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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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french navy bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
violent rambunctious station personal credit line
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
french navy bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
violent rambunctious station personal credit line
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
french navy bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Mauve Library Boistinker
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
french navy bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
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Tan filthpig
  07/06/25
18000000000000
poppy market partner
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Mauve Library Boistinker
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dashing hilarious spot
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Blathering yarmulke milk
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Copper Aphrodisiac Voyeur Deer Antler
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
coral exhilarant immigrant rehab
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
violent rambunctious station personal credit line
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
coral exhilarant immigrant rehab
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
french navy bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
coral exhilarant immigrant rehab
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
violent rambunctious station personal credit line
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
french navy bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
coral exhilarant immigrant rehab
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
buff comical principal's office
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
coral exhilarant immigrant rehab
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Gay brunch generalized bond
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
hairraiser school cumskin
  07/06/25
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Copper Aphrodisiac Voyeur Deer Antler
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
indigo electric cruise ship jew
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Deep magical stock car multi-billionaire
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
fiercely-loyal glittery hospital degenerate
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Snowy exciting state
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Laughsome Antidepressant Drug
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
french navy bawdyhouse
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
buff comical principal's office
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
french navy bawdyhouse
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Laughsome Antidepressant Drug
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
buff comical principal's office
  07/07/25
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outnumbered meetinghouse
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Laughsome Antidepressant Drug
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
fiercely-loyal glittery hospital degenerate
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
buff comical principal's office
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
outnumbered meetinghouse
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Laughsome Antidepressant Drug
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
outnumbered meetinghouse
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Laughsome Antidepressant Drug
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
outnumbered meetinghouse
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Laughsome Antidepressant Drug
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Laughsome Antidepressant Drug
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indigo electric cruise ship jew
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
outnumbered meetinghouse
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french navy bawdyhouse
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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outnumbered meetinghouse
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french navy bawdyhouse
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Unholy kitchen prole
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
slippery fuchsia french chef mexican
  07/11/25
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french navy bawdyhouse
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Abnormal purple idiot
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: french navy bawdyhouse



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: violent rambunctious station personal credit line

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: french navy bawdyhouse

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: violent rambunctious station personal credit line

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: french navy bawdyhouse

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Mauve Library Boistinker

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: french navy bawdyhouse

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Tan filthpig



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: poppy market partner

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: coral exhilarant immigrant rehab



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Mauve Library Boistinker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: translucent cruel-hearted ticket booth



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: indigo electric cruise ship jew



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: bonkers business firm persian



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Snowy exciting state



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: irradiated elite newt liquid oxygen



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: outnumbered meetinghouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: peach crackhouse potus



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: dashing hilarious spot



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: slippery fuchsia french chef mexican



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Saffron Location Friendly Grandma



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Blathering yarmulke milk



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Copper Aphrodisiac Voyeur Deer Antler



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: coral exhilarant immigrant rehab

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: violent rambunctious station personal credit line

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: coral exhilarant immigrant rehab

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: french navy bawdyhouse

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: coral exhilarant immigrant rehab

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: violent rambunctious station personal credit line

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: french navy bawdyhouse

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: coral exhilarant immigrant rehab

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: buff comical principal's office

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: coral exhilarant immigrant rehab

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Gay brunch generalized bond

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: hairraiser school cumskin

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Copper Aphrodisiac Voyeur Deer Antler



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: indigo electric cruise ship jew

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Deep magical stock car multi-billionaire

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal glittery hospital degenerate

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Snowy exciting state

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Laughsome Antidepressant Drug

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: french navy bawdyhouse

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: buff comical principal's office

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: french navy bawdyhouse

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Laughsome Antidepressant Drug

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: buff comical principal's office

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: outnumbered meetinghouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Antidepressant Drug

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal glittery hospital degenerate

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: buff comical principal's office

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: outnumbered meetinghouse

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Laughsome Antidepressant Drug

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: outnumbered meetinghouse

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Laughsome Antidepressant Drug

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: outnumbered meetinghouse

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Antidepressant Drug

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Laughsome Antidepressant Drug

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: indigo electric cruise ship jew



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: outnumbered meetinghouse

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: french navy bawdyhouse



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: slate double fault travel guidebook

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: coral exhilarant immigrant rehab



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: outnumbered meetinghouse



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: french navy bawdyhouse



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Unholy kitchen prole

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: slippery fuchsia french chef mexican

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: french navy bawdyhouse



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Abnormal purple idiot

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49099235)