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anyone else completely addicted to seltzer water

it's all i drink anymore i've temporarily quit a few time...
vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression
  03/06/26
1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit&rdq...
Irradiated white masturbator box office
  03/06/26
I drink tap water with ice because I'm American
avocado curious station
  03/06/26
*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*
fluffy carmine area
  03/06/26
I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Juda...
avocado curious station
  03/06/26
you're obviously an angry brownoid
fluffy carmine area
  03/06/26
try asking for "water" at any american restaurant ...
avocado curious station
  03/06/26
you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid
fluffy carmine area
  03/06/26
sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't ...
avocado curious station
  03/06/26
wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles o...
fluffy carmine area
  03/06/26
ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda prole...
claret adventurous ticket booth
  03/06/26
You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread abou...
contagious pink juggernaut pistol
  03/06/26
ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not l...
claret adventurous ticket booth
  03/06/26
No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. ...
contagious pink juggernaut pistol
  03/06/26
i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt som...
claret adventurous ticket booth
  03/06/26
There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exis...
avocado curious station
  03/06/26
im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical t...
claret adventurous ticket booth
  03/06/26
Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more m...
contagious pink juggernaut pistol
  03/06/26
when the fuck did i say anything like that? what have i c...
claret adventurous ticket booth
  03/06/26
great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like i...
Talented fighting hairy legs
  03/06/26
its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the d...
contagious pink juggernaut pistol
  03/06/26
now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be...
claret adventurous ticket booth
  03/06/26
Go back to rEDdIT
contagious pink juggernaut pistol
  03/06/26
dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why ...
claret adventurous ticket booth
  03/06/26
wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual is there anyt...
vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression
  03/06/26
was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer
Floppy emerald public bath
  03/06/26
https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8
godawful whorehouse
  03/06/26
adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he...
vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression
  03/06/26
Hitler Pampelmousse.
godawful whorehouse
  03/06/26
180
vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression
  03/06/26
Favorite brand? Thoughts on sparkling water?
amethyst arousing church building
  03/06/26
i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the ...
vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression
  03/06/26
Yes. We go through cases from Costco.
Mint cheese-eating turdskin
  03/06/26
my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drink...
aquamarine electric sandwich state
  03/06/26
yeah women love this shit all the 180 people in the world...
vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression
  03/06/26
(Continental Socialist)
avocado curious station
  03/06/26
I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer...
hyperactive candlestick maker ratface
  03/06/26
really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plas...
vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression
  03/06/26
JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers...
hyperactive candlestick maker ratface
  03/06/26
I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and...
Talented fighting hairy legs
  03/06/26
San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how...
contagious pink juggernaut pistol
  03/06/26
...
vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression
  03/06/26
Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so da...
contagious pink juggernaut pistol
  03/06/26
no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual
vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression
  03/06/26
wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant...
Talented fighting hairy legs
  03/06/26
Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole
contagious pink juggernaut pistol
  03/06/26
It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.
diverse ruby multi-billionaire stage
  03/06/26
I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was ...
jade death wish
  03/06/26
He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a cust...
diverse ruby multi-billionaire stage
  03/06/26
Fair point. I got fucking owned!!
jade death wish
  03/06/26
Whoa. Incel is credited for once Co2 becomes carbonic ac...
Swashbuckling flushed immigrant selfie
  03/06/26
I drink spendrifts almost exclusively
Ocher out-of-control really tough guy
  03/06/26
...
navy cowardly crackhouse
  03/06/26
Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.
avocado curious station
  03/06/26
your brown every White person drinks this stuff now. sorr...
vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression
  03/06/26
(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet) ...
avocado curious station
  03/06/26
i prefer pellegrino these days
aphrodisiac dead university
  03/06/26
...
Gold Bawdyhouse Goal In Life
  03/06/26
i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working o...
At-the-ready Gas Station Round Eye
  03/06/26
never tried this but i have thought about it before is it...
vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression
  03/06/26
not really “good” in terms of flavor but it work...
At-the-ready Gas Station Round Eye
  03/06/26
Fizzy water sure is crazy
vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression
  03/06/26


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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression

it's all i drink anymore

i've temporarily quit a few times but i always come crawling back. it's just too fucking good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720679)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Irradiated white masturbator box office

1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720688)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: avocado curious station

I drink tap water with ice because I'm American

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720698)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: fluffy carmine area

*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720703)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: avocado curious station

I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Judaism works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720709)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: fluffy carmine area

you're obviously an angry brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720714)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: avocado curious station

try asking for "water" at any american restaurant that isn't "karma sushi"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720729)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: fluffy carmine area

you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720804)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: avocado curious station

sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't hide behind "hehe brownoid" in an attempt to deflect from your odious kikedom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720824)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: fluffy carmine area

wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles of sodastream a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720700)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: claret adventurous ticket booth

ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda proles and flat water doesn't feel right to me. some nigger mocked me for it back in like 2005 saying "aint that wat oregnant women drink!?" but now everyone does!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720702)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: contagious pink juggernaut pistol

You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread about how prole you are just based on my prole or not prole threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720728)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: claret adventurous ticket booth

ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not like its something i dont own.

link to thread?

being prole makes me the most qualified to weigh in on prole/not prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720801)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: contagious pink juggernaut pistol

No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. You cannot see what non proles see as prole. You are the least qualified here.

