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reminder: nobody really understands how computers work AT ALL

that computers have been useful in any way is solely the res...
Brindle Bearded Native
  11/14/18
Visual depiction of Boltzmann Brain in first ever working tr...
cobalt stirring house
  12/12/18
(circuits masterman)
Excitant thirsty pisswyrm coffee pot
  11/14/18
its ones and zeroes
indecent hunting ground center
  11/14/18
Seems straightforwardly wrong
aromatic cordovan nowag
  11/14/18
I don't follow.
effete bawdyhouse
  11/14/18
i was going to make basically the same thread, but about mod...
Impertinent Brass Sweet Tailpipe
  11/14/18
What
aromatic cordovan nowag
  11/14/18
like the old argument about the complexity of the human eye,...
Impertinent Brass Sweet Tailpipe
  11/14/18
i was thinking this as I did 75mph around a curve recently, ...
bespoke fear-inspiring ticket booth
  06/30/25
high and low voltage as way to represent 0s and 1s, which ar...
beady-eyed pale gay wizard area
  11/14/18
just so!
Brindle Bearded Native
  11/14/18
Migration of holes through a semiconductor. ALUs and memory ...
effete bawdyhouse
  11/14/18
...
arousing cuckold
  02/17/19
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Brindle Bearded Native
  11/16/18
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Brindle Bearded Native
  12/12/18
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbGLTg...
aphrodisiac wrinkle
  12/12/18
this is the modern equivalent of people saying thunder is th...
Brindle Bearded Native
  12/12/18
Other than the obvious possibility that you're flame, where ...
aphrodisiac wrinkle
  12/12/18
(guy in the pocket of BIGCOMPUTER)
Brindle Bearded Native
  12/12/18
If you're opposed to BIGCOMPUTER, why not learn things for y...
aphrodisiac wrinkle
  12/12/18
lol yeah just read my pamphlet bro.
Brindle Bearded Native
  12/12/18
lol yeah, right. that thing there eats javascript and gives ...
bipolar mental disorder abode
  12/12/18
...
fuchsia fantasy-prone filthpig dopamine
  12/12/18
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sooty vibrant dilemma weed whacker
  12/13/18
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fiercely-loyal masturbator public bath
  12/13/18
There's a big secret in engineering that's revealed to you o...
Motley Corner Mad Cow Disease
  12/12/18
I'm too dumb to understand this without abstracting it away ...
Doobsian New Version Gaming Laptop
  12/12/18
How is the vibration of the quartz in a CPU heuristic? It's ...
Sienna histrionic market immigrant
  12/12/18
utter flame. circuit behavior is non linear sure but the ide...
Appetizing Saffron Stage Multi-billionaire
  12/12/18
Thought he was talking about semiconductor behavior approach...
cowardly shitlib scourge upon the earth
  12/12/18
we are nowhere close to that yet wrt semiconductor fabricati...
Appetizing Saffron Stage Multi-billionaire
  12/12/18
You have any idea why Intel is having so many problems with ...
cowardly shitlib scourge upon the earth
  12/12/18
no idea
Appetizing Saffron Stage Multi-billionaire
  12/12/18
Multiple offset litho passes per layer. Geometric increase i...
concupiscible electric furnace deer antler
  12/13/18
it honestly blows my mind how invested people like you are i...
Brindle Bearded Native
  12/12/18
wait what
Appetizing Saffron Stage Multi-billionaire
  12/12/18
maybe i’m not being fair and you know the truth but yo...
Brindle Bearded Native
  12/12/18
...
bipolar mental disorder abode
  12/12/18
...
Motley Corner Mad Cow Disease
  12/12/18
...
Motley Corner Mad Cow Disease
  12/12/18
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Zombie-like Disturbing Half-breed Point
  02/17/19
Computer tp poasted this flame
Motley Corner Mad Cow Disease
  01/10/21
have you ever OPENED a computer? it's just a bunch of littl...
Carnelian Den
  12/12/18
made from fucking dirt! little cargo cult computer "eng...
Brindle Bearded Native
  12/12/18
This is true about lots of stuff. We know how pencils work, ...
Insane Bossy Set
  12/12/18
eh I could have guessed 'insert graphite between two carved ...
fiercely-loyal masturbator public bath
  12/12/18
what's graphite
Doobsian New Version Gaming Laptop
  12/13/18
...
sooty vibrant dilemma weed whacker
  12/13/18
no idea. fine, insert lead.
fiercely-loyal masturbator public bath
  12/13/18
cr. what are the best methods for identifying a lead deposit...
sooty vibrant dilemma weed whacker
  12/13/18
wait for people to die from lead poisoning, burn corpses to ...
fiercely-loyal masturbator public bath
  12/13/18
should i get skippy or jif peanus butter? i'm going to ta...
Turquoise apoplectic personal credit line cruise ship
  12/13/18
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Brindle Bearded Native
  02/17/19
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Brindle Bearded Native
  01/10/21
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
Comical plaza fat ankles
  01/10/21
Was going to make this same thread about iphones
curious therapy hospital
  01/10/21
It’s just logic gates man. You and most xoers don&rsqu...
vivacious chocolate state digit ratio
  01/10/21
We all understand logic games buddy
Clear sex offender
  06/30/25
...
Brindle Bearded Native
  11/26/21
...
Brindle Bearded Native
  05/29/22
...
Brindle Bearded Native
  06/30/25
you a HAM elmer or what
adventurous rehab
  06/30/25
maybe, but i don’t know what that is.
Brindle Bearded Native
  06/30/25
Silicon engineers are modern alchemists.
Glittery office
  06/30/25


