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I need to lose some weight and get into shape. I’m serious this time.

https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6
Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
What that thing needs is some SAUSAGE
Excitant seedy rigpig
  06/14/25
you can't even fit into a link without breaking it
Salmon step-uncle's house sex offender
  06/14/25
Yes, Imgur has a scrub that breaks links on photos if I show...
Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
Imgur has a stink if the nipple is pink
buck-toothed rehab
  06/14/25
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sick sienna philosopher-king indian lodge
  06/14/25
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Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
New link: https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6
Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
i'd start by buying larger pants
Salmon step-uncle's house sex offender
  06/14/25
This is the largest size pants sold at Costco's, brother. If...
Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
The gut split split like that below the navel is a wonder
Beady-eyed Trailer Park
  06/14/25
You should just go to Tijuana and get massive lipo plus a tu...
sick sienna philosopher-king indian lodge
  06/14/25
I need a holistic diet, exercise, stress management, and fin...
Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
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talented blue dragon public bath
  06/14/25
Ideal body shape and thinner than most Americans
aggressive shrine
  06/14/25
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Avocado dysfunction school
  06/14/25
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startled boistinker
  06/14/25
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Bipolar Navy Site Mexican
  06/14/25
I've been seeing clips for this show 1000lb sisters where on...
buck-toothed rehab
  06/14/25
pic doesn't really live up to the hype, tbh.
razzle rigor
  06/14/25
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this i...
Geriatric den
  06/14/25
Yeah this is disappointing af. This is peak Texas
buck-toothed rehab
  06/14/25
He looks like me and I'm 6'3" 190 lbs.
Geriatric den
  06/14/25
Same I’ve been compulsively eating more than ever.
demanding pisswyrm codepig
  06/14/25
Dude I have been so stressed this year. First time in a long...
Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
What are we gonna do?
demanding pisswyrm codepig
  06/14/25
I'm at the engine telegraph putting it on full speed ahead, ...
Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
you can buy tirzepatide cheap online from china
federal gaming laptop
  06/14/25
For the next 3 weeks, do each of these every day with 100% c...
exhilarant fishy range tattoo
  06/14/25
This doesn't really work for fatties. They'll eat 4,000 cal...
sick sienna philosopher-king indian lodge
  06/14/25
Okay, brother, I’m doing it. Just got back inside from...
Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
lol. If you're trying to work out, maybe don't use a lawnmo...
sick sienna philosopher-king indian lodge
  06/14/25
A push mower in wet grass isn’t very effective in the ...
Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
The point isn't to be effective it's to get a workout. If i...
sick sienna philosopher-king indian lodge
  06/14/25
So your advice is for me to just go outside and exercise in ...
Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
Holy fuck, no the advice is to get some exercise you fat fuc...
sick sienna philosopher-king indian lodge
  06/14/25
to be clear, that's my advice, secondary to putting a 12 gau...
Honey-headed titillating sneaky criminal
  06/15/25
You can't even stop making excuses for not taking the magica...
Chartreuse knife university
  06/14/25
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Honey-headed titillating sneaky criminal
  06/14/25
I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother. I find ...
Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
So why aren't you taking one of the hilariously effective fa...
Chartreuse knife university
  06/14/25
"I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother&qu...
Honey-headed titillating sneaky criminal
  06/14/25
Do you know what it took to get in here?
Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
Years of sloth and gluttony
aggressive shrine
  06/14/25
Get in where. I've lost track of the metaphor.
Geriatric den
  06/14/25
He's trying to freshen up the schtick and running out of ide...
Chartreuse knife university
  06/14/25
20 years of shoveling garbage down your throat at such an ex...
Honey-headed titillating sneaky criminal
  06/14/25
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aggressive shrine
  06/14/25
I'm an ozempic truther, 90% sure tell put a hole in your hea...
Abusive temple
  06/14/25
4-6 hour eating window and make sure you're getting 200g pro...
Dashing National
  06/14/25
100 pushups 100 situps 100 squats 10 km EVERY. SINGLE....
fantasy-prone principal's office clown
  06/14/25
have you ever fasted?
racy church building ratface
  06/14/25
Many people are wondering this
fantasy-prone principal's office clown
  06/14/25
why are you such a fat fuckin bitch
Rusted locale boltzmann
  06/14/25
90% of what you need to do is manage what you eat. You alre...
contagious corner
  06/14/25
great content thx
Bipolar Navy Site Mexican
  06/14/25
This doesn’t even look nearly as bad as I thought
translucent ticket booth
  06/14/25
I’m 365-370 pounds. Right at that threshold where the ...
Effete ivory idiot
  06/14/25
Post a scale pic with "xoxohth" written on paper b...
Chartreuse knife university
  06/14/25
Hire a local trainer if you really can't do it yourself. He ...
insanely creepy at-the-ready ladyboy market
  06/14/25
That belly button has its own congressman.
Magical brethren stage
  06/14/25
You have GOT to be a diabetic if not pre-diabetic. You s...
razzle-dazzle fighting associate
  06/14/25
Early, late, or on time are all perspective and semantics
fantasy-prone principal's office clown
  06/14/25
...
Effete ivory idiot
  06/15/25
GLP-1 is here for you
talented blue dragon public bath
  06/15/25
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talented blue dragon public bath
  06/16/25