Editing your posts is paf btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720819)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: claret adventurous ticket booth

i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt some pathetic stealth edit that alters the meaning of the poast overall.

i disagee because im an ascended prole and float in prestigious circles now. its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

and how would it be different if i was a bluebood prestigemo?! that person would be just as unqualified to opine on whats prole. are you an adoptive prole? downwardly mlbile blueblood living in the trailer park now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720838)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: avocado curious station

There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exist in both spheres at once. Refusing to accept you are No Longer Prole is itself Prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720844)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: claret adventurous ticket booth

im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical to a native.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720850)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: contagious pink juggernaut pistol

Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more money than you had 2 years ago. It's why you defend cslg on here. Biggest room on Caribbean cruise equals elite af.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720861)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: claret adventurous ticket booth

when the fuck did i say anything like that?

what have i claimed is prestigious that you disagree with?

you're just being a catty feuding fag because thats the raison d'etre of fags (i learned raison d'etre in ascended prole finishing school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720877)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Talented fighting hairy legs

great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720889)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: contagious pink juggernaut pistol

its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

Unless you edit again tbf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721028)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: claret adventurous ticket booth

now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be careful not to add things even .2 seconds after i hit poast. mea culpa.

btw this is extremely prole. the prestigious thing to do would be to at least feign nonchalance rather than exposing that you're manically dialed in.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721100)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: contagious pink juggernaut pistol

Go back to rEDdIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720846)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: claret adventurous ticket booth

dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why km ascendant and why you're brutally regressing to the mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720853)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression

wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual

is there anything this guy can't do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720792)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Floppy emerald public bath

was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720744)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: godawful whorehouse

https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720760)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression

adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he would have had the same favorite flavors as me

fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720789)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: godawful whorehouse

Hitler Pampelmousse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720830)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720866)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: amethyst arousing church building

Favorite brand?

Thoughts on sparkling water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720802)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression

i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the price of name brands and 95% as good as them

lime is the best flavor by far imo

sparkling water is good and i get it sometimes at restaurants for fun if they have it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720808)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Mint cheese-eating turdskin

Yes. We go through cases from Costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720816)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: aquamarine electric sandwich state

my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drinking it because it tastes like shit and having it take up space in our fridge/pantry for months before i finally toss all of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720835)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression

yeah women love this shit

all the 180 people in the world do (me, women, others)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720883)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: avocado curious station

(Continental Socialist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720885)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: hyperactive candlestick maker ratface

I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer from a can. You're basically mainlining bisephanols, PFAS, syrene, formaldehyde, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720887)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression

really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plastic and composite containers do

you got scholarship on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720906)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: hyperactive candlestick maker ratface

JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers either.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720940)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Talented fighting hairy legs

I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and I always have some in the fridge (usually the absolute cheapest I can find, occasionally some San Pelegrino)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49720896)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: contagious pink juggernaut pistol

San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how he ascended from prole. Adding to my repertoire ty. Also included "white wine with fish" and socks just a hue off of pants.

Ascended paf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721049)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721053)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: contagious pink juggernaut pistol

Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so darn mad with his idea that he ascended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721062)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression

no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721076)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Talented fighting hairy legs

wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant amount of carbonation, am I being called prole for this opinion????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721091)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: contagious pink juggernaut pistol

Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721778)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: diverse ruby multi-billionaire stage

It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721064)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: jade death wish

I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was concerned because I drink like 4 or 5 cans of seltzer a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721092)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: diverse ruby multi-billionaire stage

He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a customer for life now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721098)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: jade death wish

Fair point. I got fucking owned!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721153)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flushed immigrant selfie

Whoa. Incel is credited for once

Co2 becomes carbonic acid that dissolves teeth fastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721125)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Ocher out-of-control really tough guy

I drink spendrifts almost exclusively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721082)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: navy cowardly crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721115)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: avocado curious station

Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721132)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression

your brown

every White person drinks this stuff now. sorry, Champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721589)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: avocado curious station

(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet)

"What, are you people even White?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721681)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dead university

i prefer pellegrino these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721585)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Gold Bawdyhouse Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721785)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready Gas Station Round Eye

i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working of course)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721798)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression

never tried this but i have thought about it before

is it actually good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49721862)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready Gas Station Round Eye

not really “good” in terms of flavor but it works if you can’t do beer or liquor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49722428)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: vibrant bossy theatre indirect expression

Fizzy water sure is crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2],#49722420)