07/14/25
dude is 100% gay
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  07/14/25
why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some ha...
Bat shit crazy chartreuse codepig fortuitous meteor
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She is cute. Good for them.
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Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead. S...
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"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew...
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rose yarmulke
  07/15/25
Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he c...
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Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5
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Spectacular insanely creepy menage hominid
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doobsian locus wrinkle
  07/15/25
this is retarded. why is she running away?
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  07/16/25
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cream Trust Fund

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance-encounters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099844)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed violent school cafeteria

he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going to marry that girl" on first sight.

terminal case of debilitating yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099846)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Cerise maniacal giraffe

many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: stubborn step-uncle's house idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49103125)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: transparent mildly autistic stead antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100206)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: tan elite theater stage regret

asian 5.5 saw a beautiful kike and immediately thought, "DASSA HANSOM, I SHOW HIM MAH PUSSY RIPS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100236)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: aquamarine mood piazza

terminal case of yellow fever tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100287)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: wonderful bonkers coffee pot base

"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sight. For Shallen, it wasn’t quite that. But it was a memorable first interaction — a tall, blond guy bouncing up to her with a grin on his face.

For a moment, Andrew and Shallen just stood there, smiling at each other. Not saying anything.

“Then I was like, ‘You got a boyfriend?’” recalls Andrew.

“He said this in Mandarin,” adds Shallen. “He was just straight out saying, ‘Do you have a boyfriend?’”

She shook her head and told him she was single.

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night.

“And I go, ‘No,’ because we’re in the middle of nowhere, and dinner sounds so formal,” recalls Shallen. “I’m like, ‘This is weird.’”

But Shallen was intrigued by Andrew. “So I said, ‘Well, if you want to practice your Mandarin, we can grab ice cream,’” she recalls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099958)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed violent school cafeteria

Their son will 100% be a spree shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099966)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: crimson trailer park weed whacker

Never seen a more clear cut case than this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100365)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: purple floppy indian lodge generalized bond

Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100205)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: crimson trailer park weed whacker

FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match who ghosted her just for a chance at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100368)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: fighting dull orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100371)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Indecent business firm jap

“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 2017 and 2019. When their second child was born, they left Utah and moved to California.

Over time, Andrew also distanced himself from the Mormon religion he grew up with, before leaving the church altogether.

Moving to California allowed the couple to find a new community. “We’re in a very multicultural place, and so it’s better for both of us,” says Andrew.

“And better for our kids,” adds Shallen.”

Lmao, Mormons dunn here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099964)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Dark concupiscible really tough guy

Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiracial" families?

I guess I've never thought of it that way since marrying an azngirl is the most quintessentially White Dork thing you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099980)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Indecent business firm jap

I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m guessing yes, since “multiracial” is a cool thing now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099985)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: big-titted cerebral haunted graveyard

Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102676)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: vibrant station macaca

Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI/AA advantage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102675)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: big-titted cerebral haunted graveyard

But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in an AA scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102679)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:11 AM
Author: Dark concupiscible really tough guy

I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regular White Guy in the admissions ratrace.

In fairness to harvard et al., my understanding is that if they were forced to go to a pure meritocracy the school would immediately become more azn than hong kong. Which, if we're being totally, brutally real here, I think we can all acknowledge would both destroy H's prestige and erode the quality of the institution more generally, e.g., reduce the number of ultra-high performing grads (startup founders, inventors, cultural icons, etc.), make for a shittier intellectual environment, what have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49105028)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: French Dopamine Theatre

ROFL why is this newsworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099990)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: sienna excitant range azn

because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the first pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099991)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: well-lubricated razzle-dazzle pit

“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bit,” recalls Andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100041)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Indecent business firm jap

I wish NPB were still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100052)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cream Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100057)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: wonderful bonkers coffee pot base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100065)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: crimson trailer park weed whacker

That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100372)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cream Trust Fund

nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100451)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: crimson trailer park weed whacker

I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO addiction meetings. There is hoap. But probably not hope in the traditional sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100455)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Indecent business firm jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100677)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: nudist topaz plaza

Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100062)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: crimson trailer park weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100373)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: umber bawdyhouse juggernaut

Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100213)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: wonderful bonkers coffee pot base

Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this EXACT same way. Via this program where chinks come over here to work in US national parks. Presumably the entire point of the program is to marry off Asian Pussy to White Cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100222)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: sienna excitant range azn

the perfect program doesnt exi--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: wonderful bonkers coffee pot base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102609)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: nudist topaz plaza

How do you think it got the name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100320)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: stimulating twinkling philosopher-king set

Gorgeous girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100219)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy chartreuse codepig fortuitous meteor

dude is 100% gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100237)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy chartreuse codepig fortuitous meteor

why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some hand-picked CIA dork who they're trying to make famous like they did to Obama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100243)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: startled resort friendly grandma

She is cute. Good for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100281)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bearded sandwich

Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead.

Story as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100285)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: rose yarmulke

"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew recalls. “So I went and bought chocolate milk"

incredible AMOG here holy shit. aznbros absolutely finished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: rose yarmulke

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/wedding-photo.jpg?q=w_1160,c_fill/f_webp

hfs look at the green lines here

nothing in this article makes me think she likes him even a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102358)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: doobsian locus wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102359)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: doobsian locus wrinkle

He's got a great scumbag look with the flatbill cap, chin goatee, and proleface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102362)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: rose yarmulke

tight fitted dry fit griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Spectacular insanely creepy menage hominid

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Federal hospital

Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: rose yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102799)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Spectacular insanely creepy menage hominid

"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd invite a tall white man for ice cream despite being lactose intolerant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102541)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Spectacular insanely creepy menage hominid

Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he just ditches you for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: unhinged gaping masturbator

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102553)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Spectacular insanely creepy menage hominid

In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yellowstone, Andrew and Shallen eloped in the hills above the Utah town where Andrew grew up.

“The ceremony itself was really small,” says Andrew. “My closest friends helped me carry up tables for food and blankets for people to sit on. I think we had like 20 people there in total.”

While it was a special day, there were mixed emotions at play. Shallen was saddened by her family’s absence. Andrew’s family wasn’t there either, but they wholeheartedly supported his decision to marry Shallen. Shallen, meanwhile, felt conscious she was breaking from her family’s expectations. She was unsure what her relationship with them would look like in the future.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102557)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: unhinged gaping masturbator

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: doobsian locus wrinkle

She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny for azn pussy he just carried her up into the hills and had his bros marry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102608)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: startled resort friendly grandma

https://imgur.com/a/spMZdfx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102990)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: doobsian locus wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102995)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: French Dopamine Theatre

this is retarded. why is she running away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49105145)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: deranged turdskin

Andrew had a bit of a flair for languages; he’d picked up Tagalog while living in the Philippines, and dabbled in Mandarin as part of a college language requirement tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49105184)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed violent school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49105221)