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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native

that computers have been useful in any way is solely the result of an inconceivably unlikely coincidence of pure random chance; an a.i. boltzmann brain. and the music could stop at any moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37235683)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: cobalt stirring house

Visual depiction of Boltzmann Brain in first ever working transistor.

https://i.imgur.com/hFrQqjC.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393951)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Excitant thirsty pisswyrm coffee pot

(circuits masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37235686)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: indecent hunting ground center

its ones and zeroes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37235731)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan nowag

Seems straightforwardly wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37235735)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: effete bawdyhouse

I don't follow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37235737)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: Impertinent Brass Sweet Tailpipe

i was going to make basically the same thread, but about modern day cars. their complexity is absurd and the likelihood that they should even work at all is astronomically small and unbelievable; a proof of God that you can physically get into and drive to the supermarket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37235746)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan nowag

What

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37235750)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Impertinent Brass Sweet Tailpipe

like the old argument about the complexity of the human eye, but about cars instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37235800)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: bespoke fear-inspiring ticket booth

i was thinking this as I did 75mph around a curve recently, family in tow.

a dozen other people were doing it, and Id done it 10000000 times.

we just presume, yeah these tires will work and avert the cliff we are hurdling to at unnatural speeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#49061482)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed pale gay wizard area

high and low voltage as way to represent 0s and 1s, which are used to implement logic and arithmetic, organized into more or less complicated control flow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37235754)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native

just so!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37235780)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: effete bawdyhouse

Migration of holes through a semiconductor. ALUs and memory management. Instruction sets and compilers.

This is all well understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37235785)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: arousing cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37797523)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37243183)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393567)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac wrinkle

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbGLTgA1cVbGtIafoKH3uIOwI0XEQ5S7Djd1BibWursVVGVKFQNA

Not that fucking hard bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393587)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native

this is the modern equivalent of people saying thunder is the sound of the gods bowling or whatever. it makes sense based on our woefully insufficient understanding but is completely made up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393600)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: aphrodisiac wrinkle

Other than the obvious possibility that you're flame, where are you trying to go with this?

If the Vikings had some theory about lightning and Thor, and were able to use that theory to land a space craft on an asteroid, that would seem to lend credibility to that theory.

If you feel perplexed by computers, maybe take a couple beginner EE/CS classes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393627)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native

(guy in the pocket of BIGCOMPUTER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393664)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac wrinkle

If you're opposed to BIGCOMPUTER, why not learn things for yourself?

https://eater.net/8bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393745)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native

lol yeah just read my pamphlet bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393865)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: bipolar mental disorder abode

lol yeah, right. that thing there eats javascript and gives me porn. not buying it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393679)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: fuchsia fantasy-prone filthpig dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393683)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: sooty vibrant dilemma weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37401308)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal masturbator public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37401309)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: Motley Corner Mad Cow Disease

There's a big secret in engineering that's revealed to you only if you've spent enough time in advanced electrical engineering courses: MOSFETs and other types of transistors found in processors don't actually behave as described in those circuit diagrams; their behavior is in a hazy state between randomness and determinacy, which can only be poorly approximated with existing mathematical tools. CPU speeds are "heuristic" values that don't actually measure anything, but rather they're based on arbitrary standards without any physical reference. The same is true for memory, storage, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393660)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Doobsian New Version Gaming Laptop

I'm too dumb to understand this without abstracting it away into mysticism. This is evidence that there's a ghost in the machine, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393702)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:41 AM
Author: Sienna histrionic market immigrant

How is the vibration of the quartz in a CPU heuristic? It's like car RPM, but instead of a 360° turn of the wheels, a cpu clockspeed is it performing one full cycle of fetch-calc-send?

