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This is what brings him back.
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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Comical tattoo reading party

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: infuriating stag film tank



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle base



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: thriller mildly autistic office fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Underhanded parlor selfie



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: adventurous field brethren

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible den community account



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Low-t Resort Haunted Graveyard

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: clear narrow-minded associate



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Chest-beating coral pervert spot

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: burgundy school cafeteria

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Charismatic abnormal site fat ankles

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: frisky temple goyim



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: cyan rebellious striped hyena main people



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: clear narrow-minded associate

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Iridescent demanding mother



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gaped hell



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Geriatric Hall

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Comical tattoo reading party

This is what brings him back.

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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle base

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Comical tattoo reading party

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle base

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: clear narrow-minded associate



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Iridescent demanding mother



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Supple slippery gas station



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Useless grizzly locale



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Chest-beating coral pervert spot



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Iridescent demanding mother



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Low-t Resort Haunted Graveyard



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Frum wonderful church wrinkle



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Lascivious hateful address

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Bateful macaca mediation

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Fragrant set

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Low-t Resort Haunted Graveyard



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: frisky temple goyim



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: yapping milk

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Iridescent demanding mother



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Useless grizzly locale



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Comical tattoo reading party



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

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