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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot

https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6

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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Excitant seedy rigpig

What that thing needs is some SAUSAGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016406)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Salmon step-uncle's house sex offender

you can't even fit into a link without breaking it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015035)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot

Yes, Imgur has a scrub that breaks links on photos if I show any part of my nipple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015060)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: buck-toothed rehab

Imgur has a stink if the nipple is pink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015220)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: sick sienna philosopher-king indian lodge



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot

New link:

https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015049)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Salmon step-uncle's house sex offender

i'd start by buying larger pants



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015055)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot

This is the largest size pants sold at Costco's, brother. If I get any bigger I'll be regulated to shopping exclusively at Casual Male XL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015340)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Trailer Park

The gut split split like that below the navel is a wonder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015067)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: sick sienna philosopher-king indian lodge

You should just go to Tijuana and get massive lipo plus a tummy tuck. They can pull like 40 pounds out of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015076)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot

I need a holistic diet, exercise, stress management, and financial planning plan.

If I could just only have healthy food, get some moderate exercise, manage my stress, and sufficiently manage my cash flow and savings/investments so I wasn't such a poor mo, I think maybe, just maybe, I could maek it and get healthy and get back to a normal body weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015155)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: talented blue dragon public bath



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: aggressive shrine

Ideal body shape and thinner than most Americans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015192)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Avocado dysfunction school



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: startled boistinker



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Bipolar Navy Site Mexican



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: buck-toothed rehab

I've been seeing clips for this show 1000lb sisters where one sister is so fat she has a fat roll on her forehead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015198)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: razzle rigor

pic doesn't really live up to the hype, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015207)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Geriatric den

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015210)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: buck-toothed rehab

Yeah this is disappointing af. This is peak Texas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015214)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Geriatric den

He looks like me and I'm 6'3" 190 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015232)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: demanding pisswyrm codepig

Same I’ve been compulsively eating more than ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015215)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot

Dude I have been so stressed this year. First time in a long time. It’s taking a toll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015242)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: demanding pisswyrm codepig

What are we gonna do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015281)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot

I'm at the engine telegraph putting it on full speed ahead, sea speed, brother.

Damn the torpedos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015284)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: federal gaming laptop

you can buy tirzepatide cheap online from china

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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: exhilarant fishy range tattoo

For the next 3 weeks, do each of these every day with 100% consistency:

Walk for at least 1 hour, rain or shine

Drink nothing but water, black coffee, and plain tea

Do not eat anything after dinner/ after 8 pm

If you follow those benchmarks every day for the next 3 weeks, you'll be in the habit of meeting them, and it'll be easy to keep going. The weight will fall off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015480)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: sick sienna philosopher-king indian lodge

This doesn't really work for fatties. They'll eat 4,000 calories before 8 PM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015485)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot

Okay, brother, I’m doing it. Just got back inside from half mowing my lawn (the sun and the heat were too much, also it’s been raining all week and the grass was pretty wet so the lawnmower batts ran out a little earlier than usual. One of the batts won’t even hold a charge anymore. It lasted what, 3 years maybe? I feel like it was a rip off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015534)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: sick sienna philosopher-king indian lodge

lol. If you're trying to work out, maybe don't use a lawnmower that runs on fucking batteries, just do a push mower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015606)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot

