RATE this conversation I just had in my apt building elevator (autism potential)
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Date: May 7th, 2017 6:31 PM Author: Motley striped hyena
Background-- I'm in uniform with a big bag in each hand and one on my back. this girl is crouched down (edit: with her dog) in the corner of the elevator, by the buttons. She is wearing a COLLEGE vneck T with my alma mater's mascot and wordmark:
WILBUR: You a grad?
GIRL: No, I just live here with my boyfriend
WILBUR: Is your boyfriend a grad?
GIRL: No
WILBUR: I'm a grad
GIRL exits.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3607511&forum_id=2],#33252522) |
Date: May 7th, 2017 6:32 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Fishy Brunch
LOL'd HARD
my BOYFRIEND
"I didn't ask about your roommate."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3607511&forum_id=2],#33252529) |
Date: August 20th, 2019 4:43 PM Author: Tantric tan volcanic crater
you need to make light of awkward in-elevator conversations. these always have to be done with irony
just say you a grad, then say cool, then just stand with faint grin on your face for the remaining ten seconds
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3607511&forum_id=2],#38715380) |
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