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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Buck-toothed Partner
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Sapphire Razzle Station
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Claret Business Firm
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
soggy purple legal warrant principal's office
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Curious Messiness
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
ebony diverse property
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
hateful unholy nibblets
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
onyx effete faggot firefighter bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Vivacious fishy skinny woman
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Buck-toothed Partner
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
crawly forum
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
exhilarant bull headed native fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Cerebral dead feces
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Buck-toothed Partner
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Naked turquoise doctorate
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
gay gunner
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Lemon Thirsty Stage Hunting Ground
  06/30/25
cr
Buck-toothed Partner
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
crawly forum
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Impressive Sickened Whorehouse Tank
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Naked turquoise doctorate
  06/30/25
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misunderstood electric cuckold
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Cerebral dead feces
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Lemon Thirsty Stage Hunting Ground
  06/30/25
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Costumed pearl people who are hurt mexican
  07/01/25
*bussy
demanding dull house love of her life
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
hateful unholy nibblets
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
wild genital piercing
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
spectacular organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
fuck
Cerebral dead feces
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
wild genital piercing
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Sapphire Razzle Station
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Cerebral dead feces
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Impressive Sickened Whorehouse Tank
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Buck-toothed Partner
  06/30/25
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provocative field
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Flirting beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Hairraiser Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
drab yarmulke shrine
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Buck-toothed Partner
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Hairraiser Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
misunderstood electric cuckold
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Hairraiser Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Bearded high-end public bath
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Buck-toothed Partner
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Marvelous son of senegal
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
fragrant abode
  06/30/25
tcr
misunderstood electric cuckold
  07/01/25
just jump
aphrodisiac rose stage
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Buck-toothed Partner
  06/30/25
...
aromatic crimson theatre kitty
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Unhinged mother community account
  06/30/25
wow
Buck-toothed Partner
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Bateful buff piazza
  06/30/25
JFC man
Buck-toothed Partner
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Vivacious fishy skinny woman
  06/30/25
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aphrodisiac rose stage
  06/30/25
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Cerebral dead feces
  06/30/25
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Naked turquoise doctorate
  06/30/25
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yapping mewling locale dysfunction
  06/30/25
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lilac round eye
  06/30/25
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Marvelous son of senegal
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
fragrant abode
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Flirting beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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adventurous crackhouse becky
  07/01/25
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Costumed pearl people who are hurt mexican
  07/01/25
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Snowy sanctuary brethren
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Amethyst Depressive Prole
  07/01/25
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Contagious godawful fat ankles
  07/01/25
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soggy purple legal warrant principal's office
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
ebony diverse property
  06/30/25
bro
Buck-toothed Partner
  06/30/25
...
fragrant abode
  06/30/25
lol
misunderstood electric cuckold
  07/01/25
...
big karate
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
House-broken comical laser beams
  06/30/25
jfc
Buck-toothed Partner
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
crawly forum
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
yapping mewling locale dysfunction
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
lilac round eye
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
misunderstood electric cuckold
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
House-broken comical laser beams
  07/01/25
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drab yarmulke shrine
  07/01/25
...
lilac round eye
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Contagious godawful fat ankles
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Spruce Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Impressive Sickened Whorehouse Tank
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Buck-toothed Partner
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Cerebral dead feces
  06/30/25
...
Buck-toothed Partner
  07/01/25
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bat-shit-crazy green degenerate roast beef
  07/01/25
lol
misunderstood electric cuckold
  07/01/25
...
aphrodisiac rose stage
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Startling half-breed school
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Fuchsia razzle-dazzle university sex offender
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Anal national circlehead
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Tan Nudist Stead
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Saffron trip famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
bat-shit-crazy green degenerate roast beef
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Mind-boggling glassy french chef useless brakes
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Buck-toothed Partner
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
misunderstood electric cuckold
  07/01/25
...
Buck-toothed Partner
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Costumed pearl people who are hurt mexican
  07/01/25
😟
maniacal jap hell
  07/01/25
...
boyish rigpig gaping
  07/01/25
holy shit
Buck-toothed Partner
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
bat-shit-crazy green degenerate roast beef
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Flickering base
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Contagious godawful fat ankles
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
hateful unholy nibblets
  07/01/25
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Buck-toothed Partner
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Contagious godawful fat ankles
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Contagious godawful fat ankles
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Unhinged mother community account
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
hateful unholy nibblets
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Buck-toothed Partner
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
doobsian painfully honest location death wish
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Costumed pearl people who are hurt mexican
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Odious set rigor
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Buck-toothed Partner
  07/06/25
...
Unhinged mother community account
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Slate Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/25
...
lilac round eye
  07/06/25
lol
misunderstood electric cuckold
  07/07/25
wow
Buck-toothed Partner
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Sapphire Razzle Station

