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A lot of BIGLAW ppl are retarded with money

just fucking squandering it on 5 trips to Europe a year. BM...
Provocative space
  04/15/25
U r poor
Adventurous Plaza Codepig
  04/15/25
no I'm right fuckface, ur MAF because less than 5 minutes ag...
Provocative space
  04/15/25
U r really poor.
Adventurous Plaza Codepig
  04/15/25
(MAF fat boi)
Provocative space
  04/15/25
U are a poor bald nerd.
Adventurous Plaza Codepig
  04/15/25
(MAF)
Provocative space
  04/15/25
lol dork
Adventurous Plaza Codepig
  04/15/25
keep bumping fat boi
Provocative space
  04/15/25
Let me get this straight. You suck penis and let men fuck y...
Adventurous Plaza Codepig
  04/15/25
yeah
Provocative space
  04/15/25
damn u gay
Adventurous Plaza Codepig
  04/15/25
great thread
Startling Piazza
  04/16/25
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obsidian indian lodge
  04/16/25
...
Provocative space
  04/16/25
...
mahogany deer antler preventive strike
  04/15/25
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Adulterous Electric Corner Bbw
  04/15/25
It’s absurd. We live in the same house we lived in whe...
cerebral doobsian abode scourge upon the earth
  04/15/25
I forgot to mention the private school shit. totally fuckin...
Provocative space
  04/15/25
Faggot
Adventurous Plaza Codepig
  04/15/25
it's 180 that you keep bumping my thread fat boi!
Provocative space
  04/15/25
asspenis
Adventurous Plaza Codepig
  04/15/25
Just send your kids to the thunderdome. They’ll be fi...
aphrodisiac irate senate pozpig
  04/15/25
...
Adulterous Electric Corner Bbw
  04/15/25
...
purple flickering community account cuckold
  04/16/25
Enjoy Goucher!
fragrant box office
  04/16/25
This is the real drain.
Bronze arrogant sound barrier university
  04/16/25
I spend $100k a year on school for the kids and $60k a year ...
Beady-eyed Zombie-like Volcanic Crater
  04/16/25
i went to bowie high in PG county. even back then, when bowi...
cerebral doobsian abode scourge upon the earth
  04/16/25
I’ve lived in the same house since when I was making $...
Dun kink-friendly stag film
  04/16/25
Biglaw doesn't pay shit, especially after taxes. I don't ha...
lime menage ceo
  04/15/25
I'm sitting here thinking the exact same thing
chocolate wonderful wrinkle
  04/15/25
Sorry Jackson Lewis isn't biglaw
Provocative space
  04/15/25
I'm a Biglawyer imo
lime menage ceo
  04/15/25
lewis brisbois is a damn fine firm
chocolate wonderful wrinkle
  04/15/25
cr
lime menage ceo
  04/15/25
how much savings do you have?
Provocative space
  04/15/25
I have close to zero (maybe 10-15k tops), but I'm also a pro...
chocolate wonderful wrinkle
  04/15/25
also terrible flame
Provocative space
  04/15/25
Something like 6 million in cash, retirement accounts and ta...
lime menage ceo
  04/15/25
terrible flame
Provocative space
  04/15/25
Where's the flame, you motherfucker!
lime menage ceo
  04/15/25
yeah, and 6 million jews died in the holocaust
ultramarine cheese-eating black woman
  04/16/25
cr. We can’t even afford a dinner out or modest repair...
Cracking point
  04/16/25
one of the lulziest things about the umc looking down on oth...
180 naked gaming laptop
  04/15/25
...
chocolate wonderful wrinkle
  04/15/25
it's weird how u turn this thread into that.
Provocative space
  04/15/25
how so? it is proof that they are buckwild themselves
180 naked gaming laptop
  04/15/25
edit - I thought u said URM not UMC. carry on.
Provocative space
  04/15/25
wow it's almost like theyre all trashy retarded jews
dead demanding hall
  04/15/25
1. There’s something to be said about enjoying the thi...
ocher multi-billionaire
  04/16/25
...
mahogany deer antler preventive strike
  04/16/25
We get it. You like being a paypig on Seeking Arrangment.
galvanic disgusting dog poop police squad
  04/16/25
Except you could save a lot and retire when you’re sti...
Dun kink-friendly stag film
  04/16/25
how can they afford anything when they graduate from law sch...
ultramarine cheese-eating black woman
  04/16/25
I'm in-house and in a good year my bonus alone is $250k. Big...
Beady-eyed Zombie-like Volcanic Crater
  04/16/25
What in-house roles get a 250k cash bonus? Seems like most g...
ocher multi-billionaire
  04/16/25
Any PE or asset management shop is going to be over 50% bonu...
Beady-eyed Zombie-like Volcanic Crater
  04/16/25
*farts cum*
dead demanding hall
  04/16/25
you have to remember this is Are Reptile you are dealing wit...
wine state
  04/16/25
are you implying they deserve to afford anything?
dead demanding hall
  04/16/25
I really should have given a shit in life
chocolate wonderful wrinkle
  04/16/25
There is a reason NW mutual targets first year big law class...
Crystalline Faggot Firefighter Tattoo
  04/16/25
lol those people are the worst. "Hey, I'm working wi...
Cruel-hearted buck-toothed orchestra pit
  04/16/25
lol I have encountered these fags. WTF do firms let these s...
purple flickering community account cuckold
  04/16/25
There were some classic threads about this maybe 5 years ago
Mustard site
  04/16/25
"with money"
fragrant box office
  04/16/25