A push mower in wet grass isn’t very effective in the middle of the Jersey June, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015622)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: sick sienna philosopher-king indian lodge

The point isn't to be effective it's to get a workout. If it takes forever, that's a good thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015660)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot

So your advice is for me to just go outside and exercise in the heat for as long as possible, maybe suffer heat stroke, maybe have a heart attack, but just work harder for no reason other than you might get hurt and that’s be funny, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015712)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: sick sienna philosopher-king indian lodge

Holy fuck, no the advice is to get some exercise you fat fuck. We're not even 24 hours in and already you're making excuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016289)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Honey-headed titillating sneaky criminal

to be clear, that's my advice, secondary to putting a 12 gauge in your mouth and pulling the trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49017072)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Chartreuse knife university

You can't even stop making excuses for not taking the magical wonder drug that controls impulse to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015486)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed titillating sneaky criminal



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot

I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother. I find it strange that people born on third base or at home plate always love to ridicule the kids that weren’t even born in the ballpark on “making excuses” or “not trying hard enough.”

I know that I wasn’t born in here, but do you have any idea what it took to get in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015641)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Chartreuse knife university

So why aren't you taking one of the hilariously effective fatmeds with relatively few (especially given the success profile) side effects?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015723)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed titillating sneaky criminal

"I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother"

and then immediately follows with an implicit excuse and completely ignores the substance of the poast

you've gotta be flame at this point, hard to fathom this combination of pathos + stupidity



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015774)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot

Do you know what it took to get in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015815)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: aggressive shrine

Years of sloth and gluttony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016073)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Geriatric den

Get in where. I've lost track of the metaphor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016074)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse knife university

He's trying to freshen up the schtick and running out of ideas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016090)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed titillating sneaky criminal

20 years of shoveling garbage down your throat at such an extreme rate that most people would be physically incapable of matching it

such extreme sloth and gluttony that most superlatives are inadequate -- and an extraordinary capacity for pathos, self-pity, and self-indulgence besides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016108)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: aggressive shrine



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Abusive temple

I'm an ozempic truther, 90% sure tell put a hole in your heart long term. But for you it's almost certainly worth the risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015718)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Dashing National

4-6 hour eating window and make sure you're getting 200g protein. Very hard to overeat with that much protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49015952)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone principal's office clown

100 pushups

100 situps

100 squats

10 km

EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016094)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: racy church building ratface

have you ever fasted?

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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone principal's office clown

Many people are wondering this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016100)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Rusted locale boltzmann

why are you such a fat fuckin bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016101)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: contagious corner

90% of what you need to do is manage what you eat. You already know this, and yet you avoid the magical pill that will get you that 90% to be able to lose weight.

Absolutely pathetic. Stop blaming everything/everyone else. Whatever genetic disposition you have to overeat (since that's what you always seem to blame this on) can be overcome and yet you refuse to literally do this one weird trick to make it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016129)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Bipolar Navy Site Mexican

great content thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016141)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: translucent ticket booth

This doesn’t even look nearly as bad as I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016290)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Effete ivory idiot

I’m 365-370 pounds. Right at that threshold where the scale stops working properly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016306)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse knife university

Post a scale pic with "xoxohth" written on paper b4 we engage u further

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016307)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: insanely creepy at-the-ready ladyboy market

Hire a local trainer if you really can't do it yourself. He will be expensive. "Training" is probably only 30% "working out." Diet, rest, and ergogenics will be the bulk.

The biggest issue is that your entire perception of eating is wrong. You'll go nowhere until you get that properly calibrated. This is where a trainer can help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016447)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Magical brethren stage

That belly button has its own congressman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016457)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle fighting associate

You have GOT to be a diabetic if not pre-diabetic.

You should've DEMANDED your doctor put you on WeGovy 20 lbs ago.

You are eating yourself to an early grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016593)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: fantasy-prone principal's office clown

Early, late, or on time are all perspective and semantics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49016628)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Effete ivory idiot



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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: talented blue dragon public bath

GLP-1 is here for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2],#49017009)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: talented blue dragon public bath



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