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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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passionate doobsian quadroon
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
razzmatazz sapphire station affirmative action
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
walnut brunch chad
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
azure laser beams national
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Sticky Irradiated Organic Girlfriend Generalized Bond
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
cracking brilliant base karate
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Useless gaping location
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
vivacious international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
snowy rambunctious box office sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
passionate doobsian quadroon
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Kink-friendly set fat ankles
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
cocky home headpube
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
White Space Jew
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
passionate doobsian quadroon
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
rose sinister french chef parlor
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
histrionic cyan pit
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Lake Marvelous Depressive
  06/30/25
cr
passionate doobsian quadroon
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Kink-friendly set fat ankles
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
motley piazza sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
rose sinister french chef parlor
  06/30/25
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house-broken center boltzmann
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
White Space Jew
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Lake Marvelous Depressive
  06/30/25
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fear-inspiring chest-beating theater yarmulke
  07/01/25
*bussy
cerebral zombie-like nowag
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Useless gaping location
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Stubborn peach mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Appetizing frum resort genital piercing
  06/30/25
fuck
White Space Jew
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Stubborn peach mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
razzmatazz sapphire station affirmative action
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
White Space Jew
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
motley piazza sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
passionate doobsian quadroon
  06/30/25
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sick dilemma coffee pot
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
ocher corner halford
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Infuriating native
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
french bespoke university
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
passionate doobsian quadroon
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Infuriating native
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
house-broken center boltzmann
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Infuriating native
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
vengeful range volcanic crater
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
passionate doobsian quadroon
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
harsh exciting kitchen deer antler
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Cream demanding trust fund
  06/30/25
tcr
house-broken center boltzmann
  07/01/25
just jump
racy sepia becky
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
passionate doobsian quadroon
  06/30/25
...
Bull headed ticket booth
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Bistre diverse spot
  06/30/25
wow
passionate doobsian quadroon
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
spruce internet-worthy library
  06/30/25
JFC man
passionate doobsian quadroon
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
snowy rambunctious box office sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
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racy sepia becky
  06/30/25
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White Space Jew
  06/30/25
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rose sinister french chef parlor
  06/30/25
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Heady plum trump supporter stag film
  06/30/25
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Iridescent hairy legs church
  06/30/25
...
harsh exciting kitchen deer antler
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Cream demanding trust fund
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
ocher corner halford
  06/30/25
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Flirting corn cake
  07/01/25
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fear-inspiring chest-beating theater yarmulke
  07/01/25
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Carmine ladyboy
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
glittery immigrant ceo
  07/01/25
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violent nursing home
  07/01/25
...
azure laser beams national
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
cracking brilliant base karate
  06/30/25
bro
passionate doobsian quadroon
  06/30/25
...
Cream demanding trust fund
  06/30/25
lol
house-broken center boltzmann
  07/01/25
...
bronze stead alpha
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
insanely creepy chapel
  06/30/25
jfc
passionate doobsian quadroon
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Kink-friendly set fat ankles
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Heady plum trump supporter stag film
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Iridescent hairy legs church
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
house-broken center boltzmann
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
insanely creepy chapel
  07/01/25
...
french bespoke university
  07/01/25
...
Iridescent hairy legs church
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
violent nursing home
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Fishy marketing idea abode
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
motley piazza sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
passionate doobsian quadroon
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
White Space Jew
  06/30/25
...
passionate doobsian quadroon
  07/01/25
...
odious sienna rehab partner
  07/01/25
lol
house-broken center boltzmann
  07/01/25
...
racy sepia becky
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
fragrant bonkers school hominid
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Godawful jet coldplay fan plaza
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
cowardly flesh main people
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
khaki locale
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
rusted massive pistol forum
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
odious sienna rehab partner
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
ruddy boyish temple death wish
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
passionate doobsian quadroon
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
house-broken center boltzmann
  07/01/25
...
passionate doobsian quadroon
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
fear-inspiring chest-beating theater yarmulke
  07/01/25
😟
Transparent vibrant indian lodge
  07/01/25
...
ungodly medicated pocket flask
  07/01/25
holy shit
passionate doobsian quadroon
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
odious sienna rehab partner
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
alcoholic provocative hospital
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
violent nursing home
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Useless gaping location
  07/01/25
...
passionate doobsian quadroon
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
violent nursing home
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
violent nursing home
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Bistre diverse spot
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Useless gaping location
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
passionate doobsian quadroon
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Magenta Factory Reset Button Goal In Life
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
fear-inspiring chest-beating theater yarmulke
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
curious crimson queen of the night
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
passionate doobsian quadroon
  07/06/25
...
Bistre diverse spot
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
mentally impaired regret
  07/06/25
...
Iridescent hairy legs church
  07/06/25
lol
house-broken center boltzmann
  07/07/25
wow
passionate doobsian quadroon
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz sapphire station affirmative action