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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Provocative space

just fucking squandering it on 5 trips to Europe a year. BMW's that cost $80,000 with high insurance rates. Oversizes homes they don't need. Then they wonder why they can't retire til they're 60 despite making 500k-1m or more for 20+ years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851263)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Adventurous Plaza Codepig

U r poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851282)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Provocative space

no I'm right fuckface, ur MAF because less than 5 minutes ago I called you out for being fat as shit in your workout thread. sorry not sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851285)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Adventurous Plaza Codepig

U r really poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851289)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Provocative space

(MAF fat boi)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851301)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Adventurous Plaza Codepig

U are a poor bald nerd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851307)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Provocative space

(MAF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851335)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Adventurous Plaza Codepig

lol dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851353)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Provocative space

keep bumping fat boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851376)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Plaza Codepig

Let me get this straight. You suck penis and let men fuck your ass. Is that right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851378)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Provocative space

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851432)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Plaza Codepig

damn u gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851511)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Startling Piazza

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851784)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: obsidian indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48852164)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Provocative space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48852663)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: mahogany deer antler preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851277)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Adulterous Electric Corner Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851281)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: cerebral doobsian abode scourge upon the earth

It’s absurd. We live in the same house we lived in when I made 160k. I make 500+ now and I’m not moving, putting my kids in private school, joining a country club or any of that nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851288)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Provocative space

I forgot to mention the private school shit. totally fucking absurd. most BIGLAW people spend more on private school than their mortgage. then half those kids don't even get into a good college, LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851304)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Adventurous Plaza Codepig

Faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851330)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Provocative space

it's 180 that you keep bumping my thread fat boi!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851337)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Adventurous Plaza Codepig

asspenis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851354)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac irate senate pozpig

Just send your kids to the thunderdome. They’ll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851427)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Adulterous Electric Corner Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851431)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:10 AM
Author: purple flickering community account cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48852150)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: fragrant box office

Enjoy Goucher!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48852171)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Bronze arrogant sound barrier university

This is the real drain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851916)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Zombie-like Volcanic Crater

I spend $100k a year on school for the kids and $60k a year on the nanny. $25k more on extracurricular BS and tutors. My 2yo goes to open play, gymnastics and swim classes that run me $300 a week. Kids eat all my money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851940)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: cerebral doobsian abode scourge upon the earth

i went to bowie high in PG county. even back then, when bowie was 90% white, it was a shitty school and i wound up in biglaw. i dated a girl years ago from MoCo who went to private school and had a bunch of punk rocker friends from private school (which is just kinda funny). to a person, they are all failures at life, not a single one of them has a career (as opposed to a job) or makes shit for money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48852177)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Dun kink-friendly stag film

I’ve lived in the same house since when I was making $45,000. Plan is to do as little as possible to keep from getting fired then retiring around 55 or at most working part time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48854007)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: lime menage ceo