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Claret Business Firm

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: soggy purple legal warrant principal's office

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Curious Messiness

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: ebony diverse property

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: hateful unholy nibblets

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: onyx effete faggot firefighter bawdyhouse

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Vivacious fishy skinny woman

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: crawly forum

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: exhilarant bull headed native fortuitous meteor

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Cerebral dead feces

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Naked turquoise doctorate

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: gay gunner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Lemon Thirsty Stage Hunting Ground

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: crawly forum

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Impressive Sickened Whorehouse Tank

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Naked turquoise doctorate

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: misunderstood electric cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Cerebral dead feces

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lemon Thirsty Stage Hunting Ground

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Costumed pearl people who are hurt mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: demanding dull house love of her life

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: hateful unholy nibblets

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: wild genital piercing

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: spectacular organic girlfriend

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Cerebral dead feces

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: wild genital piercing

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Sapphire Razzle Station

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cerebral dead feces

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Impressive Sickened Whorehouse Tank

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: provocative field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Flirting beady-eyed step-uncle's house

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: drab yarmulke shrine

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: misunderstood electric cuckold

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bearded high-end public bath

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Marvelous son of senegal

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: fragrant abode

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: misunderstood electric cuckold

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rose stage

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: aromatic crimson theatre kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Unhinged mother community account

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Bateful buff piazza

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Vivacious fishy skinny woman

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rose stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Cerebral dead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Naked turquoise doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: yapping mewling locale dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: lilac round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Marvelous son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: fragrant abode

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Flirting beady-eyed step-uncle's house

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: adventurous crackhouse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Costumed pearl people who are hurt mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Snowy sanctuary brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Amethyst Depressive Prole

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Contagious godawful fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: soggy purple legal warrant principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: ebony diverse property

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: fragrant abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: misunderstood electric cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: big karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: House-broken comical laser beams

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: crawly forum

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: yapping mewling locale dysfunction

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: lilac round eye

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: misunderstood electric cuckold

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: House-broken comical laser beams

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: drab yarmulke shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: lilac round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Contagious godawful fat ankles

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Spruce Travel Guidebook

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Impressive Sickened Whorehouse Tank

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Cerebral dead feces

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy green degenerate roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: misunderstood electric cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rose stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Startling half-breed school

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia razzle-dazzle university sex offender

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Anal national circlehead

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Tan Nudist Stead

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Saffron trip famous landscape painting

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy green degenerate roast beef

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling glassy french chef useless brakes

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: misunderstood electric cuckold

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Costumed pearl people who are hurt mexican

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: maniacal jap hell

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: boyish rigpig gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy green degenerate roast beef

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Flickering base

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Contagious godawful fat ankles

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: hateful unholy nibblets

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Contagious godawful fat ankles

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Contagious godawful fat ankles

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Unhinged mother community account

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: hateful unholy nibblets

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: doobsian painfully honest location death wish

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Costumed pearl people who are hurt mexican

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Odious set rigor

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Unhinged mother community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Slate Scourge Upon The Earth

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: lilac round eye



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: misunderstood electric cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Partner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)