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: walnut brunch chad

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: azure laser beams national

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Sticky Irradiated Organic Girlfriend Generalized Bond

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: cracking brilliant base karate

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Useless gaping location

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: vivacious international law enforcement agency

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: snowy rambunctious box office sweet tailpipe

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Kink-friendly set fat ankles

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: cocky home headpube

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: White Space Jew

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: rose sinister french chef parlor

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: histrionic cyan pit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Lake Marvelous Depressive

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Kink-friendly set fat ankles

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: motley piazza sneaky criminal

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: rose sinister french chef parlor

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: house-broken center boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: White Space Jew

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lake Marvelous Depressive

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: fear-inspiring chest-beating theater yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: cerebral zombie-like nowag

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Useless gaping location

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Stubborn peach mad-dog skullcap

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Appetizing frum resort genital piercing

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: White Space Jew

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Stubborn peach mad-dog skullcap

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz sapphire station affirmative action

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: White Space Jew

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: motley piazza sneaky criminal

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: sick dilemma coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: ocher corner halford

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Infuriating native

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: french bespoke university

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Infuriating native

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: house-broken center boltzmann

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Infuriating native

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: vengeful range volcanic crater

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: harsh exciting kitchen deer antler

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Cream demanding trust fund

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: house-broken center boltzmann

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: racy sepia becky

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Bull headed ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Bistre diverse spot

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: spruce internet-worthy library

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: snowy rambunctious box office sweet tailpipe

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: racy sepia becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: White Space Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: rose sinister french chef parlor



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Heady plum trump supporter stag film



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Iridescent hairy legs church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: harsh exciting kitchen deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Cream demanding trust fund

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: ocher corner halford

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Flirting corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: fear-inspiring chest-beating theater yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Carmine ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: glittery immigrant ceo

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: violent nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: azure laser beams national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: cracking brilliant base karate

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Cream demanding trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: house-broken center boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bronze stead alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: insanely creepy chapel

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Kink-friendly set fat ankles

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Heady plum trump supporter stag film

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Iridescent hairy legs church

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: house-broken center boltzmann

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: insanely creepy chapel

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: french bespoke university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Iridescent hairy legs church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: violent nursing home

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Fishy marketing idea abode

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: motley piazza sneaky criminal

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: White Space Jew

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: odious sienna rehab partner



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: house-broken center boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: racy sepia becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: fragrant bonkers school hominid

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Godawful jet coldplay fan plaza

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: cowardly flesh main people

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: khaki locale

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: rusted massive pistol forum

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: odious sienna rehab partner

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: ruddy boyish temple death wish

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: house-broken center boltzmann

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: fear-inspiring chest-beating theater yarmulke

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Transparent vibrant indian lodge

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: ungodly medicated pocket flask



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: odious sienna rehab partner

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: alcoholic provocative hospital

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: violent nursing home

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Useless gaping location

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: violent nursing home

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: violent nursing home

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Bistre diverse spot

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Useless gaping location

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Magenta Factory Reset Button Goal In Life

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: fear-inspiring chest-beating theater yarmulke

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: curious crimson queen of the night

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Bistre diverse spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired regret

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Iridescent hairy legs church



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: house-broken center boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: passionate doobsian quadroon

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)