Edit: "To ensure proper operation of the CPU, the clock period is longer than the maximum time needed for all signals to propagate (move) through the CPU. In setting the clock period to a value well above the worst-case propagation delay, it is possible to design the entire CPU and the way it moves data around the "edges" of the rising and falling clock signal. This has the advantage of simplifying the CPU significantly, both from a design perspective and a component-count perspective. However, it also carries the disadvantage that the entire CPU must wait on its slowest elements, even though some portions of it are much faster. This limitation has largely been compensated for by various methods of increasing CPU parallelism"

Is that what you're talking about?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393754)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:59 AM
Author: Appetizing Saffron Stage Multi-billionaire

utter flame. circuit behavior is non linear sure but the idea that they dont behave as designed is flame (excluding manufacturing/design defects). inverters invert, PLLs generate clock signals, ADC/DAC convert signals etc etc

CPU speeds are rough approximations to indicate speed at which the chip operates. it does mean something. try running latest video games on pentium processors if they dont mean anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393784)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: cowardly shitlib scourge upon the earth

Thought he was talking about semiconductor behavior approaching quantum mechanical physics due to feature sizes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393793)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: Appetizing Saffron Stage Multi-billionaire

we are nowhere close to that yet wrt semiconductor fabrication/manufacturing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393848)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: cowardly shitlib scourge upon the earth

You have any idea why Intel is having so many problems with their 10nm node?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393856)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: Appetizing Saffron Stage Multi-billionaire

no idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393866)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: concupiscible electric furnace deer antler

Multiple offset litho passes per layer. Geometric increase in defects. The upcoming move to Extreme UV for below 10nm will allow them to move back to single pattern layers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37401319)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native

it honestly blows my mind how invested people like you are in this obvious lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393862)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: Appetizing Saffron Stage Multi-billionaire

wait what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393868)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native

maybe i’m not being fair and you know the truth but you’re one of the people that benefits from perpetuating this ridiculous charade. in the end that’s probably worse, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393872)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: bipolar mental disorder abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393879)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Motley Corner Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37398801)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Motley Corner Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37398426)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Zombie-like Disturbing Half-breed Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37797520)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 3:57 PM
Author: Motley Corner Mad Cow Disease

Computer tp poasted this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#41724245)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Carnelian Den

have you ever OPENED a computer?

it's just a bunch of little wires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393672)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native

made from fucking dirt! little cargo cult computer "engineers" patting themselves on the back all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393678)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Insane Bossy Set

This is true about lots of stuff. We know how pencils work, but literally no individual knows how to make one: https://www.econlib.org/library/Essays/rdPncl.html?chapter_num=2#book-reader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393714)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal masturbator public bath

eh I could have guessed 'insert graphite between two carved pieces of wood then crimp tin around components'. and everyone knows how they work - graphite stick paper make mark rubber make graphite unstick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37393858)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Doobsian New Version Gaming Laptop

what's graphite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37401299)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: sooty vibrant dilemma weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37401310)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal masturbator public bath

no idea. fine, insert lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37401311)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: sooty vibrant dilemma weed whacker

cr. what are the best methods for identifying a lead deposit and safely mining it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37401352)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal masturbator public bath

wait for people to die from lead poisoning, burn corpses to extract lead

EZPZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37401431)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Turquoise apoplectic personal credit line cruise ship

should i get skippy or jif peanus butter?

i'm going to target later.

and don't tell me peanus butter is faggot, i know that already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37401369)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#37796850)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#41724226)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Comical plaza fat ankles

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#41724259)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: curious therapy hospital

Was going to make this same thread about iphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#41724261)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:04 PM
Author: vivacious chocolate state digit ratio

It’s just logic gates man. You and most xoers don’t understand them because you’re all polisci shitheads and not alpha stem bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#41724271)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Clear sex offender

We all understand logic games buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#49061510)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#43511565)



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Date: May 29th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#44595289)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#49061461)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: adventurous rehab

you a HAM elmer or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#49061478)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Brindle Bearded Native

maybe, but i don’t know what that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#49061919)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Glittery office

Silicon engineers are modern alchemists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2],#49061504)