Biglaw doesn't pay shit, especially after taxes. I don't have BMW or a big house. I don't take trips to Europe. Can't afford any of that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851320)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: chocolate wonderful wrinkle

I'm sitting here thinking the exact same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851326)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Provocative space

Sorry Jackson Lewis isn't biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851341)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: lime menage ceo

I'm a Biglawyer imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851345)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: chocolate wonderful wrinkle

lewis brisbois is a damn fine firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851348)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: lime menage ceo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851374)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Provocative space

how much savings do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851379)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: chocolate wonderful wrinkle

I have close to zero (maybe 10-15k tops), but I'm also a prole who was never taught to save

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851383)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Provocative space

also terrible flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851440)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: lime menage ceo

Something like 6 million in cash, retirement accounts and taxable brokerage accounts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851408)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Provocative space

terrible flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851437)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: lime menage ceo

Where's the flame, you motherfucker!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851494)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:40 AM
Author: ultramarine cheese-eating black woman

yeah, and 6 million jews died in the holocaust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851932)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Cracking point

cr. We can’t even afford a dinner out or modest repairs to our home. Buglaw has no prestige. It’s just slavery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48852154)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: 180 naked gaming laptop

one of the lulziest things about the umc looking down on others is that the second they get any money most of them turn into straight up niggers and go buckwild on houses and cars and are immediately broke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851328)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: chocolate wonderful wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851338)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Provocative space

it's weird how u turn this thread into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851343)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: 180 naked gaming laptop

how so? it is proof that they are buckwild themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851421)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Provocative space

edit - I thought u said URM not UMC. carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851436)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: dead demanding hall

wow it's almost like theyre all trashy retarded jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851509)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: ocher multi-billionaire

1. There’s something to be said about enjoying the things $ can buy when you’re still young and healthy enough to enjoy it

2. Biglaw is miserable and the only reason to do it is for the $. Seeing the stuff that the $ can buy can help make sense of why you’re doing it, which is why a lot of lawyers spend lavishly as an almost therapeutic method.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851920)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: mahogany deer antler preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48852616)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: galvanic disgusting dog poop police squad

We get it. You like being a paypig on Seeking Arrangment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48853372)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Dun kink-friendly stag film

Except you could save a lot and retire when you’re still young enough to enjoy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48854041)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:40 AM
Author: ultramarine cheese-eating black woman

how can they afford anything when they graduate from law school $350,000 in debt at 8% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851930)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Zombie-like Volcanic Crater

I'm in-house and in a good year my bonus alone is $250k. Biglaw fuckers make more than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851946)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: ocher multi-billionaire

What in-house roles get a 250k cash bonus? Seems like most gigs top out at 35-50 percent target bonus and that’s GC level gigs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851952)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Zombie-like Volcanic Crater

Any PE or asset management shop is going to be over 50% bonus in a good year and exactly 50% in an average year. Though this year the bonuses will be the worst in a long time -- maybe 20%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48851959)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: dead demanding hall

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48852202)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: wine state

you have to remember this is Are Reptile you are dealing with. this guy is outted and was an assistant vp 4 years ago. he's now a "senior director" or some non-MD bullshit at a boring bullshit company and there is no way he makes this kind of money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48855279)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: dead demanding hall

are you implying they deserve to afford anything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48852200)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:16 AM
Author: chocolate wonderful wrinkle

I really should have given a shit in life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48852162)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Crystalline Faggot Firefighter Tattoo

There is a reason NW mutual targets first year big law classes for whole life insurance. Probably 6 of the 30 in my class got roped into $2,300 a month policies lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48852599)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted buck-toothed orchestra pit

lol those people are the worst.

"Hey, I'm working with several people in your office to manage their portfolios, I think I could do a lot for you as well"

"Oh cool, I'd like to get their opinion, which people?"

"Uh.... I can't really say... confidentiality..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48852659)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: purple flickering community account cuckold

lol I have encountered these fags. WTF do firms let these scammers in the door? It's like the homos who try to sell you cell phone plans at Costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48853486)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Mustard site

There were some classic threads about this maybe 5 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48853501)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: fragrant box office

"with money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2],#48854029)