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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Supple Lodge
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Soul-stirring university giraffe
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Supple Lodge
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
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  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
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  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
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  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Soul-stirring university giraffe
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
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  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
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LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
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  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
violet mewling mood crotch
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Supple Lodge
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
harsh double fault
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Supple Lodge
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
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maintaining average weight is the secret to life
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Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
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I couldn't move from the back pain
Supple Lodge
  06/06/25
Damn
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That's like a $10,000 bill.
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I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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dingfagged with prescription advil
Supple Lodge
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
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  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
Supple Lodge
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
harsh double fault
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
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  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
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  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Supple Lodge
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
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Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
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  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Wine erotic trust fund property
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
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  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
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self-centered abusive persian
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Irradiated Bronze Public Bath
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Supple Lodge
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
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Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
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Expected disco to be the OP
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Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
beady-eyed hospital
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Bearded Locus
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
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  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
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  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
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  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Supple Lodge

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring university giraffe

Did they check your blood pressure?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Supple Lodge

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Exciting ape

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: multi-colored mad-dog skullcap gaping

lol, can’t tell if flame

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Arousing ticket booth

They check blood pressure for literally everything

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: self-centered abusive persian



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Gold Misunderstood Chapel



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Soul-stirring university giraffe

Also, this is 40.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Supple Lodge

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: sinister walnut mexican really tough guy

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Supple Lodge

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: violet mewling mood crotch

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Supple Lodge

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: harsh double fault

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Supple Lodge

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Wine erotic trust fund property

twist. you cant make this stuff up

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: sinister walnut mexican really tough guy

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Gold Misunderstood Chapel



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Wine erotic trust fund property

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Electric Temple Background Story

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Supple Lodge

I couldn't move from the back pain

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Electric Temple Background Story

Damn

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Gold Misunderstood Chapel

That's like a $10,000 bill.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Wine erotic trust fund property

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Blue multi-billionaire mental disorder



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: harsh double fault



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Irradiated Bronze Public Bath



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Arousing ticket booth



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: hateful scarlet cuck old irish cottage

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring university giraffe



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: harsh double fault



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: sinister walnut mexican really tough guy



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Irradiated Bronze Public Bath



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Lemon Windowlicker



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: multi-colored mad-dog skullcap gaping



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: disgusting clear set



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Racy low-t site



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Bearded Locus



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed hospital



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser Learning Disabled Brethren Base



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: deranged community account tank



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Blathering Step-uncle's House Cuckoldry



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: poppy submissive sanctuary chad

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Iridescent Wagecucks



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: harsh double fault



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: hilarious balding alpha nursing home

he can pay in installments using klarna

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: deranged community account tank

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: aquamarine charismatic stage pisswyrm

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Supple Lodge

dingfagged with prescription advil

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: aquamarine charismatic stage pisswyrm

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Supple Lodge

LJL I have insurance

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: harsh double fault

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: aquamarine charismatic stage pisswyrm

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Gold Misunderstood Chapel

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Supple Lodge

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Wine erotic trust fund property

Dirte tp is moving?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Bearded Locus

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: mischievous den pozpig



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Wine erotic trust fund property

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: exhilarant at-the-ready idea he suggested

u cant, ur back

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: metal knife internal respiration

glad everything turned out alright.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: self-centered abusive persian



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Irradiated Bronze Public Bath

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Supple Lodge

the location and sharpness of pain

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Irradiated Bronze Public Bath

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Outnumbered contagious marketing idea church

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Supple Lodge



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: disgusting clear set

Expected disco to be the OP

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Doobsian motley kitty cat theater stage

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed hospital

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Bearded Locus

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Box Office

Expected it to be a kidney stone

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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: vermilion associate generalized bond

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: hateful scarlet cuck old irish cottage

The HOG was on the toilet

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: sadistic pearl cuckold

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Supple Lodge

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

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