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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
ebony meetinghouse
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
ebony meetinghouse
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Ultramarine volcanic crater
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Lilac histrionic base mother
  04/29/26
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Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution
  04/29/26
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Ultramarine volcanic crater
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
vivacious lavender bawdyhouse trump supporter
  04/29/26
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effete half-breed national
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Ultramarine volcanic crater
  05/01/26
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misanthropic set quadroon
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Appetizing Locale
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Appetizing Locale
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Ultramarine volcanic crater
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
effete half-breed national
  05/02/26
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Ultramarine volcanic crater
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
vivacious lavender bawdyhouse trump supporter
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution
  04/29/26
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Ultramarine volcanic crater
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bat shit crazy drab digit ratio
  04/29/26
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Bespoke Concupiscible Field
  04/29/26
180!
effete half-breed national
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Lilac histrionic base mother
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
shivering stage
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Rebellious senate therapy
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Rebellious senate therapy
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
translucent greedy forum
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Rebellious senate therapy
  05/01/26
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Ultramarine volcanic crater
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
translucent greedy forum
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Rebellious senate therapy
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Ultramarine volcanic crater
  05/01/26
180
bat shit crazy drab digit ratio
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Lilac histrionic base mother
  05/01/26
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orange kitty cat hospital
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
brindle roommate principal's office
  04/30/26
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brindle roommate principal's office
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
very tactful dingle berry stock car
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Rebellious senate therapy
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution
  05/01/26
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Ultramarine volcanic crater
  05/01/26
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Rebellious senate therapy
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Ultramarine volcanic crater
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Self-centered indigo library old irish cottage
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Ultramarine volcanic crater
  05/01/26
congrats!
Appetizing Locale
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
bat shit crazy drab digit ratio
  05/01/26
180
Ultramarine volcanic crater
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution
  05/01/26
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Ultramarine volcanic crater
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Self-centered indigo library old irish cottage
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Ultramarine volcanic crater
  05/01/26
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effete half-breed national
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: ebony meetinghouse

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: ebony meetinghouse

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Lilac histrionic base mother



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: vivacious lavender bawdyhouse trump supporter

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: effete half-breed national



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: misanthropic set quadroon



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Appetizing Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Locale

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: effete half-breed national

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: vivacious lavender bawdyhouse trump supporter

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: bat shit crazy drab digit ratio



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Field



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: effete half-breed national

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Lilac histrionic base mother

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: shivering stage

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Rebellious senate therapy

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Rebellious senate therapy

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: translucent greedy forum

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Rebellious senate therapy

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: translucent greedy forum

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Rebellious senate therapy

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: bat shit crazy drab digit ratio

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Lilac histrionic base mother

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: orange kitty cat hospital



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: brindle roommate principal's office

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: brindle roommate principal's office



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: very tactful dingle berry stock car

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Rebellious senate therapy

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Rebellious senate therapy



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Self-centered indigo library old irish cottage

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Locale

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: bat shit crazy drab digit ratio

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling turdskin institution

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Self-centered indigo library old irish cottage

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: effete half-breed national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49860163)