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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Heady preventive strike idea he suggested
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Hairraiser abode son of senegal
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Heady preventive strike idea he suggested
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Hairraiser abode son of senegal
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Heady preventive strike idea he suggested
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
cracking pontificating travel guidebook
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Heady preventive strike idea he suggested
  07/06/25
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lascivious claret alpha location
  07/06/25
18000000000000
chest-beating filthy lodge gunner
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Beady-eyed associate boistinker
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cracking pontificating travel guidebook
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effete out-of-control pocket flask
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Concupiscible bull headed lay
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slap-happy mischievous university roommate
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zombie-like vibrant stag film mood
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cerebral famous landscape painting
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Arousing Center
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opaque hateful dilemma giraffe
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Adventurous bat-shit-crazy idiot
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sticky big garrison useless brakes
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Stimulating Mahogany Boltzmann Puppy
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Underhanded Black Woman Pistol
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Crystalline Stubborn Stead Mediation
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Beady-eyed associate boistinker
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Hairraiser abode son of senegal
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Beady-eyed associate boistinker
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Heady preventive strike idea he suggested
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Beady-eyed associate boistinker
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Hairraiser abode son of senegal
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Heady preventive strike idea he suggested
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Beady-eyed associate boistinker
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
misanthropic parlor macaca
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Beady-eyed associate boistinker
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Judgmental ratface
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Crusty fluffy hospital psychic
  07/06/25
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Crystalline Stubborn Stead Mediation
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Concupiscible bull headed lay
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Painfully Honest House
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Useless smoky pervert community account
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
zombie-like vibrant stag film mood
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Pearly sound barrier senate
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Heady preventive strike idea he suggested
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
misanthropic parlor macaca
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Heady preventive strike idea he suggested
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Pearly sound barrier senate
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
misanthropic parlor macaca
  07/07/25
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Arousing Center
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Pearly sound barrier senate
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Useless smoky pervert community account
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
misanthropic parlor macaca
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Arousing Center
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Pearly sound barrier senate
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Arousing Center
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Pearly sound barrier senate
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Arousing Center
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Pearly sound barrier senate
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Concupiscible bull headed lay
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Arousing Center
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Heady preventive strike idea he suggested
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
stirring parlour
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Beady-eyed associate boistinker
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Arousing Center
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Heady preventive strike idea he suggested
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Salmon Frozen Ticket Booth Indirect Expression
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
sticky big garrison useless brakes
  07/11/25
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Heady preventive strike idea he suggested
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
topaz skinny woman chad
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Heady preventive strike idea he suggested



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser abode son of senegal

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Heady preventive strike idea he suggested

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser abode son of senegal

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Heady preventive strike idea he suggested

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: cracking pontificating travel guidebook

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Heady preventive strike idea he suggested

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: lascivious claret alpha location



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: chest-beating filthy lodge gunner

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed associate boistinker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: cracking pontificating travel guidebook



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: effete out-of-control pocket flask



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Concupiscible bull headed lay



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: slap-happy mischievous university roommate



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: zombie-like vibrant stag film mood



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: cerebral famous landscape painting



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Arousing Center



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: opaque hateful dilemma giraffe



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Adventurous bat-shit-crazy idiot



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: sticky big garrison useless brakes



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Stimulating Mahogany Boltzmann Puppy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Underhanded Black Woman Pistol



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Crystalline Stubborn Stead Mediation



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed associate boistinker

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser abode son of senegal

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed associate boistinker

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Heady preventive strike idea he suggested

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed associate boistinker

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser abode son of senegal

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Heady preventive strike idea he suggested

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed associate boistinker

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: misanthropic parlor macaca

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed associate boistinker

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Judgmental ratface

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Crusty fluffy hospital psychic

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Crystalline Stubborn Stead Mediation



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible bull headed lay

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Painfully Honest House

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Useless smoky pervert community account

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: zombie-like vibrant stag film mood

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Pearly sound barrier senate

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Heady preventive strike idea he suggested

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: misanthropic parlor macaca

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Heady preventive strike idea he suggested

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Pearly sound barrier senate

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: misanthropic parlor macaca

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Arousing Center



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Pearly sound barrier senate

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Useless smoky pervert community account

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: misanthropic parlor macaca

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Arousing Center

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Pearly sound barrier senate

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Arousing Center

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Pearly sound barrier senate

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Arousing Center

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Pearly sound barrier senate

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Pearly sound barrier senate

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible bull headed lay



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Arousing Center

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Heady preventive strike idea he suggested



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: stirring parlour

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed associate boistinker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Arousing Center



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Heady preventive strike idea he suggested



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Salmon Frozen Ticket Booth Indirect Expression

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: sticky big garrison useless brakes

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Heady preventive strike idea he suggested



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman chad

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49099235)