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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off
| coiffed knife skinny woman | 06/01/26 |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM Author: coiffed knife skinny woman Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909894) |
Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM Author: Electric cruel-hearted rehab windowlicker about tree fiddy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909895) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM Author: coiffed knife skinny woman Not helpful. Blocked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909897) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM Author: Electric cruel-hearted rehab windowlicker 120... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909899) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM Author: Vivacious adulterous bawdyhouse Idk what’s your leverage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909898) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM Author: coiffed knife skinny woman I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909900) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Vivacious adulterous bawdyhouse Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909947) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912893) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari) Are you confused? Look up antifa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912915) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49914622) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM Author: Mischievous pink legend mad-dog skullcap You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909901) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM Author: hyperactive pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910210) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM Author: at-the-ready fear-inspiring mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910271) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Bespoke dragon macaca *standing ovation* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910290) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Words of Affirmation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49914030) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM Author: Passionate electric furnace Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909903) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM Author: Flesh Gas Station where do you live, work, and what is your name? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909905) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM Author: coiffed knife skinny woman You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909910) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM Author: Flesh Gas Station if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909913) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Bespoke dragon macaca Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910287) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM Author: hyperactive pozpig same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is
don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM Author: Bespoke dragon macaca I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910311) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM Author: hyperactive pozpig I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910314) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM Author: Flesh Gas Station i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain
and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM Author: sable meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49911694) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Sepia glittery chapel you maed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909908) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM Author: Umber Arrogant Dilemma If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.
How many people got laid off? |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Bespoke dragon macaca I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)
But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: fishy pontificating church building It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910609) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM Author: Histrionic scarlet station claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909963) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM Author: mind-boggling organic girlfriend what job did you have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49909989) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Buck-toothed Useless Brakes Mother PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910262) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Big deep pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910278) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM Author: Snowy lodge Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery Self-identify as BIPOC |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM Author: Bespoke dragon macaca Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910306) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM Author: Snowy lodge Never too late to start! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910308) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM Author: coiffed knife skinny woman Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910644) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM Author: Bespoke dragon macaca Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910681) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM Author: razzle-dazzle theater This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910698) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM Author: Azure Misunderstood Shrine Karate if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'
not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong. |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM Author: Flesh Gas Station you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM Author: Azure Misunderstood Shrine Karate that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910593) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912928) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM Author: seedy mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49911034) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM Author: fishy pontificating church building Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49910603) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM Author: coiffed knife skinny woman I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49911224) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM Author: fishy pontificating church building Another two weeks of pay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49911399) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM Author: coiffed knife skinny woman Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49911645) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM Author: zippy concupiscible hell prole AI wouldn't have fucked that up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49911698) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM Author: Sick balding cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49911701) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM Author: hyperactive pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49911774) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912867) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912897) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49913418) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM Author: Words of Affirmation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49914033) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Carnelian outnumbered doctorate ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49911796) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912880) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope I thought you delivered cookies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912872) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM Author: richard clock wait two weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912879) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912885) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912890) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912895) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49913420) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Jobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49914031) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM Author: Dr? Michael Greger (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49914422) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari) (XO 2020) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912887) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM Author: crime lord cookie delivery is dead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912896) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope I guess so if Ai can replace it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2],#49912932) |